Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses deep love for her girlfriend, e.g. “como pode minha namorada ser a mais linda do mundo” and “meu deus como eu amo minha namorada”.
- Loyal: Defends and supports friends strongly, such as calling out someone harassing them in “oh sua piranha nojenta desgraçada deixa a porra das minhas amigas em paz”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms and shows, like her excitement about Junemewnich and love GLs in “te amo milklove te amo junemew” and “JUNEMEWWW”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, for instance joking about school and accidents in “tirei 9 e 8 em provas que eu não estudei nada” and the injury thread “tópico acidentes sofridos por rachwanz”.
- Principled: Shows clear values and strong opinions, e.g. her stance on cheating in “eu tenho nojo de traição de verdade” and on art discourse in “'a arte morreu' não filha da puta você que não consome arte”.
Weaknesses:
- Hot‑tempered: Often reacts with intense anger and swearing, like “mds que professora filha da puta” and the harsh rant in “oh sua piranha nojenta desgraçada”.
- Self‑destructive: Uses extreme or suicidal language when frustrated, for example “eu vou me matar” and “mds que vontade de morreeer”.
- Impulsive: Tweets strong reactions in the moment, like “eu vou matar elas” and “to pra mata um”, suggesting low emotional filtering when upset.
- Stress‑prone: Frequently mentions headaches, illness, and school pressure, such as “dor de cabeça da porra” and “oque fazer quando você esta quase morrendo e tem duas provas de matemática”.
- Confrontational: Handles conflicts by publicly attacking others, like calling someone “puta idiota” in “imagina ser uma puta idiota com alguém q te adora” and aggressively cursing in “q bixa chata”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s emotionally intense, idealistic, and outspoken, just like this user. Lily is very values-driven and sensitive to injustice, shown when she calls out unfairness and disrespect, like criticizing a teacher who ignores students’ struggles: “eu com aquela professora que surta se a pessoa chegar atrasada sendo que ela pode acordar até 6:30 e ainda chega no horário enquanto tem gente que pega dois ônibus pra tá lá e acorda 4 horas” and defending the importance of real art: “'a arte morreu' não filha da puta você que não consome arte e finge que entende o conceito”. Like Lisa, she’s academically capable but also overwhelmed, joking about doing well without studying: “tirei 9 e 8 em provas que eu não estudei nada” while complaining about endless physics classes: “quatro aulas de física me mata de uma vez”. Lisa’s deep capacity for love and loyalty to family and friends also mirrors Lily’s devotion to her girlfriend and friends, seen in tweets like “meu deus como eu amo minha namorada” and “vou casar com ela gnt”. Finally, Lisa’s mix of tenderness and righteous rage matches Lily’s blend of affection and fiery defenses of the people she cares about, such as when she fiercely protects her friends: “oh sua piranha nojenta desgraçada deixa a porra das minhas amigas em paz…”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They explicitly self-identify as ENFP in their own intro post: “name: lily ... mbti: ENFP”, which already strongly points to that type. Their timeline is full of enthusiastic, emotionally-charged reactions and social energy—gushing about their girlfriend and friends, e.g. “meu deus como eu amo minha namorada” and “como pode minha namorada ser a mais linda do mundo”—which aligns with Extraversion and Feeling. The way they hyperfixate on fandoms and ships, like “te amo milklove te amo junemew” and “junemewnich vocês vão hitar!!”, shows a big-picture, possibility-focused mindset characteristic of Intuition. They lead with emotion rather than detached logic, for instance when defending people or reacting to unfairness: “oh sua piranha nojenta desgraçada deixa a porra das minhas amigas em paz...” and “'a arte morreu' não filha da puta você que não consome arte...”. Finally, they seem spontaneous and flexible rather than structured—often complaining about school, chaos, and being late, such as “o dia que todo mundo chega cedo em algum rolê acho que vai ser o dia mais amaldiçoado pq meu grupo consegue se atrasar em TODOS”—which supports Perceiving over Judging. Taken together, their own stated type and their expressive, passionate, social, and improvisational tweeting style best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the value of love is having hearts strong enough to protect each other… as an ENFP lesbian with a Superman obsession, I’m just wondering if you’re recruiting sidekicks or if I can apply directly for the ‘casada’ position.
- You: “tirei 9 e 8 em provas que eu não estudei nada.” Me: currently studying your timeline like it’s the ENEM, because the only grade I’m aiming for is an L with Lily.
- If your friends can be late to every rolê without fail, maybe you need one person who actually arrives early just to hold your hand in the queue and complain about everyone else together.
- You love aespa, LOONA/artms, Queendom, GL dramas and every junemewnich crumb… statistically speaking, the next sapphic hit you should stan is the ship between you and me.
- You literally listed yourself as: name Lily, ela/dela, 1.64, lesbian, ENFP, fav drink mango juice, relationship status ‘casada’—I respect the lore, but if that contract ever expires, I promise to bring you lasagna, a dog, and zero Tremembé-level disappointment.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lily • lesbian ENFP • part-time physics survivor, full-time aespa & GL drama enthusiast • once lost a 360‑day streak but not my girlfriend– @rachwanz
Your signature cocktail
Love Echoes Headache Fizz
This cocktail starts with mango juice for their favorite drink and bright, chaotic sweetness, straight from their self‑intro: “fav drink: suco de manga”. Sparkling rosé mirrors their loud, romantic lesbian energy and constant love posts like “meu deus como eu amo minha namorada” and “vou casar com ela gnt”. A herbal Thai basil syrup nods to their obsession with Thai GLs and ships such as “junemewnich vocês vão hitar!!” and “façam mais edits de love echoes quero colecionar todos”. The dash of bitters represents their dramatic rants and headaches, from “dor de cabeça da porra” to “mds que professora filha da puta”. Finally, a lime zest mist over the top captures their sharp, quick humor and slightly unhinged timeline, perfectly summed up by “esse gltwt é um umbral msm jesus” and the chaotic accidents thread “tópico acidentes sofridos por rachwanz”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Lily shows a very strong Gryffindor-style boldness and readiness to confront people head‑on. When someone hurts her friends, she explodes in direct, protective rage, e.g. “oh sua piranha nojenta desgraçada deixa a porra das minhas amigas em paz tu é doente mano tu persegue as pessoas simples por coisas que tu cria na tua cabeça vai se tratar e deixa elas em paz pqp”, which is classic ‘defend my people now, consequences later’ energy. She also regularly dramatizes her own struggles in a very impulsive, intense way, such as “eu vou me matar” and “mds que vontade de morreeer”, reflecting the emotional, fiery temperament associated with Gryffindor more than calm Hufflepuff or cerebral Ravenclaw. Her fierce moral stance — for example, “eu tenho nojo de traição de verdade” — and her tendency to loudly call out unfairness, like with strict or unreasonable teachers in tweets such as “eu com aquela professora que surta se a pessoa chegar atrasada sendo que ela pode acordar até 6:30 e ainda chega no horário enquanto tem gente que pega dois ônibus pra tá lá e acorda 4 horas”, also fit the archetype of a Gryffindor who can’t stay quiet in the face of perceived injustice. While she is clearly loyal and loving toward her girlfriend and friends, the dominant traits that surface in her timeline are courage, confrontational protectiveness, and impulsive intensity, which together point most strongly to Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Sweet Nothing - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for them is Sweet Nothing because it captures the mix of intense outer chaos and soft, grounding love that shows up repeatedly in their timeline. They have a very emotional, expressive side, from school stress and pain like “quatro aulas de física me mata de uma vez” and “mds que professora filha da puta” to health complaints such as “dor de cabeça da porra”. At the same time, their relationship is clearly the safe place in the middle of all this: their location is literally “my gf ᡣ𐭩 ֶ,” they say “meu deus como eu amo minha namorada” and gush that “a vida é tão linda passei o dia com a minha namorada”. Their bio—“the value of love isn't just about being together, but about having hearts strong enough to protect each other”—echoes the song’s theme of love as a protective refuge rather than something dramatic or performative. The playful, slightly chaotic ENFP energy in tweets like “tirei 9 e 8 em provas que eu não estudei nada” alongside deep devotion and future talk like “vou casar com ela gnt” matches the song’s gentle but passionate tone. Overall, Sweet Nothing fits their identity as a romantic, protective lesbian fangirl who finds peace and meaning in a soft, steady relationship amid a loud, messy world.
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