Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive humor: Frequently turns daily frustrations into jokes, like ranting about Twitter discourse in “another day another scroll on my timeline full of twitter discourse, this stupid app i swear” and neighbors’ music in “neighbors blasting out that sigma boy music, i will kms”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows strong enthusiasm and detailed reactions to League esports in multiple tweets such as “HOW DOES T1 ALWAYS WINS THE GAME I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE HUHH” and film/anime like Arcane in “finished arcane, absolute cinema”.
- Self-aware reflection: Openly analyzes their own behavior and feelings, e.g., acknowledging overconsumption of timelines in “ive been out for a solid day and i missed out a ton of content… this is goddamn hard” and realizing hints in “WAS U HINTING ON THAT DAY, FCK I JUST REALIZED”.
- Creative imagination: Shows creative urges to draw and imagine scenarios, like wanting to draw hot men in “i want to draw hot Men” and considering drawing explicit Jane Doe art in “i should draw jane doe porn me thinks”.
- Dedicated gamer: Demonstrates commitment to games and improvement, like grinding a difficult Proseka song even during discomfort in “having an explosive diarrhea rn i just locked tf in on my proseka and managed to finished that one song ive been struggling for weeks” and spending whole days gaming in “day off and played games whole day holy crap”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive horniness: Posts intense sexual thoughts openly, such as “i want jane doe to sexually assault me” and “DOM ME MOMMY”, which can come off as reckless or unsafe.
- Doomscrolling habit: Often complains about being overwhelmed by their timeline in “another day another scroll on my timeline full of twitter discourse, this stupid app i swear” and still feeling compelled to catch up on content in “ive been out for a solid day and i missed out a ton of content… this is goddamn hard”.
- Stress vulnerability: Shows being easily overwhelmed by academic and social pressure, like panicking about a big reveal in “biggest secret gonna be revealed in sat, icant do this” and frustration with thesis work in “stuck in a cofee shop doing our thesis revisions w a slow ass laptop”.
- Negative self-talk: Uses harsh or self-destructive phrasing, such as “neighbors blasting out that sigma boy music, i will kms” and calling a moment “ive shown a moment of weakness, i am ashamed”, which suggests a tendency toward self-criticism.
- Boundary issues: Blends explicit fantasies with public posting, like “jane doe giving handj while she whispers on you handcuffed” and “the amount of sex i want to have w this man”, which can blur lines of what’s appropriate for a public feed.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user resembles Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, jokey, and constantly online. Like Bart, they lean into mischief and crude humor, from “having an explosive diarrhea rn i just locked tf in on my proseka…” to “its gooning time”. Their timeline is full of irreverent, sex-heavy jokes and over-the-top thirst, like “i want jane doe to sexually assault me” and “the amount of sex i want to have w this man”, which matches Bart’s boundary-pushing, troublemaker energy. At the same time, they show nerdy enthusiasm for games and esports, similar to Bart’s obsession with TV and arcade games, as seen in “whole day playing yasuo on norms, damn” and their Worlds spam like “WORLDS FINALS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO”. They also mix in sincere moments of burnout and school stress, like “stuck in a cofee shop doing our thesis revisions w a slow ass laptop”, which fits Bart’s blend of slacking and last-minute scrambling rather than Lisa’s earnest studiousness. Overall, the chaotic humor, constant distractions, and gleeful degeneracy make Bart the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about solo gaming, watching shows, and online interests rather than big social scenes, e.g. “day off and played games whole day holy crap” and “stuck in a cofee shop doing our thesis revisions w a slow ass laptop”, and their bio “yadontseenuthin” suggests a low-key, non-attention-seeking vibe. They clearly favor Intuition over Sensing: they latch onto concepts, media narratives, and fandom meta more than practical detail, like treating life as a metaphorical gacha in “life can be a gacha game sometime, its a 50/50” and getting lost in stories and characters from Arcane and Brokeback Mountain (“finished arcane, absolute cinema, felt confided on some things but thats where research comes from”). They read strongly Feeling: they react intensely to emotional beats, especially queer romance, as in “forgot to say this but brokeback mountain is heartbreaking holy shit gonna need a fanfic to atleast see a happy end for them gays” and “WHY DID HE KISS HIM IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE WHERE HIS WIFE COULDVE SEEN THEM WHAT THE FUCK”, and they gush about characters and streamers with strong affection (“i really miss caedrel man”). Their lifestyle is highly Perceiving: they often go with the flow, procrastinate, and react in the moment rather than stick to rigid plans, like impulsive gacha pulls in “idc anymore ill pull for jane doe now, holy shit IM GONNA EXPLOOOODE” and chaotic finals-week energy in “FINALLY GOT MY EARBUDS WERE LOCKING TF IN THIS FINALS WEEK”. Taken together—emotion-driven reactions, heavy engagement with fictional worlds, introspective/online-centered life, and spontaneity—INFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep talking about life being a 50/50 gacha, but between your Yasuo marathons and Jane Doe gooning arcs, I think I already won my pull the moment I landed on your timeline.
- You said you watched Brokeback Mountain and needed a happy ending… so what if we rewrite the script: no tragic cowboys, just us, unli wings, and you ranting about T1 drafts while I pretend I’m not already in love.
- You locked in during explosive diarrhea just to clear that one Proseka song—imagine what we could clear together when we’re NOT fighting for our lives on the toilet.
- You miss Caedrel streams, Arcane ended, Worlds is over, and even your neighbors are blasting sigma boy music… statistically speaking, your best comfort queue right now is cuddling with someone who’ll let you infodump about Dandadan and League JP twt. I volunteer as tribute.
- You joked about coming back to your department as a prof—can you start now and teach me how to get on your level of gaming, anime taste, and unhinged horny tweets? I promise I’ll be your most dedicated (and at least a little bit hot for teacher) student.
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College goblin on waffles, League & gacha. Once cleared a Proseka song mid-explosive diarrhea—applying same dedication to thesis & art.– @r85i124a77n
Your signature cocktail
Gooning in the Waffle Queue
This cocktail starts with an espresso shot infused with chili to capture their overcaffeinated, sleep-deprived grind, like when they said “I ALREADY DRANK A FUCKING COFFEE THIS AFTERNOON AND ENERGY DRINK THIS EVENING… BUT HOLY HELL IM YAWNING LIKE NO TMRW”. A generous pour of waffle-flavored liqueur represents their oddly passionate waffle era: “i need a freaking waffle to eat rn” and the triumphant “I GOT MY WAFFLES RAAAAAAAAGH”. The blue curaçao nods to their life revolving around games and esports—League, gacha, and delulu takes—like “life can be a gacha game sometime, its a 50/50” and “Doran will carry T1… subscribe for more delulu takes”. A sparkling energy drink topper mirrors their hyper, chaotic TL hopping from muscle JP Twitter to LeagueJP: “now im on LeagueJP twt rn, im hopping JPtwt spaces by weekly”. Finally, crushed ice with a pinch of sea salt grounds everything with a tiny hint of bitterness for the Twitter discourse fatigue and horny oversharing, from “i fucking hate twitter discourse, why they gotta be on my tl every fucking time” to their feral Jane Doe posts like “idc anymore ill pull for jane doe now, holy shit IM GONNA EXPLOOOODE”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show strong curiosity and a tendency to intellectually immerse in interests rather than just casually enjoy them. Their experience with Arcane isn’t just hype; they immediately shift into research mode, as seen in “finished arcane, absolute cinema, felt confided on some things but thats where research comes from”, which reflects a Ravenclaw-like desire to understand things more deeply. They also demonstrate a reflective, analytical relationship with media and narratives, e.g., with Brokeback Mountain where they dissect character decisions and emotional impact in “forgot to say this but brokeback mountain is heartbreaking holy shit gonna need a fanfic to atleast see a happy end for them gays” and “WHY DID HE KISS HIM IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE WHERE HIS WIFE COULDVE SEEN THEM WHAT THE FUCK”. Their thesis grind and academic environment show they inhabit a studious space (even if they complain), as in “stuck in a cofee shop doing our thesis revisions w a slow ass laptop ive been for 5 hrs and nothing happened”, while joking about eventually coming back as a professor in “napagkakamalan na akong prof ng mga freshman 🥲 ge nxt time balik ako dito as prof na hwehwehwe”, which hints at valuing knowledge and expertise. Even their gaming focus isn’t just for fun; they follow esports strategically and comment on drafts, metas, and performance (“ppl be keep on saying that faker is washed, idk man he carried this series overall #worlds2024”), showing pattern recognition and analysis more than raw hype. While they do have impulsive and chaotic moments, the consistent throughline is curiosity, media analysis, and a joking aspiration toward academic/knowledge-based roles, which aligns most closely with Ravenclaw.
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Enemies - Post Malone feat. DaBaby
A well-fitting theme song for them is "Enemies" because it captures the chaotic, self-deprecating, and jokingly overdramatic way they talk about life, games, and relationships. They constantly bounce between clowning on themselves and embracing the chaos, like when they say “having an explosive diarrhea rn i just locked tf in on my proseka and managed to finished that one song ive been struggling for weeks whilst having an explosion on my bum lets go” and “I ALREADY DRANK A FUCKING COFFEE THIS AFTERNOON AND ENERGY DRINK THIS EVENING… BUT HOLY HELL IM YAWNING LIKE NO TMRW”. The song’s vibe of flexing through stress and turning struggles into a kind of brag fits their attitude toward finals and thesis hell, like “FINALLY GOT MY EARBUDS WERE LOCKING TF IN THIS FINALS WEEK” and being stuck with a “slow ass laptop ive been for 5 hrs and nothing happened”. Their timeline is full of parasocial esports highs (“HOW DOES T1 ALWAYS WINS THE GAME I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE HUHH”) and exaggerated hornyposts like “idc anymore ill pull for jane doe now, holy shit IM GONNA EXPLOOOODE”, matching the song’s dramatic energy. Even their bio “yadontseenuthin” and their joking about timelines full of discourse and cursed content (“i fucking hate twitter discourse, why they gotta be on my tl every fucking time”) mirrors the track’s blend of bravado, frustration, and not taking anything too seriously.
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