Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Curious thinker: Asks technical and ethical questions, e.g. about genetics in “How do you genetically modify something that doesn't have any genetics” and Mars lander design in “would it make sense for a mars lander to use grid fins”.
- Technically minded: Shows hands-on interest in aerospace, KSP builds, and configurations like “who knew it was this easy to make an ssto” and troubleshooting homeswitch in “I've been trying to get homeswitch working for kcalbeloh”.
- Critical thinker: Questions pop science, tech-bro claims, and media, e.g. “God I hate pop science” and calling out asteroid-AI hype in “We don't need AI to intercept asteroids you fucking idiot”.
- Socially aware: Comments on immigration, policing, and policy, like “In America if your daughter is killed by ice you're not allowed to say nice things about her” and uniforms in “ice agents having no singular definitive matching uniform”.
- Humorous candid: Uses casual, vivid humor about daily life and games, e.g. “fish so dense it bends light around it” and the air fryer complaint in “by the 12 minute mark theyre already half burnt”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Frequent swearing and insults can come off aggressive, e.g. “you fucking idiot” and “this design fucking sucks ass”.
- Reactive posting: Often tweets in frustration at ads, coding, or classes, like “I HATE CODIINGGGG” and “I love biomedical science and medicine but the university of Guadalajara makes it very hard for me to like those things”.
- Conflict focused: Engages heavily with drama or annoyance (space twitter, politics), e.g. “none of you understand how it feels to have 90% of space twitter hate dkis” and mocking tech bros in “tech bros 2 minutes after learning about different kinds of orbits”.
- Cynical outlook: Tends to frame institutions and events negatively, e.g. “change . org” and “my fucking country will do fucking anything but try to solve the biggest problems we suffer from”.
- Impulsive consumer: Frequently debates impulsive purchases or trips, such as “Should I buy it”, “should i buy the chain”, and “should i go to fyre festival 2”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intellectually curious, politically aware, and a little exasperated with how dumb the world can be, which matches this user’s mix of biomed/space nerdiness and social commentary. The focus on science and medicine, like loving biomedical science but being frustrated with university bureaucracy (“I love biomedical science and medicine but the university of Guadalajara makes it very hard for me to like those things”) and complaining about pop science (“God I hate pop science”), mirrors Lisa’s academic seriousness and skepticism. Their detailed opinions on space and aerospace topics, such as criticizing tech-bro space takes (“We don't need AI to intercept asteroids you fucking idiot we did that a years ago already we have had the technology since the fucking 80s”) and defending the role of scientific institutions over hype (“spacex aren't the ones making the rovers sent to mars... they are important because they are the ones getting those things to their destination, but they do NOT make them”), aligns with Lisa’s habit of correcting others with actual knowledge. There’s also a strong moral/political streak in tweets about ICE and state violence (“In America if your daughter is killed by ice you're not allowed to say nice things about her”), which is very Lisa-like in its human-rights focus. At the same time, they’re still very online, sarcastic, and a bit chaotic—ranting about coding (“I HATE CODIINGGGG”) and joking about games and memes—which fits the modern, extremely-terminally-online version of Lisa more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their social life is mostly framed through online niche hobbies (Kerbal Space Program, RTS, War Thunder) and solitary interests rather than parties or big group events, and they complain about university, coding, and games far more than they talk about hanging out in person, e.g. “I've been trying to get homeswitch working for kcalbeloh this entire morning…” and “hm should i reinstall war thunder”. They are clearly intuitive (N): they constantly zoom out to systems, tech and big-picture implications, such as mocking tech/AI futurism and pop science in “We don't need AI to intercept asteroids you fucking idiot we did that a years ago already…” and “God I hate pop science”, or imagining hypothetical worlds like “what if edmunds planet smells like shit despite being totally breathable”. Their decision style is heavily thinking (T): they attack arguments and misinformation rather than people’s feelings, using blunt, analytical criticism like “this community note is basically like saying 'Oh you were robbed? Thats not true, crime is illegal'” and “spacex aren't the ones making the rovers sent to mars… they are important because they are the ones getting those things to their destination, but they do NOT make them”. Finally, they look perceiving (P) rather than structured J: they frequently act on impulse, reconsider decisions, or leave things open-ended—“should i restart the project thing i had of recreating this thing in ksp”, “should i buy it”, “half joking isla mujeres is pretty close by i could fly there if i wanted to...”—and their timeline is full of in-progress tinkering, frustration, and spontaneous observations rather than long-term plans. This combination of introverted, theory-driven, bluntly logical, and improvisational behavior best matches INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep asking KSP if your contraptions can SSTO; I’m just over here wondering if I can achieve a stable orbit around you without needing a transfer window planner to crash first.
- You called the University of Guadalajara the reason it’s hard to like biomed — so if you ever need someone to rant to about titrations ruined by ‘2 extra drops,’ I promise I’ll be the most supportive lab partner on your worst lab day.
- You hate pop science, roast tech bros who just discovered orbits, and know we don’t need AI to intercept asteroids — can I apply to be your low‑cringe, high‑delta‑v boyfriend candidate?
- You said ‘testosterone is a grown ass man in a $13 Walmart shirt at his mom’s place’ — fortunately for you, I’m running on a different hormone regimen: it’s 90% respect for women, 10% willingness to listen to you explain grid fins on a Mars lander.
- You’re in ‘hell (Mexico),’ collect random government uniforms, and contemplate flying to Isla Mujeres for Starship — if you ever need a co‑conspirator for ‘totally normal’ trips to watch rockets and eat hospital‑tier eggs Benedict, I volunteer as tribute.
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Biomed student in Guadalajara who yells about rockets between lab reports. Once did a perfect titration until the prof added two extra drops.– @rachaelt316
Your signature cocktail
The Biomed SSTO (Single Sip to Orbit)
This cocktail launches like one of their Kerbal crafts: mostly functional, slightly cursed, and unapologetically extra—hence the Single Sip to Orbit energy, inspired by builds like “who knew it was this easy to make an ssto” and “this thing came to me in a dream”. The silver tequila base with a hint of mezcal smoke reflects being a biomed student in Mexico who still calls it “hell (mexico)” while laughing about it, as in “I love biomedical science and medicine but the university of Guadalajara makes it very hard for me to like those things”. Tamarind and chili syrup plus a Tajín rim capture their sharp, spicy posting style when they say things like “We don't need AI to intercept asteroids you fucking idiot” and “God I hate pop science”. Fresh lime keeps it bright and a little chaotic, like “I HATE CODIINGGGG” and accidentally hitting the wrong option in “A screen popped up for a split second and I accidentally pressed the second option and I have no idea what I just did”. The blue curaçao rinse is a nod to their love of space and oceans—from KSP wormholes in “into the wormhole” to joking about Caribbean flights for Starship in “i should book a flight to somewhere in the caribbean for the next starship flight”. Strong, sour, salty, and a little unhinged: you don't sip this to relax, you drink it when you're about to tweet “FUCK YEAHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Rachael reads as primarily Ravenclaw: she’s intensely analytical, scientifically minded, and constantly interrogates bad arguments. Her bio centers on being a "biomed student/mostly aerospace", and she repeatedly critiques pop science and tech-bro misconceptions, e.g. “God I hate pop science” and “tech bros 2 minutes after learning about different kinds of orbits”, which shows a mix of subject-matter knowledge and sharp, mocking wit. She delights in technical details and problem‑solving in Kerbal Space Program, obsessing over configs and edge cases like “I've been trying to get homeswitch working for kcalbeloh this entire morning and it just. does nothing?” and brainstorming things like “would it make sense for a mars lander to use grid fins”, which is very characteristic of Ravenclaw’s curiosity and love of thinking for its own sake. Even her jokes tend to be concept-driven or meta, such as calling out economic illiteracy in “‘what is the market’ ‘the place you go to buy groceries??’ no you fucking idiots”, and picking apart policy or policing aesthetics in “I think it's interesting how ice agents having no singular definitive matching uniform has made them all look the exact same as cartel members to me”. While she has flashes of Slytherin ambition or Gryffindor bluntness (e.g. "I like to think i have good ideas for weapons"), the consistent throughline is cerebral: she values understanding systems, calling out flawed reasoning, and tinkering with complex simulations—hallmarks of a Ravenclaw mind.
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Your song
Bad Religion - Frank Ocean
A fitting song for Rachael is Bad Religion by Frank Ocean, which captures a mix of disillusionment, dark humor, and vulnerability that matches her timeline. She’s openly frustrated with institutions and authority, whether it’s U.S. immigration and policing (“In America if your daughter is killed by ice you're not allowed to say nice things about her”) or pop-science tech/AI hype (“God I hate pop science”, “We don't need AI to intercept asteroids you fucking idiot…”), which echoes the song’s critique of belief systems that fail you. Her bio (“Location: hell (mexico)” and being a biomed student into aerospace and KSP) and tweets about hating her university (“the university of Guadalajara makes it very hard for me to like those things”) reflect that same tired-but-still-caring energy of someone who loves things deeply but feels constantly let down. At the same time, the song’s lonely, wandering feel matches her late-night space/weapon ideas (“i like to think i have good ideas for weapons why does the us goverment have to be like that and why cant i speak chinese”) and her self-aware, slightly nihilistic sense of humor (“what if edmunds planet smells like shit despite being totally breathable”). Overall, Bad Religion fits her blend of cynicism, intensity, and underlying sincerity toward science, politics, and the world around her.
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