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Damien's cynical outlook on life, his frequent complaints, and his love of a good drink align him with Moe Szyslak, the perpetually down-on-his-luck bartender from The Simpsons. Just like Moe, Damien often expresses frustration with the world, particularly its political and social systems, and finds solace in simple pleasures like a good drink and a good meal. He also shares Moe's tendency to be sarcastic and cynical, often using humor to mask his underlying frustration. While Moe is known for his bar, Damien's 'watering hole' is the internet, where he vents his frustrations and shares his opinions with the world.

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Aussie bloke with a penchant for sarcasm, good food, and good wine. Cat dad to Palo. Hopeless unbeliever. Lover of all things X-Files. I'm not a political party, just a dude with strong opinions. #Aussie #CatDad #XFiles #Chernobyl #HopelessUnbeliever– @RabidLagomorph

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Damien's sharp wit, cunning, and ambition, combined with his tendency towards cynicism and skepticism, place him firmly in Slytherin. His sarcastic remarks and critical observations, often directed towards political figures and social issues, reflect the house's focus on ambition and resourcefulness. His ability to dissect arguments and expose hypocrisy, as seen in his tweets about the ALP and Bill Maher, aligns with Slytherin's reputation for shrewdness and strategic thinking. His love for good food and wine, a sign of appreciation for finer things, also fits the Slytherin archetype. While he might not be overtly power-hungry, his sharp intellect and critical thinking make him a natural Slytherin, someone who sees the world through a different lens and isn't afraid to challenge the status quo.

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Damien's love for the band Echo & The Bunnymen, as evidenced by his tweet about their song 'The Killing Moon', suggests a connection to the band's melancholic and introspective style. The song's haunting melody and lyrical themes of fate, destiny, and the inevitability of change resonate with Damien's cynical outlook on the world. The song's dark and atmospheric mood reflects his frustration with the state of the world and his tendency to see the darker side of things. While the song is not explicitly about politics, its themes of power, control, and the struggle against the odds align with Damien's critical stance on social and political issues. 'The Killing Moon' acts as a soundtrack to Damien's cynical worldview, capturing his sense of disillusionment and his desire for a world that is more just and equitable.

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