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The overall vibe is very Homer Simpson: impulsive, emotional, sports-obsessed, and often chaotic but ultimately harmless and funny. Like Homer yelling at the TV or refs, this user constantly vents about football and referees with tweets like “pq o claus sempre apita no allianz?” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU IMPRENSA ESPANHOLA”. There’s the same mix of childish humor and crude exaggeration as Homer in tweets such as “trabalhem crianças tailandesas trabalhem” and “a barriga cheia de bosta vsf”. He swings between over-the-top confidence and insecurity, as seen in “eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos” and “eu só vejo dinheiro saindo e nao vejo nenhum entrando”, which fits Homer’s blend of bravado and vulnerability. The obsession with snacks and fast food, like “minha janta foi big mac e cheddar mc melt” and “terça feira é dia de pedir açaí”, also mirrors Homer’s famous love of food and simple pleasures.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean introverted: although very active online, they often describe themselves in self-deprecating and shy terms and focus on their own inner experiences rather than seeking social spotlight, e.g. “tanto que tem gente q nao me conhece que fala 'voce tem cara de que pega qualquer uma' logo eu que sofro por conversante” and “eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos”. Their tweets are strongly concrete and sensory, centering on football matches, food, work, weather, and physical height rather than abstract theory, like “minha janta foi big mac e cheddar mc melt”, “hmmmm açaizinho”, and “queria chegar nos 1.90”. They come across as more feeling than thinking: many posts are emotional reactions (love for players/clubs, frustration, heartbreak) such as “TE AMO PORRA”, “💔💔💔💔💔💔”, and “O BEM VENCEU”, with value-driven outbursts rather than structured logical arguments. Their tone and behavior are spontaneous and flexible rather than planned or organized, shown by impulsive betting mistakes and casual decisions like “VAI SE FUDER EU APOSTEI SEM QUERER NO LEVERKUSEN EM VEZ DO DE MONIQUE VSF”, “as vezes eu me arrependo de aceitar fazer hora extra no sabado”, and playful gaming tweets like “OI QUERO JOGAR MINECRAFT”, pointing to a Perceiving style. Altogether, this suggests an ISFP: a private, emotionally expressive, in-the-moment type who lives through concrete experiences, strong personal feelings, and spontaneous reactions, especially around football, music, and day‑to‑day life.

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Santos FC sufferer, F1 at 3AM, extra hours on Saturday. Once made Rodrigo Faro dress as Eddie from Stranger Things and still stayed BV at 19.– @rafaelxwx

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This drink starts with Brazilian cachaça to honor his futebol, Santos FC heart and chaotic fandom, like when he screams “VAI TOMAR NO CU IMPRENSA ESPANHOLA” and “VAINSE FUDR ATLETICO DE MADRID”. A generous hit of açaí pulp represents all those cozy, happy food moments and tweets like “hmmmm açaizinho” and “terça feira é dia de pedir açaí”. The energy drink is his late-night, yelling-at-the-TV vibe while watching F1 and football, as in “irei capotar vendo a f3” and “vou dormir vendo o treino livre”. A sea-salt & sugar rim captures the mix of bitter rage and sweet optimism from “fundo do poço” in his bio and rants about Santos like “fizeram de tudo pra rebaixar o santos”. Finally, lime juice cuts through with sharp humor and self-deprecation, just like when he jokes “eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos” and “eu só vejo dinheiro saindo e nao vejo nenhum entrando”.

Your Hogwarts House
Rafael shows strong Gryffindor energy through impulsive passion, bold opinions, and a tendency to dive into emotional extremes, especially in sports. His all‑caps reactions like “RAPHINHA BOLA DE OURO CARALHO ENTREGUEM PRO HOMEM ENTREGUEM” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU IMPRENSA ESPANHOLA” show a fiery willingness to stand loudly for what he believes, even if it’s just football takes. He often uses combative or confrontational humor, as in “VAINSE FUDR ATLETICO DE MADRID” and “fizeram de tudo pra rebaixar o santos”, which suggests a combative, us‑vs‑them mindset typical of Gryffindors defending their side. There’s also a streak of personal bravado and self‑exposure, like proudly admitting vulnerability in “eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos” and openly clowning himself with “tanto que tem gente q nao me conhece que fala 'voce tem cara de que pega qualquer uma' logo eu que sofro por conversante”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to throw themselves out there without overthinking. While he has loyalty to Santos FC and friends, his defining traits are passionate outbursts, emotional courage, and a willingness to fight verbally for his team and idols—hallmarks of Gryffindor more than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is Started From The Bottom by Drake, since they constantly joke about being at a low point while still grinding and having fun. Their bio location is literally "fundo do poço" and they often tweet about money struggles like "eu só vejo dinheiro saindo e nao vejo nenhum entrando", which mirrors the song’s theme of trying to rise despite setbacks. At the same time, they proudly own their situation and laugh it off, like "eu me orgulho ser bv com 19 anos" and "tanto que tem gente q nao me conhece que fala 'voce tem cara de que pega qualquer uma' logo eu que sofro por conversante". Their life seems split between work and passion—tweets such as "as vezes eu me arrependo de aceitar fazer hora extra no sabado" and "como pode esse cara da radio falar tanta merda 6 horas da manha" contrast with the joy in football, F1, and açaí ("terça feira é dia de pedir açaí"). The song’s vibe of humble beginnings, frustration, and self-deprecating pride fits well with someone who tweets "legal que você voltou a trabalhar... isso não muda o fato que os filhos de outro homem herdarão os olhos pelo quais você se apaixonou." while still loudly celebrating wins like "VENCEMOS" and "O BEM VENCEU".

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