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They’re extremely online and fandom-obsessed, but also morally intense and politically engaged, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they call out injustice even when it’s uncomfortable, pushing their faves to do better, as seen when they say the band has built a safe community but now ignores important issues: “how are you going to build that for us, and then simply ignore everything.” and “silence does no good… its time the band learns from THEIR fans.”. They’re very earnest about activism and media literacy, urging others to get informed: “if you think whats happening isnt important, please listen to what other fans are saying and educate yourself as well.” and “seeing everyone repost things about how to be informed… quiet is violent, your words matter; no matter who you are.”. At the same time, they’re creative, hyper-fannish, and a bit dramatic in a heartfelt way—crying over songs, writing fic, overanalyzing relationships, and joking about gender and sexuality, like in “okay yes its true i cry to smithereens every single time it plays” and “is josh dun really gender or am i just jealous and trying to deny wanting to be a man”. That blend of principled outrage, emotional intensity, and nerdy obsession is quintessentially Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly engage the fandom, joke about talking in voice chat (“im gonna start cussing kids out on vc. roblox makes me feel violent.”), and openly fantasize about social scenarios with band members and other fans (“sometimes i go to hot topic just to see hot people”). Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they spin shows and bands into elaborate headcanons and metaphors, like “thinking of clancy = ethel cain” and speculative ships such as “i ship everyone with everyone in the pitt BUT. mcvadi is the realest hands down”, which are more about themes and possibilities than concrete details. They lean strongly Feeling: their political/ethical posts center on moral outrage and empathy (“Bullying/Harassing IS wrong… silence does no good… its time the band learns from THEIR fans.”) and emotional bonds with the band (“this band has helped me in moments ive never told another soul about… how are you going to build that for us, and then simply ignore everything.”). Their style is very Perceiving: impulsive, fluid, and unstructured — they joke about spontaneous choices (“thinking of selling something and using that extra money just to get another piercing on impulse”) and shifting plans like switching between fics or moods (“stuck between deciding whether i should write hucklerobby or blurryty”, “started my day off listening to sad music and hard pivoted to the outside”). The combination of outward, animated fandom presence, imaginative shipping and symbolism, emotionally-charged advocacy, and spontaneous life choices matches ENFP best.

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Part-time ER drama analyst, full-time tøp & The Pitt theorist. Once rewatched a livestream just to study a security guard’s lore.– @rablerleak

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This cocktail is loud, dramatic, and a little unhinged in the best way—just like someone who says “i ship everyone with everyone in the pitt BUT. mcvadi is the realest hands down” and casually screams about TYLER in all caps. Spiced dark rum is the intense, ride-or-die core for the band that “helped me in moments ive never told another soul about” in this tweet. Sour cherry juice captures the mix of heartbreak and obsession from being “so insanely preacher’s daughter pilled rn 💔💔” as seen here. Sparkling yuzu soda is the chaotic, fizzy brainrot energy of someone who wonders “what time they went to sleep” in this musing and spends nights rewatching livestreams as in this tweet. The smoke syrup/mezcal rinse represents the righteous anger and willingness to call out silence—“quiet is violent, your words matter” from this post and the frustration in “cant even listen to their music rn cos wtf yall wrote this shit and arent even standing behind it”. Finally, the edible glitter rim is pure clique camp: the jiddies-on-the-big-screen, puppy-play fic-writing chaos of “PUPPY JOSHHH !! yummyy” and “josh up tyler’s ass, tyler up josh’s ass. goodnight. ❤️”, making the whole drink as extra as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Gryffindor-style courage and willingness to speak out, especially in calling the band to account over political silence. Tweets like “Bullying/Harassing IS wrong. However, in this day and age, silence does no good. the fanbase has managed to entirely come together and use OUR voices. its time the band learns from THEIR fans.” and “this band has helped me in moments ive never told another soul about… how are you going to build that for us, and then simply ignore everything.” show moral bravery and a readiness to confront people they admire. They also frame speaking out as a duty, with lines like “you see something you say something” and “quiet is violent, your words matter; no matter who you are.”, which is very Gryffindor "stand up and fight" energy. Their impulsive, dramatic tone—“this is literally all i can say to express my anger, i need to throw glass” and “i dont give a fuck if tyler joseph strips naked on stage, yall better not quit talking about this”—leans more toward fiery courage than patient Hufflepuff or calculated Slytherin. While they have creativity and humor, the dominant traits are confrontation of injustice and bold emotional expression, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.

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The song Car Radio fits them because it’s about being left alone with your thoughts, anxiety, and overthinking, which mirrors how they pour intense emotion into music and fandom. They mention how deeply songs hit them, like when they say “listening to slowtown makes me feel sick to my stomach” and “okay yes its true i cry to smithereens every single time it plays”, showing how music becomes a conduit for heavy feelings. Car Radio’s themes of mental struggle and needing noise to drown out intrusive thoughts fit with their posts about pushing through and staying alive, such as “regardless of anything push on through and stay alive, there is always more to come”. Their identity as a passionate, sometimes overwhelmed fan who channels that into activism and emotion—seen in tweets like “this band has helped me in moments ive never told another soul about” and “quiet is violent, your words matter; no matter who you are”—aligns strongly with the song’s tension between silence and expression.

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