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Ret's love of fast food, particularly Taco Bell and Wendy's, coupled with his tendency to make outrageous and often insensitive jokes, makes him a perfect match for Barney Gumble. Just like Barney, Ret enjoys indulging in unhealthy habits, 'i took a flintstones vitamin and started shaking uncontrollably [picture]', and often uses humor to mask his insecurities, 'i got the last of us fungus disease by eating a 5 pound bag of raw flour [picture]'. His tendency to make inappropriate comments, '“ass or tits” bro her credit card number and the three numbers on the back [picture]', further mirrors Barney's often-unfiltered and inappropriate behavior.

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Uncle by marriage, hater by choice. I'm a big fan of fast food, especially Taco Bell and Wendy's. I'm also a bit of a troll, so don't take everything I say seriously. I'm just trying to make you laugh. #comedy #sarcasm #troll– @rad_milk

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Ret's cunning, ambition, and willingness to bend the rules for personal gain align with the traits of Slytherin. His jokes about stealing things, like the Coca-Cola freestyle machine, 'having a friend with a pickup truck comes in so clutch when you need to steal the coca cola freestyle machine from wendys [picture]', and his tendency to troll others, 'i burned my house down with a GAS STOVE. take that libtards [picture]', show a Slytherin-like desire to achieve goals, even if it means using questionable methods. His sarcastic humor, 'pearl harbor? oh you mean Tropical 9/11 [picture]', also reflects a Slytherin's tendency to be witty and manipulative.

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Ret's sarcastic and cynical humor, 'i always remember this scene on groundhog day [picture]' and 'i got the last of us fungus disease by eating a 5 pound bag of raw flour [picture]', aligns with the themes of 'Mr. Brightside'. The song's lyrics, which explore themes of jealousy, betrayal, and disillusionment, resonate with Ret's dark humor and his tendency to make fun of everyday situations. His use of irony, 'pearl harbor? oh you mean Tropical 9/11 [picture]', further strengthens this connection.

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