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Like Moe, @raabe62039 is a deeply cynical and short-tempered sports fan who is often seen “Pathetic”ly lashing out at his own teams, such as when he posted “I hate this fucking team” during a Creighton game. His bio reveals a list of people and organizations that have blocked him, reflecting a prickly, confrontational personality that mirrors Moe's frequent banishment of patrons. He fluctuates between extreme aggression, asking “What the Fuck is going on”, and moments of desperate hope for his favorite athletes. Ultimately, his feed captures the essence of a disgruntled regular at a sports bar, punctuated by outbursts like “Bitch ass husker fans can’t handle anything”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Shabbon exhibits the traits of an ESTP through their highly reactive, present-moment interaction with sports and social media. They lean toward Extroversion, frequently tagging public figures like @JohnCena and engaging in public banter with 'bitch ass' fans. Their Sensing side is shown by a focus on concrete game events, such as when they noted “Providence misses a three, gets the offensive rebound, then Creighton fouls them.”. They demonstrate Thinking via blunt, unfiltered criticism, calling a team a “stupid ass team” or dismissing a commentator as an “idiot.”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is evident in their spontaneous, high-energy reactions to breaking news, such as “WHAT THE FUCK” or sudden realizations about their feed.

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Passionate Creighton and Cubs follower, often found debating Big East hoops and the #Saints. Still waiting for a follow back from @JohnCena. No huskers allowed.– @raabe62039

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a fan who is perpetually “Blocked by: Rick Sutcliffe” and currently screaming “I hate this fucking team” at a Creighton game. The base is bitter and salty, much like when “Providence misses a three, gets the offensive rebound, then Creighton fouls them”, but it finishes with a celebratory fizz for those rare moments when you can shout “THE CHI WILL BE LOUD ON SATURDAY”. It’s a strong, experimental concoction designed for someone whose mood swings from “HOLY FUCKING SHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO” to total despair in a single quarter.

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Shabbon exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of hot-headed impulsiveness and raw emotional honesty, frequently reacting to sports setbacks with unfiltered passion, such as when he posted “I hate this fucking team” or “FUCK.” following a disappointing play. His bio proudly lists being “Blocked by: Rick Sutcliffe, Omaha Storm Chasers, and Brandon Walker”, showcasing a Gryffindor's willingness to engage in conflict and stand his ground regardless of the consequences. He is unashamedly bold in his confrontations, even noting how he “love 💗 when Husker fans get mad at my replies”. This combination of fierce loyalty to his teams and a fiery, confrontational spirit perfectly aligns with the house of the lion.

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This song perfectly mirrors @raabe62039's frequent social media outbursts and intense frustration with their favorite sports teams. Their timeline is a rollercoaster of emotional reactions, ranging from “I hate this fucking team” during a Creighton game to “What the Fuck is going on” when events don't go their way. The bio mentions being blocked by several notable figures, which aligns with the song's theme of dealing with interpersonal conflict and keeping track of enemies. Even when things are going well, they maintain a combative edge, such as when they note, “I love 💗 when Husker fans get mad at my replies”. Overall, the aggressive energy and focus on being 'wronged' by poor athletic performances makes this track a fitting anthem for their online persona.

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