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The user’s style is wildly unfiltered, vulgar and driven by impulse, much like Homer’s frequent crude jokes – see tweets such as "Girls are so cute it hurts." and "I'm jerking my penis RIGHT NOW just thinking about the economic impact of 38% more jobs and housing." Their obsessive pop‑culture fandom (e.g., "I love Irisviel so much." and "I just love taking a break from 40k Darktide to play 40k Rogue Trader…") mirrors Homer’s mindless binge‑watching and gaming habits. The user also expresses a simplistic, often misguided worldview, for example "Sex is the purpose of marriage. Not love…" which echoes Homer’s naïve and distorted moral reasoning. Additionally, the occasional hateful, bigoted rants like "Asians gain far more from civil rights bullshit than they lose." and "palestine more like (((palestein)))" reflect Homer’s occasional clueless, offensive remarks that stem from ignorance rather than calculated ideology.

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The user frequently interacts publicly and references friends, showing extroversion (e.g., "I just love taking a break from 40k Darktide to play 40k Rogue Trader before my friend hits me up for 40k Space Marine 2 after a round of 40k Gladius"). They often discuss abstract, ideological concepts and future possibilities, indicating intuition (e.g., "Sex is the purpose of marriage. Not love, not security, not happiness, not even family formation ..."). Their statements rely on logical analysis and dismiss emotional arguments, reflecting a thinking preference (e.g., "I'm jerking my penis RIGHT NOW just thinking about the economic impact of 38% more jobs and housing"). Finally, they present organized, decisive viewpoints and plan concrete actions, suggesting judging (e.g., "When I write my far right manifesto the bibliography will just be a bunch of nhentai codes" and "If they're really going to remake the Halo trilogy I'd prefer a full reboot with stuff from Reach and Halo 3 + a director mode").

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Dark fantasy author, Warhammer 40k addict, coffee-fueled storyteller who once wrote a yuri tale between two gaming marathons. 🎲📚– @rabucraft

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The cocktail, named "Ma'at's Dark Yūri", blends the mystic allure of ancient Egyptian balance with the chaotic energy of Warhammer 40k and anime erotica that @rabucraft constantly references. It draws its bitter backbone from a dash of Angostura bitters, echoing the cynical political rant in the tweet "Zoomers being terrified to express sexual feelings without cloaking it in irony and male humiliation is one of the most terrible and disgusting shifts ever to occur in a people." The vivid blood orange juice mirrors the flamboyant admiration in "Girls are so cute it hurts." The dark rum and absinthe represent the grimdark gaming obsession, as highlighted by "I just love taking a break from 40k Darktide to play 40k Rogue Trader before my friend hits me up for 40k Space Marine 2 after a round of 40k Gladius." Finally, the splash of pomegranate liqueur adds a seductive, anime‑inspired hue, a nod to the tweet "yeah well I'm using my day off to write a dark fantasy yuri tale".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently expresses a desire for dominance and power, e.g., "I would agree that White people performed conquest and domination at an incredible level, so beyond what anyone else ever did, that it warranted the creation of a new word." They also show ruthless pragmatism, saying "There is more than enough popular support to just execute people like this extrajudicially" and "When I write my far right manifesto the bibliography will just be a bunch of nhentai codes." Such focus on ambition, cunning, and a willingness to manipulate or eliminate others aligns with Slytherin values. While they lack the bravery of Gryffindor or the loyalty of Hufflepuff, their self‑promotion and strategic mindset point to Slytherin.

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The track "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson captures the user’s self‑styled elitist and supremacist worldview, echoing their belief that "I would agree that White people performed conquest and domination at such an incredible level, so beyond what anyone else ever did, that it warranted the creation of a new word." The lyrics about a hierarchical, hyper‑masculine elite match their contempt for modern culture, such as the tweet "Zoomers being terrified to express sexual feelings without cloaking it in irony and male humiliation is one of the most terrible and disgusting shifts ever to occur in a people." Their frequent misogynistic and sexualized remarks, like "Girls are so cute it hurts" and "I’m jerking my penis RIGHT NOW just thinking about the economic impact of 38% more jobs and housing," align with the song’s aggressive, confrontational tone. Overall, the song’s celebration of a distinct, powerful "beautiful" class mirrors the user’s repeated attacks on "libs" and pride in a perceived superior identity.

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