Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like joking about studying and work while 'reading yaoi' in “tengo muchas cosas que hacer por ejemplo empezar a estudiar para la paes, buscar trabajo y comenzar a tomarme la vida en serio pero estoy acá comiendome los mocos y leyendo yaoi”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests like Super Junior and SHINee, e.g. “EVERY TONGUE THAT RISES AGAINST LEE DONGHAE SHALL FALL” and “oh my shinee ouhghwhwjdhjwbdjw ☹️😢😢☹️…”.
- Culturally-aware: Comments critically on social issues like gentrification in “la gentrificacion es REAL Y ESTAN GENTRIFICANDO QUILLOTA PQ EXPLICAME PQ HAY GRINGOS ACÁ” and AO3’s mainstreaming in “ao3 mainstream todo se acabó actually”.
- Socially-engaged: Frequently interacts and seeks community, asking for fic recs and gimmicks in “recomienden fics suju buenos da igual el ship plis” and “SEND STRAWPAGE GIMMICKS PLEASE”.
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions and reactions, from sports excitement in “GANAMOS CONCHETUMARE” to fandom heartbreak in “oh my shinee ouhghwhwjdhjwbdjw ☹️😢😢☹️…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Uses extreme violent or suicidal language toward self and others, like “I'm gonna kill myself” and “im gonna kill nah wle and robby”.
- Volatile: Frequently escalates minor frustrations into intense reactions, as in “Lets just all die” and “voy a empezar a matar gente 🤭”.
- Procrastinating: Openly acknowledges avoiding important tasks like studying and work in “tengo muchas cosas que hacer... pero estoy acá comiendome los mocos y leyendo yaoi”.
- Harshly-critical: Uses very strong negative language about public figures, e.g. “and FUCK james hetfield” and “pedro pascal amarillo weco y vendepatria”.
- Emotionally-overwhelmed: Mentions being overwhelmed or distressed often, like “in ginna fucking blow my head off” and “dude im seriouLh losinf mt breath”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They read as a chaotic, irreverent teenager with a flair for exaggeration and mischief, which is quintessential Bart. Their sense of humor is dark and dramatic, with posts like “in ginna fucking blow my head off” and “Lets just all die” echoing Bart’s over-the-top nihilistic jokes rather than genuine despair. They clearly struggle with responsibility, admitting they should study and work but instead are “acá comiendome los mocos y leyendo yaoi”, which mirrors Bart’s chronic procrastination and avoidance of schoolwork. Their rebellious energy shows in lines like “voy a empezar a matar gente 🤭” and “and FUCK james hetfield”, sounding like Bart’s instinct to push buttons and shock adults. At the same time, their intense fandoms and hyperfixations, such as “I've been sujupilled these days” and the passionate sports tweets like “GANAMOS CONCHETUMARE”, mirror Bart’s all-or-nothing enthusiasm when something catches his interest.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly talk about hanging out, watching concerts, football matches, drinking with others, and inviting people to interact, e.g. asking, “quien quier ver el super show 2 en llamada”, crowd-energy tweets like “GANAMOS CONCHETUMARE”, and social calls such as “send strawpage gimmicks please it's on my bio and pinned post pleaee”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they riff on fandom meta, politics, culture and symbolism rather than concrete how‑to info, like reflecting on AO3 going mainstream in “ao3 mainstream todo se acabó actually” or joking about gentrification and identity in “quillota si fuera woke: QUILLOTRANS”. They lean Feeling: reactions are emotional, value‑driven, and protective of people/characters they care about, e.g. dramatic defenses like “EVERY TONGUE THAT RISES AGAINST LEE DONGHAE SHALL FALL” and intense parasocial love for SHINee in “oh my shinee ouhghwhwjdhjwbdjw ☹️😢…”. Their lifestyle is strongly Perceiving: they procrastinate and keep things loose instead of structured, admitting, “tengo muchas cosas que hacer... pero estoy acá comiendome los mocos y leyendo yaoi”, and they celebrate spontaneity like suddenly deciding to join new fandom sub‑communities in “vna join elftwt sujutwt if I've known super junior since play”. Overall, the energetic social engagement, abstract/fandom‑meta focus, emotional intensity, and chaotic spontaneity align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here getting sujupilled, yelling ‘EVERY TONGUE THAT RISES AGAINST LEE DONGHAE SHALL FALL’ and begging for good SuJu fics… what if I just rise up and become your canon love interest instead?
- You said you’re a Chilean chud who wants Chipotle and that Telegram is for piracy—so hear me out: we pirate a Super Show concert file, eat sad Chilean burritos, and complain about AO3 going mainstream together. That’s basically a date speedrun.
- You’re studying for the PAES (eventually), got your dad waking you up with Pantera, and you still have breath left to scream at the stadium… honestly, that dedication is hotter than any yaoi rec you’re begging for in your mentions.
- If they’re really gentrifying Quillota with gringos, then let’s fight back: you bring the ‘QUILLOTRANS’ energy, I’ll bring the bad beer you said is an acquired taste, and together we’ll de‑gentrify the city by being the loudest, gayest, most annoying couple in town.
- Between missing SHINee, reading SHINee yaoi where Donghae randomly drives the bus, and live‑tweeting Shameless arcs like your life depends on it, you’re clearly the main character… I’m just trying to audition for recurring love interest before the writers kill me off like Robby on the highway.
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Your new Twitter bio
Chilean PAES procrastinator powered by SHINee, Super Junior, and Pantera. Once met Gabriel Boric at a Silvio Rodríguez concert instead of doing homework.– @radioboxd
Your signature cocktail
Quillotwoke Yaoiquake
This drink starts with a pisco base for their loud, messy Chilean core, straight out of “i want chipotle but I'm a fucking chilean chud” and “y me di cuenta lo Huaso que somos aca en quillota ctm”. A smoky mezcal splash channels the constant existential chaos and threats of self-destruction like “Lets just all die” and “I'm gonna kill myself”. Blue curaçao adds loud K‑pop fangirl color for their SHINee/Super Junior obsession, matching “I've been sujupilled these days” and “oh my shinee ouhghwhwjdhjwbdjw ☹️😢😢☹️”. The merkén-salt rim represents their spicy, foul-mouthed political takes and insults like “pedro pascal amarillo weco y vendepatria” and “CHUPAR SAPO !!!!”. Finally, a chicha morada reduction brings dark, sweet angst for the yaoi/fanfic bender of “tengo muchas cosas que hacer... pero estoy acá comiendome los mocos y leyendo yaoi” and “pq todos los fics teukchul son tan MISERABLES Y TRAGICOS DUDE 🥹🥹😭”, making the cocktail as dramatic and unhinged as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style impulsiveness and intensity in how they talk about people and fandom; for example, they jump straight to violent hyperbole like “im gonna kill nah wle and robby” and “I'm gonna kill myself”, which reads more as dramatic, unfiltered venting than calculated edge. There’s also a reckless, live-in-the-moment streak: they go to football matches, scream themselves hoarse, and revel in the chaos, as in “me duele el diafragma de tanto gritar” and the celebratory “GANAMOS CONCHETUMARE”. Their readiness to loudly defend idols and favorites is very knight-ish; they declare things like “EVERY TONGUE THAT RISES AGAINST LEE DONGHAE SHALL FALL” and react fiercely when someone slights Kyuhyun in “when someone hates on kyuhyun in front of me”. Even in politics and culture they’re blunt and confrontational, calling out figures like Pedro Pascal as “amarillo weco y vendepatria” and complaining about local gentrification in “la gentrificacion es REAL Y ESTAN GENTRIFICANDO QUILLOTA PQ EXPLICAME PQ HAY GRINGOS ACÁ”. While they have some creativity and niche interests that could hint Ravenclaw, the dominant traits are raw emotion, loud loyalty, and bold, spur-of-the-moment reactions—hallmarks of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Loser - Big Bang
The song Loser by Big Bang fits them because it balances angst, self-deprecation, and humor in a way that mirrors their timeline. They constantly joke about struggling with life direction, like when they say they should study for exams and get serious about life but are instead “eating boogers and reading yaoi” “tengo muchas cosas que hacer por ejemplo empezar a estudiar para la paes, buscar trabajo y comenzar a tomarme la vida en serio pero estoy acá comiendome los mocos y leyendo yaoi”. There’s a streak of dark, dramatic humor in posts like “Lets just all die” and “I'm gonna kill myself”, which echoes the song’s themes of feeling like a mess while still carrying on. At the same time, they’re extremely passionate and obsessive about their faves (SHINee, Super Junior, etc.), as seen in “I've been sujupilled these days” and emotional posts about SHINee “oh my shinee ouhghwhwjdhjwbdjw ☹️😢😢☹️…”, reflecting the intense emotional swings in Loser. Overall, the song’s vibe of chaotic vulnerability, self-mockery, and earnest feeling matches their online persona almost perfectly.
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