Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hard‑working: Balances 10 college courses with a 9‑hour workday and still pushes for more, as in “Contra tudo e contra todos, 10 cadeiras da faculdade + 9 horas de trampo foi um sucesso. Próximo semestre pego mais”.
- Technically‑curious: Dives into low‑level details like U‑Boot, MMIO, syscalls, and pointer security, for example “Eu tava metido nums tópicos de cibersegurança... User After Free e segurança de binário, pra evitar disassembly” and “Descobrir que transistores de nanometros tem 60% da corrente de fuga derivada de tunelamento quântico...”.
- Supportive‑teacher: Enjoys teaching and mentoring others, like when he explains disassembly to a friend in “Consegui ensinar o cara a ler um disassembly. Minha missão foi concluída” and reflects on how monitoring at Liberato changed lives in “Indo pra formatura do meu mano percebo o quanto começar a monitoria na Liberato mudou nossas vidas”.
- Family‑oriented: Frequently visits his mother and values family pride, as seen in “Toda vez que eu venho visitar minha mãe minha gata fica toda animada...” and “Ouvir das pessoas que eu sou o orgulho da família me pegou de surpresa”.
- Self‑reflective: Openly questions ego, difficulty in life, and his own growth, such as “Eu ultimamente tenho me questionado muito de até que ponto o ego é saudável” and “Às vezes parece que pra mim tudo é mais difícil”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional‑overload: Often expresses feeling overwhelmed or mentally drained, for example “Meu estado mental nos últimos dias pode ser resumido nessa imagem” and “Às vezes parece que pra mim tudo é mais difícil”.
- Social‑loneliness: Feels a lack of close connections and people to go out with, as shown in “Eu queria ter mais amigos e ter com quem sair...” and the wish to play in local card game tournaments in “Eu queria começar a jogar torneio presencial semanalmente, mas não sei o que tem de loja de card game em Caxias do Sul”.
- Work‑imbalance: Pushes extreme workloads and high expectations, which can risk burnout, as seen in “Contra tudo e contra todos, 10 cadeiras da faculdade + 9 horas de trampo foi um sucesso. Próximo semestre pego mais” and “Às vezes eu cogito que minha rotina é uma sequência de tornar coisas impossíveis possíveis”.
- Perfectionist‑pressure: Drives himself strongly to prove competence after criticism, which can create internal pressure, as described in “aí eu comecei a estudar e me dedicar pra provar pra ele que eu era bom”.
- Pessimistic‑outlook: Sometimes expresses nihilistic or low‑hope views on life, such as “Eu não consigo processar que a vida é só isso” and “Que sentimento horrível”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Rafael reads as a highly curious, technically driven overachiever with a reflective, sometimes melancholy inner life, which aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa obsessing over science and music, he dives deep into niche technical topics and self-improvement, from debugging U-Boot and MMIO details (“Eu não consigo subir o kernel, não consigo debugar a flash…”, “Eu brigo todo dia pra padronizar o retorno de errno…”) to explaining cryptography and disassembly to friends (“Consegui ensinar o cara a ler um disassembly. Minha missão foi concluída”, “eu tava explicando pra um mano do porquê usar criptografia nos ponteiros…”). He shows the same blend of ambition and academic strain Lisa has, juggling heavy coursework and work hours while still pushing for more (“10 cadeiras da faculdade + 9 horas de trampo foi um sucesso. Próximo semestre pego mais”). At the same time, he’s introspective and sensitive, expressing loneliness and existential doubt (“Eu não consigo processar que a vida é só isso”, “Às vezes parece que pra mim tudo é mais difícil”, “Eu queria ter mais amigos e ter com quem sair...”), which mirrors Lisa’s frequent feeling of being out of place despite being “the pride of the family” (“Ouvir das pessoas que eu sou o orgulho da família me pegou de surpresa”). This mix of brains, drive, and emotional depth makes Lisa the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): much of their joy comes from solitary or small-circle activities like coding, studying, and quiet hobbies, and they sometimes express loneliness or difficulty expanding their social circle, e.g. “I wanted to have more friends and have someone to go out with...” and “Sometimes it feels like everything is harder for me”. They strongly favor Intuition (N) over concrete sensing, constantly musing about abstract concepts—ego, life meaning, technology’s impact, and non‑singular experiences, as in “No experience is singular, I think that’s incredible” and “I can’t process that life is just this”. Their communication is clearly Thinking (T)‑oriented: they obsess over correctness, optimization, low‑level security, and logical rigor—e.g. “If you program in C, standardize your returns to what Linux already does, and never use void” and a long thread on U-Boot, watchdogs, and EMMC boot loops—yet they are blunt about values, such as “I feel disgust for people who are kind expecting something in return”. They read as more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they enjoy open‑ended exploration, side projects and tinkering (like “I’m thinking of making a websocket lib in C even though I think it’s completely useless lol”), and fantasize about dropping everything to wander like “the guy from Golden Boy”, which conflicts with a rigid, highly structured lifestyle. Overall, the combination of intense technical curiosity, abstract reflections about life and ego, logical analysis of systems, and somewhat unstructured, exploratory approach to projects and living fits INTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If cooking is your best therapy like you said on 2026-01-27, let me be your next experimental recipe—I promise I pair better with you than U-Boot pairs with that poor EMMC.
- You said you’re literally LaurieWired but as a guy (2026-01-25) and that Golden Boy is kind of a life goal (2025-09-27)… so when do we start our episode where the genius wandering programmer falls in love with the person who actually understands his disassembly rants?
- You fought through 10 college classes + 9 hours of work (2025-11-12), taught your friend to read disassembly (2025-10-04), and still worry if things are ‘more difficult’ for you (2025-11-08). From where I’m standing, you’re already someone’s pride of the family—can I apply to be the pride of your love life too?
- You put Codex GPT into Neovim (2025-12-28) and write branchless unrolling for fun (2025-12-22); I don’t know if my heart is ASLR-protected or compiled with fPIE (2025-10-01), but you definitely just bypassed all my defenses.
- You miss your family, your cat Mel, and even feel ‘desfalcado’ when you skip the gym to visit them (2025-09-20) and still say sometimes you just want more friends to go out with (2025-10-31). How about we fix two bugs at once: you get someone to take out in Caxias do Sul where ‘there’s nothing to do’ (2025-10-17), and I get a date with my favorite golden boy?
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Embedded systems dev in Caxias do Sul. Debugs U-Boot by day, teaches friends disassembly by night. Once added an ASCII labubu to a production commit.– @RafaelVVolkmer
Your signature cocktail
Golden Boy Kernel Panic
This cocktail mixes cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for the Brazilian, late-night-dev energy of an embedded systems guy stuck while “o U Boot me trava tentando achar a imagem da EMMC”. Dry vermouth adds a technical, slightly bitter backbone, like his obsession with errno standards and low-level rigor when he says “padroniza teus returns para o que o Linux já faz”. A kick of ginger liqueur reflects his playful confidence as “Your favorite golden boy” and his willingness to take absurd risks, echoing “tô repetindo na minha cabeça todo dia antes de fazer as coisas mais absurdas possíveis”. The bubbly tonic water captures his restless desire to wander like in “Às vezes eu queria fazer igual o cara de Golden Boy. Largar tudo, sair por aí”, lightening the drink so it’s strong but still sessionable. A dash of smoked salt brings in the melancholy and existential edge of “Às vezes parece que pra mim tudo é mais difícil” and “Eu não consigo processar que a vida é só isso”, grounding the brightness with a lingering, thoughtful finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Rafael shows a deep love of learning and analysis, especially around low-level computing and optimization. He talks about debugging U-Boot and hardware watchdog loops in detail, describing how he’s stuck just watching logs from the bootloader: “Eu não consigo subir o kernel, não consigo debugar a flash e tudo que eu posso fazer é abrir a tty e ficar vendo logs inúteis do bootloader”, which reflects persistence in understanding complex systems rather than giving up. He also builds his own tools for fun and learning, like a Go CLI that computes cyclomatic complexity and other code metrics: “Fiz uma ferramenta de CLI em Go que chega a Complexidade Ciclomática de um repositório, além de algumas outras métricas de qualidade.”. His curiosity pushes him into advanced topics like CNNs and YOLO architecture, as when he praises detailed explanatory videos on convolutional models: “o criador da Ultralytics tem uma série de vídeos explicando modelos convolucionqis que vale muito a pena de se ver pra ter uma boa base.”. He even dives into quantum tunneling in nanoscale transistors just because he finds it fascinating: “Descobrir que transistores de nanometros tem 60% da corrente de fuga derivada de tunelamento quântico é um caminho sem volta”. This consistent pattern of intellectual curiosity, technical deep-dives, and building knowledge for its own sake aligns much more strongly with Ravenclaw than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Golden Boy - Sinitta
The song Golden Boy fits Rafael both thematically and jokingly because he openly brands himself as “Your favorite golden boy.” in his bio, leaning into a confident, slightly playful self-image. His timeline mixes technical obsession and ambition—like going deep into low-level optimization and security with posts about “branchless unrolling” and “User After Free e segurança de binário”—with a kind of restless drive that suits the upbeat, energetic tone of the song. At the same time, he reveals a vulnerable side when he says things like “Às vezes parece que pra mim tudo é mais difícil” and “Eu queria ter mais amigos e ter com quem sair...”, which mirrors the tension between confidence and insecurity often found in pop lyrics about trying to shine. He also romanticizes reinvention and freedom, for example when he says he’d like to do like the guy from Golden Boy and “Largar tudo, sair por aí e viver um dia de cada vez em um lugar diferente”, reinforcing the idea of a restless ‘golden boy’ trying to find his place. Overall, the mix of talent, ambition, self-aware ego, and underlying vulnerability makes Golden Boy a fitting soundtrack for his persona.
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