Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Critical thinker: Questions popular takes and encourages nuance, e.g. calling out relationship gurus in “hot take a lot of relationship gurus red flags are made up to sell you things…” and saying “if you hate nuance… i dont trust any of your opinions”.
- Protective advocate: Shows concern for vulnerable people, warning shedtwt users about minors’ content in “comment your shedtwt hot takes, i'll go first…” and telling followers “dont kill yourself please… you are more than just. a fetish object”.
- Self-aware: Open about mental health and personality, e.g. bio listing “schizoaffective autist + NPD” in profile promo and jokingly acknowledging being a “weirdo freak” in “its so funny when people with 'dni weirdos ' follow me…”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with oomfs, promotes mutuals, and suggests safer platforms like “guys you need to get on element, its decentralized and host your own spaces” and uses f4f / moot posts in “꒰ა ♱ justin ♱…”.
- Politically engaged: Thinks about systemic issues like SA, death penalty, and state power, e.g. “'SA allegations don't harm men,' say intersectionality deniers yet again…”, “im radically pro choice…”, and “the goverment is having us do social warfare…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent urges to self-harm or relapse, e.g. “my hobbies include being ignored, jerking off, and cutting myself”, “relapse relapse relapse I WANT TO RELAPSE…”, and “neeeeeddd to relapse today”.
- Kidnapping fixation: Repeated fantasies about being kidnapped or kept in a basement, e.g. “I NEED TO BE IN A BASEMENT I NEED TO BE SAFE FROM EVERYTHING” and “ineedsomeone to loveme and kidnsp me and keep me safe…”.
- Hostile reactivity: Tends to block quickly and react with anger, as in bio “i block freely if you piss me off” in promo and posts like “btw unfollow if you insist 'kink bad because i don't like it'… loser”.
- Paranoia-driven thinking: Attributes distress and suicidal thoughts to conspiracy, e.g. “i think my suicidal thoughts and delusions are caused by cia operations a little bit” and frequently frames government as directly plotting their death in “i will not kill myself ever as the goverment would use it”.
- Unstable self-worth: Swings between feeling hated and loved, e.g. “no gimmicks you all hate me” versus “everyone l9ves me im so loved eveyrone loves me you love me”, and asking “how loser am i”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic energy, dark humor, and underlying vulnerability. Like Bart, they lean into being a defiant troublemaker and proud weirdo, openly calling themself a freak and relishing taboo topics, as in “my hobbies include being ignored, jerking off, and cutting myself, i go over all the bases” and “its so funny when people with 'dni weirdos ' follow me because i know damn well im a weirdo freak”. They push back hard against moral panic and purity culture the way Bart pushes against authority, seen in “btw unfollow if you insist 'kink bad because i don't like it' its a consensual. kink, loser, not traumatizing.” and “'dni purity culture', and 'dni choice feminism' cannot coexist… you literally cannot be anti choice feminism without being anti womens rights.”. At the same time, there’s a core of pain and self-destructive impulse under the bravado, like in “i ne3dto cut agsin but im tirreeddd” and “why does no one support me or save me from this world”, echoing Bart’s mix of acting out and wanting care. Their conspiratorial, dramatic flair—“i think my suicidal thoughts and delusions are caused by cia operations a little bit”—also fits Bart’s taste for exaggeration and rebellion more than the quieter introspection of someone like Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): despite being active online, most posts revolve around internal states, paranoia, and wanting isolation, like wanting to be a hikikomori and escape reality in “i need to be a hikikomori and escape reality but no one wants that and i will never suceed as im too much of a failure for a job” and wanting to be kept in someone’s basement in “I NEED TO BE IN A BASEMENT I NEED TO BE IN A BASEMENT I NEED TO BE SAFE FROM EVERYTHING”. They show strong Intuition (N) by focusing on patterns, ideology, and theory rather than concrete details, e.g. criticizing social dynamics and purity culture in “'dni purity culture', and 'dni choice feminism' cannot coexist. its intresting you oppose enforcing shame over choice or sexuality. but then. are okay with it when it comes to your own shame.” and talking about social warfare and desensitization in “the goverment is having us do social warfare to turn every severe event or crime into a joke and desensitive us to them”. Their tone and arguments fit Thinking (T): they emphasize logic, nuance, and critique, such as “if you hate nuance about situations or hate on people who bring up nuance i dont trust any of your opinions” and their analytical take on SA discourse in “'SA allegations don't harm men,' say intersectionality deniers yet again, conveniently forgetting Black, poor, queer, trans, disabled, and mentally ill men exist”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than judging: their life is portrayed as chaotic, procrastinatory, and impulse-driven, like needing external pressure to work in “each like is 20 minutes of locking in. make me do work like a shitty pet care game” and forgetting to eat in “you edtwitterians wish you had my appetite. (forgot to eat again, im not even disordered in that way)”. Overall, the combination of detached analysis, love of nuance, abstract political/ethical takes, messy day‑to‑day functioning, and socially-withdrawn but outspoken online presence aligns best with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever do become a hikikomori basement goblin, can I be the one who keeps you stocked with pizza and Wi‑Fi and lets you rant about CIA ops and kink discourse between cuddles?
- You said your hobbies are being ignored, jerking off, and cutting yourself—wanna add a fourth one where we ignore everyone else together while you infodump about nuance and I make sure you don’t ‘relapse’ into anything but kissing?
- You needing to be someone’s at‑home pathetic man living off pizza and the internet is crazy, because I’ve been looking for a morally questionable, schizoaffective horseboy to keep in my basement (with full consent and Element access, obviously).
- You made a whole focus playlist and listened to Nyan Cat on loop just to get work done; if I tell you I like your camera shots and your brain takes up permanent storage in mine, is that enough stimulation for us to hyperfocus on each other?
- You keep chanting ‘I WILL NOT KILL MYSELF’ and talking about how the government would use it—so how about we spite the government by staying alive out of pure pettiness and seeing just how much ‘wokest evil guy you’ll meet’ energy you can unleash on me instead?
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Your new Twitter bio
Justin, 18 • trans guy with too many thoughts, a camera, and a migraine. Once ordered hotcakes, got no syrup, and took it as a personal attack.– @rabidrabiting
Your signature cocktail
The Basement Hikikomori Highball
The overproof dark rum stands for their intense, no-filter presence and radical stances like “im radically pro choice. if someone wants to do anything to their body they should be able to.” and “im pro kink + anti death penalty + wokest evil guy you'll meet”. Black coffee cold brew captures their sleepless, wired brain and meltdown energy in posts like “BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG I AM EMOTIONALLY HITTNG MY HEAD BANG” and “augghgahgghh migraine aughhhaughhh”. Cherry liqueur adds a deceptively sweet, self-effacing charm that peeks through in softer moments like “hi guys i love you dont kill yourself please the goverment wants that you are more than just. a fetish object and you are more than a corpse” and “i hope you guys love me for my loser behavior and think you can fix me or make me worse or let me stay in your bathtub with blankets”. Tonic water brings a bitter, fizzing edge for their paranoia and government takes like “i think my suicidal thoughts and delusions are caused by cia operations a little bit” and “the goverment is having us do social warfare to turn every severe event or crime into a joke and desensitive us to them”. A dash of smoked salt evokes their desire to hide away in safety, like “I NEED TO BE IN A BASEMENT I NEED TO BE IN A BASEMENT I NEED TO BE SAFE FROM EVERYTHING” and “i need to be a hikikomori and escape reality”, grounding the drink in something raw, wounded, and oddly comforting—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their core traits align most strongly with Slytherin: they are intensely ideological, strategic about boundaries, and very concerned with power, control, and survival. They openly frame themselves as the "wokest evil guy" you’ll meet and embrace a provocative, villain-coded persona in their bio: “im pro kink + anti death penalty + wokest evil guy you'll meet”, which reflects Slytherin’s comfort with moral complexity and being perceived as ‘bad’ if it serves their values. They show resourcefulness and a desire for autonomy in tech/social spaces, urging others to move to decentralized platforms: “guys you need to get on element, its decentralized and host your own spaces”, a very self-preservational, anti-control stance. Their political takes are sharp, contrarian, and power-aware—e.g., critiquing death-penalty rhetoric around rapists by focusing on systemic effects and victims’ silence: “'all rapists deserve to die' tell that 7 year old victim their father will die if they ever talk about it”, and pointing out how SA allegations harm marginalized men, not powerful ones: “the only men it doesn't harm is white men with power or an image usually”. Even in mental health and self-harm contexts, they frame not dying as a refusal to give the government what it wants: “i will not kill myself ever as the goverment would use it”, a very Slytherin form of defiant self-preservation. While they show some Ravenclaw-ish love of nuance (e.g. “if you hate nuance about situations or hate on people who bring up nuance i dont trust any of your opinions”), the dominant throughline is strategic defiance, boundary-setting, and a pride in being a polarizing, morally complicated figure—all hallmarks of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury a Friend fits them because it blends body horror, intrusive thoughts, and a desire to be consumed or controlled, which echoes tweets like “i need to be someones at home pathetic man that sometimes hits thrm but stays in their basement and lives off them, pizza, and the internet” and “I NEED TO BE IN A BASEMENT I NEED TO BE IN A BASEMENT I NEED TO BE SAFE FROM EVERYTHING”. The song’s unsettling, self-destructive tone parallels their fixation on relapse and self-harm, as seen in “my hobbies include being ignored, jerking off, and cutting myself, i go over all the bases” and “relapse relapse relapse I WANT TO RELAPSE BUT IT TAKES UP ERNEGRY AND IM LAZY...”. Its eerie, dissociated perspective matches their references to schizoaffective disorder and paranoia like “i think my suicidal thoughts and delusions are caused by cia operations a little bit”. The song also has a dark, kink-adjacent, monster/hostage vibe that fits their extreme kink and captive fantasies, such as “pukespukespukespukes i need to be tormented more i know hes there i need to go through worse i need to be in someones basement. i dont care”. Overall, its mix of horror aesthetics, mental illness themes, and the desire to be both victim and monster strongly mirrors their online persona.
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