Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong attachment to Santos, Neymar and football, celebrating wins and debating lineups, e.g. team pride and complaints about referees and management.
- Self‑aware humor: Jokes about his own life and insecurities, like being BV at 19 or giving a 2‑day reply “vacuum,” using self‑deprecation instead of taking himself too seriously.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, frustration and heartbreak (caps lock rants, crying emojis, heartbroken posts, and ‘TE AMO’ style affection) without hiding feelings.
- Loyal supporter: Defends his club and favorite players (e.g., complaining about ‘fizeram de tudo pra rebaixar o santos’ and media criticism) and keeps track of details like youth players and past seasons.
- Playful social: Engages with trends, memes, quoted tweets, and friends (imagining sitting next to another user, inside jokes about açaí and gaming), suggesting he enjoys online social interaction.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent use of swearing and insults (“vai se fuder,” calling players or teams ‘filho da puta’ or ‘leao tchola’) can come off as aggressive or disrespectful.
- Disrespectful tone: Tweets sexualizing or mocking others (e.g., comments about Biancardi, references like ‘calma najila trindade’) cross lines into disrespect and insensitivity.
- Negative venting: Often vents about money, work, referees, and teams (“eu só vejo dinheiro saindo,” complaining about extra hours and bad management), which can reinforce a pessimistic image.
- Impulsive posting: All‑caps outbursts and betting rants (e.g., accidentally betting on the wrong team and exploding in caps) show emotion first, reflection later, which can backfire socially.
- Romantic insecurity: Tweets about being BV, misreading or rejecting interest (“ela tava dando em cima de voce… ‘ai credo’”) and idealizing a future girlfriend as a doctor, hinting at low confidence in relationships.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe is very Homer Simpson: impulsive, emotional, sports-obsessed, and often chaotic but ultimately harmless and funny. Like Homer yelling at the TV or refs, this user constantly vents about football and referees with tweets like “pq o claus sempre apita no allianz?” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU IMPRENSA ESPANHOLA”. There’s the same mix of childish humor and crude exaggeration as Homer in tweets such as “trabalhem crianças tailandesas trabalhem” and “a barriga cheia de bosta vsf”. He swings between over-the-top confidence and insecurity, as seen in “eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos” and “eu só vejo dinheiro saindo e nao vejo nenhum entrando”, which fits Homer’s blend of bravado and vulnerability. The obsession with snacks and fast food, like “minha janta foi big mac e cheddar mc melt” and “terça feira é dia de pedir açaí”, also mirrors Homer’s famous love of food and simple pleasures.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean introverted: although very active online, they often describe themselves in self-deprecating and shy terms and focus on their own inner experiences rather than seeking social spotlight, e.g. “tanto que tem gente q nao me conhece que fala 'voce tem cara de que pega qualquer uma' logo eu que sofro por conversante” and “eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos”. Their tweets are strongly concrete and sensory, centering on football matches, food, work, weather, and physical height rather than abstract theory, like “minha janta foi big mac e cheddar mc melt”, “hmmmm açaizinho”, and “queria chegar nos 1.90”. They come across as more feeling than thinking: many posts are emotional reactions (love for players/clubs, frustration, heartbreak) such as “TE AMO PORRA”, “💔💔💔💔💔💔”, and “O BEM VENCEU”, with value-driven outbursts rather than structured logical arguments. Their tone and behavior are spontaneous and flexible rather than planned or organized, shown by impulsive betting mistakes and casual decisions like “VAI SE FUDER EU APOSTEI SEM QUERER NO LEVERKUSEN EM VEZ DO DE MONIQUE VSF”, “as vezes eu me arrependo de aceitar fazer hora extra no sabado”, and playful gaming tweets like “OI QUERO JOGAR MINECRAFT”, pointing to a Perceiving style. Altogether, this suggests an ISFP: a private, emotionally expressive, in-the-moment type who lives through concrete experiences, strong personal feelings, and spontaneous reactions, especially around football, music, and day‑to‑day life.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re proud to be BV at 19 and still watching F3 and free practice to ‘capotar’—how about we keep the BV record intact but break your streak of watching races alone? I’ll bring the açaí on a Tuesday.
- You said Romário won 94 alone and any guy who repeats that in 2026 can even pee on the flag… I don’t need a World Cup, but if I win your heart, can I at least celebrate like I scored at Vila Belmiro?
- From crying over Santos getting robbed, to yelling ‘Raphinha Ballon d’Or’ and raging at the Spanish press, your TL is pure passion. That’s exactly the kind of energy I’d trust to scream my name when we score… in life, obviously.
- You said people think you ‘get anyone’ but you actually suffer just to talk, and you answered ‘ai credo’ when someone was into you—don’t worry, I won’t hit on you ‘anyway’. I’m specifically aiming to be the doctor girlfriend you manifested. 👊
- You pay 8 reais for a 2L Coke, live ‘no fundo do poço’, lose bets on Leverkusen instead of Bayern, and still scream ‘SEXTOU CARALHO’—with that sense of humor, sitting next to you listening to your ‘mitadas de tweet ao vivo’ sounds like my idea of paradise, not the bottom of any well.
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Santos FC sufferer, F1 at 3AM, extra hours on Saturday. Once made Rodrigo Faro dress as Eddie from Stranger Things and still stayed BV at 19.– @rafaelxwx
Your signature cocktail
Fundo do Poço Fizz
This drink starts with Brazilian cachaça to honor his futebol, Santos FC heart and chaotic fandom, like when he screams “VAI TOMAR NO CU IMPRENSA ESPANHOLA” and “VAINSE FUDR ATLETICO DE MADRID”. A generous hit of açaí pulp represents all those cozy, happy food moments and tweets like “hmmmm açaizinho” and “terça feira é dia de pedir açaí”. The energy drink is his late-night, yelling-at-the-TV vibe while watching F1 and football, as in “irei capotar vendo a f3” and “vou dormir vendo o treino livre”. A sea-salt & sugar rim captures the mix of bitter rage and sweet optimism from “fundo do poço” in his bio and rants about Santos like “fizeram de tudo pra rebaixar o santos”. Finally, lime juice cuts through with sharp humor and self-deprecation, just like when he jokes “eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos” and “eu só vejo dinheiro saindo e nao vejo nenhum entrando”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Rafael shows strong Gryffindor energy through impulsive passion, bold opinions, and a tendency to dive into emotional extremes, especially in sports. His all‑caps reactions like “RAPHINHA BOLA DE OURO CARALHO ENTREGUEM PRO HOMEM ENTREGUEM” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU IMPRENSA ESPANHOLA” show a fiery willingness to stand loudly for what he believes, even if it’s just football takes. He often uses combative or confrontational humor, as in “VAINSE FUDR ATLETICO DE MADRID” and “fizeram de tudo pra rebaixar o santos”, which suggests a combative, us‑vs‑them mindset typical of Gryffindors defending their side. There’s also a streak of personal bravado and self‑exposure, like proudly admitting vulnerability in “eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos” and openly clowning himself with “tanto que tem gente q nao me conhece que fala 'voce tem cara de que pega qualquer uma' logo eu que sofro por conversante”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to throw themselves out there without overthinking. While he has loyalty to Santos FC and friends, his defining traits are passionate outbursts, emotional courage, and a willingness to fight verbally for his team and idols—hallmarks of Gryffindor more than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff.
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Started From The Bottom - Drake
A fitting song for them is Started From The Bottom by Drake, since they constantly joke about being at a low point while still grinding and having fun. Their bio location is literally "fundo do poço" and they often tweet about money struggles like "eu só vejo dinheiro saindo e nao vejo nenhum entrando", which mirrors the song’s theme of trying to rise despite setbacks. At the same time, they proudly own their situation and laugh it off, like "eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos" and "tanto que tem gente q nao me conhece que fala 'voce tem cara de que pega qualquer uma' logo eu que sofro por conversante". Their life seems split between work and passion—tweets such as "as vezes eu me arrependo de aceitar fazer hora extra no sabado" and "como pode esse cara da radio falar tanta merda 6 horas da manha" contrast with the joy in football, F1, and açaí ("terça feira é dia de pedir açaí"). The song’s vibe of humble beginnings, frustration, and self-deprecating pride fits well with someone who tweets "legal que você voltou a trabalhar... isso não muda o fato que os filhos de outro homem herdarão os olhos pelo quais você se apaixonou." while still loudly celebrating wins like "VENCEMOS" and "O BEM VENCEU".
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