Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others’ pain and struggles, like feeling bad for a former friend whose life “tá horrível” and saying she “não merece passar por isso” in “a menina que eu adorava conversar parou de me responder do nada né…” and getting emotionally affected by sad videos in “eu fico até mal vendo esses vídeos mano dá um peso no coração”.
- Socially-conscious: Engages with social issues like self-defense projects for women in “precisam existir mais projetos de defesa pessoal, especialmente pra mulheres”, critiques homophobia in “isso já demonstra a incapacidade cognitiva de uma pessoa homofóbica”, and discusses queer politics in “você deve ter o mínimo de conhecimento… sobre o movimento queer”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own habits and flaws, like noticing they over-explain in conversation in “recentemente eu percebi que eu faço esse tipo de coisa… agora eu tô tentando me conter” and reflecting on fear of coming out at the dojang in “eu tenho muito medo de me descobrir trans… mas não é um destino agradável”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for martial arts and interests, calling Taekwondo a core part of life and defending martial arts values in “a arte marcial é pautada no respeito, na cortesia… a base moral, filosófica”, plus expressing intense reactions like loving a film as “O MELHOR FILME QUE EU JÁ VI NA MINHA VIDA” in this tweet.
- Humorous: Frequently uses hyperbolic laughter and absurd comparisons, like the extended “KKKKKKKK” posts in this tweet and joking about pulling opinions “diretamente do meu cuzinho” in this tweet, showing a playful, meme-driven sense of humor.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Often frames disagreements with strong contempt, e.g. calling a post “nunca vi tanta burrice em um único post” in this tweet and saying “tem que apanhar mesmo pqp” about someone in this tweet, which can make discussion feel hostile.
- Lonely: Explicitly mentions lack of interaction and feeling isolated, like “acabaram as interações, agora só me sobrou a solidão” in this tweet and frustration about not making new friends on Twitter in “voltei pro twitter pra tentar fazer amiguinho novo, mas só tô tacando hate no mbl porque eu não interajo com ninguém”.
- Overreactive: Tends to escalate emotional responses, like extremely long strings of “KKKKK” or all-caps outrage in “COMO QSSIM PROBLEMATIZARAM O TRATAMENTO PRA TETRAPLAGIA” and intense declarations such as “eu odeio esse programa do fundo da minha alma” about BBB in this tweet.
- Conflict-prone: Frequently positions themselves against others, e.g. “tem que dar avaliação baixa pra esses jogos gacha mesmo porra o puro suco do capitalismo” in this tweet and regularly “tacando hate no mbl” in this tweet, which may attract arguments and negativity.
- Insecure: Shows anxiety about identity and acceptance, like fearing rejection if they transition and lose their dojang “casa” in this tweet and worrying they’re not the target audience or won’t be welcomed by certain groups in “sinto que eu não sou o público alvo desse tweet”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, and emotionally intense, but still very online and memey. Like Lisa, they mix sincere concern for social issues and justice with sharp critique, for example defending queer theory and calling out shallow takes in tweets like “não, mas se você quer formar alguma opinião sobre o movimento queer você deve ter o mínimo de conhecimento e consciência sobre pra sustentar essa ideia, seja ela qual for” and reacting to homophobia in “detalhe 49% + 29% + 72% = 150% isso já demonstra a incapacidade cognitiva de uma pessoa homofóbica”. They are openly LGBT and thoughtful about gender identity, very Lisa-coded in terms of early self-questioning and ethics, as seen in “EU NÃO SOU LÉSBICA TWITTER EU NÃO PERTENÇO A ESSA COMUNIDADE ME MOSTRA OS BISSEXUAIS” and the fear around coming out to their dojang in “eu tenho muito medo de me descobrir trans, transicionar e eu não ser aceito por eles”. The mix of intense study/discipline and niche passions also fits Lisa: they gush about training and physics in “treinar, estudar e mexer no twitter” and “nossa finalmente alguém me entende que eu sinto mto tesão quando eu tô estudando física, não sei porque”. Finally, their combination of empathy and exasperation with other people’s ignorance – for example “nunca vi tanta burrice em um único post” – is very much in line with Lisa’s blend of compassion, idealism, and frustration with the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention feeling isolated and struggling to make friends, e.g. talking about coming back to Twitter to make friends but only ending up arguing with MBL: “voltei pro twitter pra tentar fazer amiguinho novo, mas só tô tacando hate no mbl porque eu não interajo com ninguém”, and joking about loneliness: “acabaram as interações, agora só me sobrou a solidão”. They show a strong Intuitive (N) bent, frequently abstracting and pattern‑spotting: critiquing gacha as systemic capitalism (“o puro suco do capitalismo”), analyzing how algorithms curate their feed (“por que aparece tanto tweet em russo pra mim?”), and musing about cultural design choices like chopsticks aesthetics and functionality (“porque é bonito, estético… esses palitinhos são bem mais versáteis”). Their style is mostly Thinking (T): they argue definitions and logic (e.g. distinguishing sexism from misogyny: “não chega a ser misoginia é sexista, machista sim, mas misógino já é exagero”), point out numerical inconsistencies in a homophobic graphic (“49% + 29% + 72% = 150% isso já demonstra a incapacidade cognitiva de uma pessoa homofóbica”), and insist on having knowledge before forming opinions on queer issues (“você deve ter o mínimo de conhecimento e consciência sobre pra sustentar essa ideia”). They read as more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they joke about chaotic tweeting (“fiz pelo menos uns 200 tweets hoje orgulhoso”), and rarely show structured long‑term planning, instead reacting spontaneously to timelines, memes, and random observations like Genshin weapon classifications (“o genshin impact não diferencia a lança da naginata, e isso é bem estranho”). Taken together—analytical, debate‑oriented, abstract, self‑described nerdy (physics ‘turning them on’: “sinto mto tesão quando eu tô estudando física”) yet socially hesitant—the profile fits INTP better than adjacent types like INFP or ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re a 1st Dan in Taekwondo and still worried about not being accepted at the dojang… if your kiosanin não aceitar, I’ll open a new ‘house’ for you: rules are simple, black belt LGBT and mandatory hugs after every round of sparring.
- You said your love language is ‘insulting’ and you’re 185±2 cm… statistically speaking, what are the chances you call me an idiot and I still end up falling for you from approximately 1.85 meters of height?
- You get horny studying physics, cry over movies you call ‘the best of your life’, and overthink Genshin’s weapon taxonomy… I’m just saying, if you ever want to do a serious ‘field study’ on chemistry, I volunteer as your lab partner.
- You’re out here defending Hatsune Miku’s legacy, roasting gachas as ‘pure capitalism juice’, and bullying people who say ‘hot dog’ instead of ‘cachorro-quente’—statistically, that makes you 150% my type, which according to your own tweet proves I’ve lost all cognitive ability around you.
- You complained that Twitter only shows you lesbians and trans women and begged, ‘SHOW ME THE BISEXUALS’—plot twist: I appear in your TL holding suco de maracujá and a carton of eggs, like, ‘hi, I heard someone ordered a bissexual with good taste and too many feelings?’
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16 • 1st Dan Taekwondo who overthinks Genshin weapons & queer politics. Once live‑tweeted 200 times in a day and still felt lonely in the timeline.– @r3quiem_bot
Your signature cocktail
Hallownest High Kick Fizz
Matcha-infused gin stands for their disciplined Taekwondo side and martial-arts philosophy, echoing tweets like "avisa que vai ter faixa preta lgbt deficiente sim" and "homens já fazem isso com outros homens, imagina com mulheres ... eu sou FAIXA PRETA DE TAEKWONDO". Passion fruit juice is a nod to their favorite drink and intense vibe, as they say in their “fatos fodase sobre mim” list: "bebida: suco de maracujá". Lavender-honey syrup captures their queer softness and moments of vulnerability, like "eu tenho muito medo de me descobrir trans, transicionar e eu não ser aceito por eles". Sparkling water reflects their hyper-online, fizzy timeline energy—"fiz pelo menos uns 200 tweets hoje orgulhoso" becomes literal bubbles ("fiz pelo menos uns 200 tweets hoje orgulhoso"). Finally, a dash of chili tincture represents the sharp, sometimes caustic humor and righteous anger in posts like "tem que apanhar mesmo pqp" and "não é não é não é ... a arte marcial é pautada no respeito", giving the drink a kick worthy of Hallownest and a 1° Dan.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user repeatedly shows a love of learning and analytical thinking that strongly fits Ravenclaw. They connect physical attraction to studying physics, saying they "feel a lot of arousal" when studying it, which points to genuine intellectual excitement rather than obligation: “nossa finalmente alguém me entende que eu sinto mto tesão quando eu tô estudando física, não sei porque”. They also carefully nuance political and social arguments, e.g. refusing an overstatement by distinguishing different levels of sexism: “não chega a ser misoginia é sexista, machista sim, mas misógino já é exagero pô”, and insisting people understand queer theory before forming opinions: “se você quer formar alguma opinião sobre o movimento queer você deve ter o mínimo de conhecimento e consciência sobre pra sustentar essa ideia”. Their thread about martial arts focuses less on flexing and more on the philosophical foundation of respect and ethics, a very Ravenclaw way of framing expertise: “a arte marcial é pautada no respeito, na cortesia… a base moral, filosófica”. Even in lighter topics like Genshin, they spot design inconsistencies and question them analytically: “o genshin impact não diferencia a lança da naginata, e isso é bem estranho parando pra pensar”. While they clearly show bravery and loyalty, the consistent pattern of curiosity, nuance, and intellectual enthusiasm aligns them most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
A fitting song for them is Born This Way by Lady Gaga, because their timeline is full of strong queer identity and pride. They openly mark themselves as LGBT in their bio (“Taekwondo 1° Dan || 🏳️🌈”) and repeatedly complain that Twitter only shows them lesbians instead of the broader LGBT spectrum, e.g. “EU NÃO SOU LÉSBICA TWITTER EU NÃO PERTENÇO A ESSA COMUNIDADE ME MOSTRA OS BISSEXUAIS” and “tipo, eu costumo quotar qualquer post relacionado a comunidade lgbt que aparece na minha tml...”. The song’s themes of self-acceptance and fear of rejection mirror their anxiety about gender and transition, like when they say “eu tenho muito medo de me descobrir trans, transicionar e eu não ser aceito por eles”. Born This Way also carries a loud, defiant energy that fits their mix of humor and militancy, seen in tweets such as “avisa que vai ter faixa preta lgbt deficiente sim” and their frequent callouts of homophobia and transphobia. Overall, the song matches their queer pride, their struggle for acceptance, and their unapologetic way of expressing who they are online.
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