Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Political-awareness: Engages thoughtfully with politics and power, e.g. critiquing Republicans and fascism in “republicans voted in an actual cartoon villain, hope they enjoy the next 2 years they have though” and calling out Matt Walsh in “matt walsh managed to make a white fascist agent killing a white woman about somalis”.
- Trans-advocacy: Defends trans people directly, e.g. calling TERFs out in “terfs are almost single handedly responsible for the upping of anti queer sentiments in bathrooms” and warning others about a creep targeting trans women in “for any random trans woman on twitter who has had the misfortune of having your tweet sniped by this creep”.
- Cultural-critique: Offers concrete critiques of media and music, such as rock/classical bias in “welcome to: racism and white bias in rock (and classical elitism)” and linking Swifties’ Charli XCX hatred to politics and quality in “daily reminder that a majority of swifties hatred for charli xcx can be best explained by charli’s vocal activism for palestine”.
- Humorous-selfawareness: Uses self-deprecating and playful humor, e.g. Overwatch jokes like “me but that’s my wrecking ball damage /10” and the weed/games tweet “you’re probably a genius if you smoke weed, play video games and jerk off all day”.
- Community-minded: Looks out for others in her circles, like advising people to block TERFs in “block every terf you see under these tweets” and sharing a warning image for trans women in “feel free to use this as you will”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-tone: Often uses aggressive language that can escalate conflict, e.g. calling people “cartoon villains” and saying they “ought to be dealt with” in “matt walsh managed to make a white fascist agent killing a white woman about somalis” and “yeah these people are cartoon villains, it’ll be very nice when being woke comes back”.
- Insult-driven: Relies heavily on personal insults, which can weaken arguments, such as mocking writing ability in “your writing is so horrible that people should start questioning how you made it into higher education” and appearance in “on top of his family situation, he actually looks like this”.
- Sexual-overtness: Very explicit sexual posts may limit audience and create risk, e.g. “i love it when women move my face into their armpits, and make me huff them and maybe even lick them” and “get so hard i pass out”.
- Echo-chambering: Tends to frame opponents as monolithic villains, which can discourage nuanced engagement, like describing right wingers as having “already fucked up” everything in “it’ll be very nice when being woke comes back because of how severely right wingers already fucked up” and dismissing “pathetic” institutions wholesale in “pathetic university, pathetic state, pathetic country”.
- Bridge-buildinggap: Focus on dunking and ratio-style replies over dialogue, e.g. mocking detransitioners’ motives in “Detransitioners yet again pretending it’s about children” and ridiculing conservatives’ masculinity in “the way this guy can’t inhale tobacco… so masculine bro”, makes constructive conversation harder.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s politically outspoken, sharply opinionated, and very online-brained in a way that mirrors this user. Like Lisa’s constant calling-out of injustice, this user regularly takes strong stances on politics and social issues, e.g. criticizing TERFs and bathroom panic in “terfs are almost single handedly responsible for the upping of anti queer sentiments in bathrooms” and mocking right-wing hypocrisy in “republicans biggest freudian slip is that they always assume their enemies are like them”. The media-nerd side of Lisa also lines up with tweets like “i am a pretentious film nerd who downloaded rate your music and this is my music take:” and the detailed music and pop-culture opinions on Eminem and Charli XCX (“Eminem shouldn’t be on any meaningfully quantifiable list of best rappers”, “a majority of swifties hatred for charli xcx can be best explained by charli’s vocal activism for palestine”). At the same time, there’s a softer, vulnerable side under the sarcasm—she calls herself a “sapphic sleepy transexxual femme” in her bio and jokes about things like “woke up from a heat exhaustion nap… i now have a new outlook on the world”—which echoes Lisa’s mix of earnestness and world-weary cynicism. Even the overwatch/posting-addicted gamer-nerd vibe in tweets like “console top 500 overwatch is so ass” and the self-aware horniness in “get so hard i pass out” feel like an adult, extremely-online Lisa who grew up, embraced queer culture, and turned her pedantic outrage into full-time posting.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly share personal states and jokes with the timeline, e.g. waking up from heat exhaustion and turning it into a communal bit about a “new outlook on the world” “woke up from a heat exhaustion nap… i now have a new outlook on the world #sharingthelove”, and they constantly engage with quote tweets and discourse rather than staying low-key. Their posts show strong Intuition over Sensing, focusing on broad patterns and concepts like racism in music and media or moral philosophy, as in “There are literally no standards or criteria for anyone who believes in objective morality outside of a singular arbiter…” and “welcome to: racism and white bias in rock (and classical elitism)”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their arguments are rooted in values, empathy, and injustice (trans rights, Palestine, misogyny), for example “terfs are almost single handedly responsible for the upping of anti queer sentiments in bathrooms…” and “the reaction she’s got is so far out of proportion… that men online think they can be comfortable doing their misogyny online”. Their tone and online behavior suggest Perceiving rather than Judging: they seem spontaneous, reactive, and playful, mixing horny shitposts like “i love it when women move my face into their armpits…” with impulsive gaming posts such as “fuck do i have to play sombra now?”, and casual life updates like looking for a nail tech “nail techs in melbourne please hmu i need this”. Taken together—value-driven political commentary, hyperfixations (Overwatch, music, film), spontaneous humor, and emotionally charged advocacy—this profile aligns best with ENFP: an expressive, idealistic, and socially engaged intuitive feeler.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said waking up from a heat‑exhaustion nap and slamming a litre of electrolytes gave you a new outlook on the world—if you ever need a follow‑up treatment, I volunteer as your emotional Gatorade.
- As a fellow pretentious film/music nerd, I feel obligated to tell you: if we ever made a RateYourMusic entry for us, critics would call it ‘sapphic sleepy transexxual femme x annoying leftist bitch’ and still give it a 9.3/10.
- You dropped the objectively correct take that Persona 4 is the best modern SMT/Persona game—can we go on a date where we just analyse Inaba, dunk on fascists, and you explain your music taxonomy to me?
- You’re out here defending Charli XCX, dragging TERFs, and cooking Republicans and Matt Walsh like cartoon villains—politically, morally, and musically you’re my type; now I’m just hoping I’m yours, too.
- You said you’re LFT tank with 0 scrim experience, but I’m willing to duo‑queue: you can be the tank, I’ll flex support, and together we can hard-carry each other off console top 500 and into something actually fun—like a date.
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Jess • 20 • film nerd, Overwatch tank enjoyer & part-time music critic. Once discovered electrolytes after a heat-exhaustion nap and saw god.– @radioboygirl
Your signature cocktail
Sapphic Sleepy Heatstroke Spritz
The pink gin is for the openly femme, proudly trans vibe in their bio: “sapphic sleepy transexxual femme 🏳️⚧️🐾 18+ MDNI NSFW”, soft but still strong. A bright, fizzy layer of grapefruit soda or sparkling lemonade captures their playful film-nerd/music-nerd side, especially when they call themselves “a pretentious film nerd who downloaded rate your music” in “this is my music take”. Lime electrolyte syrup nods to surviving chaos with a sense of humor, like waking up reborn after “woke up from a heat exhaustion nap… downed a litre of electrolyte water and i now have a new outlook on the world #sharingthelove”. A dash of chili tincture represents the spicy, unapologetic political takes in tweets like “terfs are almost single handedly responsible for the upping of anti queer sentiments in bathrooms” and calling out fascists in “republicans voted in an actual cartoon villain”. Finally, the cotton-candy foam or whipped cream float is the fluffy yuri-slop, gamer-girl sweetness of “this but it’s yuri slop” and horny-overwatch energy like “get so hard i pass out”, making the drink look soft and cute while it absolutely floors you.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Jess reads as a Gryffindor because she repeatedly shows blunt, confrontational courage in public spaces, especially around politics and trans issues. She openly calls out figures like Matt Walsh as “cartoon villains” and says they “ought to be dealt with post pedophile administration” in a tweet like “matt walsh managed to make a white fascist agent killing a white woman about somalis, i am yet again vindicated that people like this are cartoon villains and ought to be dealt with post pedophile administration”, which is a very bold, gloves-off stance. She also directly attacks TERFs and links them to broader systems of oppression, as in “terfs are almost single handedly responsible for the upping of anti queer sentiments in bathrooms… block every terf you see under these tweets”, showing a willingness to confront hostile groups rather than avoid conflict. Her political and moral takes are expressed with a kind of fearless certainty, such as “pathetic university, pathetic state, pathetic country with an even more pathetic president” and “republicans voted in an actual cartoon villain, hope they enjoy the next 2 years they have though”, which reflects Gryffindor-style moral bravery and impulsive honesty. Even when she’s criticizing music fandoms or morality discourse, like in “There are literally no standards or criteria for anyone who believes in objective morality…” and “daily reminder that a majority of swifties hatred for charli xcx can be best explained by charli’s vocal activism for palestine, and taylor swifts complete silence on the matter”, she does so with a forthright, combative edge rather than detached analysis, which aligns more with Gryffindor than Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Unlock It (Lock It) - Charli XCX ft. Kim Petras & Jay Park
A well‑known hyperpop banger like Unlock It (Lock It) fits Jess because it’s girly, queer, online-coded, and proudly extra in exactly the way her timeline feels. She calls herself a “sapphic sleepy transexxual femme” in her bio and posts things like “a fat trans girl”, which matches the song’s unapologetically femme, body-confident, and clubby energy. Her vocal support for Charli and Palestine in “daily reminder that a majority of swifties hatred for charli xcx can be best explained by charli’s vocal activism for palestine…” makes choosing a Charli XCX track especially fitting—this is an artist she clearly respects. The horny, playful side of the song (and its fandom) lines up with tweets like “i love it when women move my face into their armpits, and make me huff them and maybe even lick them, and andand” and “get so hard i pass out”. At the same time, the hyperpop/alt-pop aesthetic mirrors her pretentious but fun media tastes, as seen in “i am a pretentious film nerd who downloaded rate your music and this is my music take”. Overall, Unlock It captures her mix of online shitposting, queer femme identity, and hyperpop-aligned sensibility better than a more conventional pop song would.
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