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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Their tweet about making yarn from their pets’ fur ('On days like these I yearn to make yarn out of my pets’ fur') shows their imaginative and resourceful nature.
- Humorous: Their tweet 'How did Matthew Tkachuk, a grown man, get lice??' demonstrates their ability to find humor in absurd situations.
- Passionate: Their dedication to hockey RPF and rarepair ships, such as 'Nico x Sid x Claude,' highlights their deep engagement with fandom culture.
- Romantic: Their heartfelt tweet to their spouse, '@kimi_klementine: I love you Kimi and I’m excited to see what our future holds 🧡🌸,' shows their affectionate side.
- Playful: Their tweet 'Owen Tippett if he was a cat' showcases their lighthearted and fun personality.
Weaknesses:
- Chaotic: Their tweet about martens in their walls at 4 a.m. ('Its four am and the fuckass martens in my wall practically wont stop screaming') suggests a somewhat disorganized or chaotic environment.
- Overly Niche: Their focus on rarepair ships and specific fandoms, such as 'Nico x Sid x Claude,' might make their interests hard to relate to for outsiders.
- Blunt: Their tweet 'I’ve always wanted to be inside of Brad Marchand' could come off as overly direct or shocking to some.
- Distracted: Their tweet about needing motivation to finish a knitting project ('Can someone please yell at me to start with the second sleeve?') suggests they sometimes struggle with follow-through.
- Obsessive: Their tweet about lice in hockey players ('How did Matthew Tkachuk, a grown man, get lice??') shows they can hyperfocus on small, quirky details.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
3e-Rabies shares Homer Simpson’s chaotic yet lovable personality. Their tweet about martens in their walls at 4 a.m. ('Its four am and the fuckass martens in my wall practically wont stop screaming') mirrors Homer’s constant run-ins with absurd situations. Their humor, like 'How did Matthew Tkachuk, a grown man, get lice??,' aligns with Homer’s knack for finding comedy in the mundane. Despite the chaos, their romantic side ('I love you Kimi and I’m excited to see what our future holds 🧡🌸') shows a big heart, much like Homer’s love for his family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
3e-Rabies embodies the ENFP personality type: enthusiastic, creative, and a bit chaotic. Their love for rarepair ships and hockey RPF, like 'Nico x Sid x Claude,' shows their imaginative and passionate nature. Their chaotic humor, such as 'How did Matthew Tkachuk, a grown man, get lice??,' reflects their spontaneous and playful side. They thrive on connections, evident in their heartfelt tweet to their spouse, '@kimi_klementine: I love you Kimi and I’m excited to see what our future holds 🧡🌸.' Their tweets suggest a free-spirited and curious personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a hockey puck? Because I can't take my eyes off you on the ice of my heart.
- Are you a rarepair? Because you're one in a million and I ship us.
- Is your name Brad Marchand? Because you've stolen my heart like he steals the puck.
- Are you a knitting project? Because I’d love to spend hours getting tangled up with you.
- Do you believe in love at first tweet, or should I slide into your DMs again?
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Your new Twitter bio
Hockey RPF connoisseur | Flyers, Canucks, Bruins enthusiast | Rarepair shipper & DIYer | Married to @kimi_klementine 💕 | Knitting chaos, lice jokes, and fandom takes 🧡– @r4bid_cryptid
Your signature cocktail
The Rarepair Spritz
The Rarepair Spritz captures 3e-Rabies’s vibrant, creative personality. Orange liqueur represents their love for hockey teams like the Flyers, while blueberry syrup nods to their quirky humor, like 'How did Matthew Tkachuk, a grown man, get lice??.' Champagne adds a celebratory touch, reflecting their passion for fandoms and ships. Edible glitter mirrors their playful and chaotic side, as seen in their 4 a.m. wall-marten saga. It’s a sparkling, bold drink for a sparkling, bold personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
3e-Rabies fits Hufflepuff with their loyal, creative, and community-focused personality. Their love for rarepair ships and hockey RPF, like 'Nico x Sid x Claude,' shows their dedication to niche fandoms. Their heartfelt tweet to their spouse, '@kimi_klementine: I love you Kimi and I’m excited to see what our future holds 🧡🌸,' highlights their loyalty and kindness. While their chaotic humor ('How did Matthew Tkachuk, a grown man, get lice??') might seem Gryffindor-like, their grounded, affectionate nature leans more Hufflepuff.
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Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis
This song’s upbeat, chaotic energy matches 3e-Rabies’s personality and love for hockey. Their tweet 'Flyers oomf, which jersey should I “replicate”?' reflects their passion for the sport, while the song’s association with hockey culture makes it a fitting anthem. The playful and slightly irreverent tone of their tweets, such as 'How did Matthew Tkachuk, a grown man, get lice??,' aligns well with the song’s cheeky vibe.
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