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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, extremely online, and always clowning on stuff they still clearly love. They roast games and media with chaotic affection, like calling Overwatch unbalanced and terrible while still grinding it, as in “worst placement matches ive ever had god this game fucking sucks” and “this game fucking sucks”. Their humor is crass but playful, with lines like “shitting, jerking off, and watching anime all at the same time to maximize productivity” fitting Bart’s mischievous, boundary-pushing attitude. At the same time, they’re passionate about film, anime, and games, obsessing over Silent Hill and cinema in tweets like “i love cinema” and “nw return to silent hill”, which mirrors Bart’s pop-culture obsession. They also show flashes of real moral stance and empathy, for example #FREEPALESTINE and calling out transphobic or lazy writing, much like Bart’s occasional episodes of surprising conscience under his troublemaker façade, as seen in “this is so transphobic it has to be intentional” and “garrison fell off so hard… its obv writers dont like trans ppl cus it shows in this annoying stereotype”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets center on solo media consumption and gaming rather than socializing (e.g., watching movies alone like “watching the 2 silent hill movies ive never seen revelation” and grinding games like “this was so fucking hard dont ever question my dedication to the grind”), and there’s little indication of seeking social attention offline. Their focus on broader patterns, media analysis, and industry critique points to Intuition: they dissect adaptation choices and symbolism, such as “i think its hilarious they thought audiences were too stupid to get the james pyramid head connection so they straight up show james under the helmet” and critique directors and casting decisions like “cus gunn prefers to please his friends over picking the right ppl for the job 💀”, going beyond surface-level details to interpret intent and trends. Their style is sharply evaluative and often analytical rather than people-pleasing, suggesting Thinking: they argue about film themes and misreadings in a direct, corrective way, as in “its a more than 1 dimensional look at revolutionaries showing flaws with dicaprio's group. if u think it was just simply mocking them then u didnt really watch the film”, and bluntly call out behaviors with lines like “gettin mad at art bc u cant jerk off to it is wilddd LMAO”. Their life comes across as spontaneous, reactive, and driven by interest rather than structured plans, indicating Perceiving: they bounce between shows, games, and films on a whim (e.g., “now rewatching mha I only made it up to season 5 before” then switching to Silent Hill marathons like “nw return to silent hill”), and repeatedly adapt to bugs or frustrations in games instead of rigidly restarting or organizing everything (e.g., “im counting this as 100% the mission was bugged suck my balls” and “i was crashing out so bad about to drop it but then I started using save states and genuinely saved the game”). Put together, this mix of solitary media deep-diving, interpretive analysis, blunt logical criticism, and flexible, interest-driven behavior is most consistent with INTP.

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20 • he/him • film student & furry critic of bad game balance and worse adaptations. Once 100%ed a bugged game out of pure spite.– @raccoonbruh_

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Overproof dark rum captures how intensely he commits to any bit or grind, like when he said “this was so fucking hard dont ever question my dedication to the grind” and counted bugged missions as 100% with “im counting this as 100% the mission was bugged suck my balls”. Cold brew coffee mirrors his late‑night gamer/film‑student stamina, vibing with complaints like “worst placement matches ive ever had god this game fucking sucks” and long anime rewatches such as “now rewatching mha I only made it up to season 5 before”. The spiced cherry cola reduction is sweet but chaotic, like ordering mid pizza while still having opinions about every chain in “ordered pizza hut and all im thinking is how much better dominos and little caesers are 💔”, and his gleeful hype in “ITS REALLLL”. Smoked salt & chili bitters represent the mix of sincere politics and biting sarcasm, from “can anybody fucking do anything what is the point of the UN” to calling out media with “this is so transphobic it has to be intentional”. The crushed ice and splash of soda keep it fizzy and experimental, echoing his chaotic humor like “shitting, jerking off, and watching anime all at the same time to maximize productivity” and his love of loud, maximalist cinema in “i love cinema” and “absolute cinema”.

Your Hogwarts House
They lead with strong convictions and a willingness to call things out directly, which is very Gryffindor-coded. They’re outspoken about politics and injustice, as seen in their bio with #FREEPALESTINE and in tweets like “can anybody fucking do anything what is the point of the UN”, showing a desire to confront perceived failures rather than shrug them off. They’re also quick to defend marginalized groups and criticize harmful media portrayals, like “garrison fell off so hard ... its obv writers dont like trans ppl cus it shows in this annoying stereotype” and “this is so transphobic it has to be intentional”, which reflects moral courage and a readiness to speak up. Their tone is impulsive and emotionally intense—tweets like “i hope he gets brutally murdered” and “this game fucking sucks” show they react passionately rather than calculatingly. While they clearly work hard at their hobbies (“this was so fucking hard dont ever question my dedication to the grind”), the dominant traits are boldness, moral stance, and emotional, sometimes reckless outspokenness—hallmarks of Gryffindor more than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the strategic ambition of Slytherin.

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The best fit is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, with its mix of horror aesthetics, dark humor, and introspective edge. They’re clearly obsessed with unsettling, surreal media—Silent Hill movies and games are everywhere on their timeline, like “nw return to silent hill” and their detailed complaints about Pyramid Head and James in “they straight up show james under the helmet”. The song’s eerie, cinematic sound tracks well with them tweeting stuff like “i love cinema” and calling a grotesque GTA mission where people get turned into hot dogs “wtf” while still clearly loving the absurdity. Its themes of anxiety and self-destructive tendencies match their mix of self-deprecating and nihilistic humor, like “whatever i do dont matter” and “this game fucking sucks”, yet they keep grinding games and movies anyway. The song’s offbeat, slightly feral energy also fits their chaotic posts such as “shitting, jerking off, and watching anime all at the same time to maximize productivity”, capturing that mix of grotesque, funny, and intensely online. Overall, Bury a Friend feels like the soundtrack to their horror-obsessed, film-student, extremely terminally-online vibe.

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