Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly reflects on feelings, like missing people and loneliness in “nunca vou me acostumar com esse negócio de pessoas vem e vão...” and “preciso de uma pessoa que madrugue comigo...”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for music, idols, and films in tweets like “MELHOR MÚSICA DO MUNDO”, “sou apaixonado nesse homem mds”, and “AI PQP ARRASO DE CLIPE MANO”.
- Self-expressive: Uses his profile to express identity and tastes, listing personal facts in “fatos inúteis sobre mim...” and saying “meu perfil praticamente sendo só tweet de música mas eh porque essa eh a forma como eu me expresso”.
- Humorous attitude: Employs humor and exaggeration in posts like “assistir filme em site pirata eh assim” and playful thirst tweets such as “quero engravidar ele”.
- Curious listener: Shows openness to new music and genres in “acho que tô oficialmente me rendendo a todos os tipos de música” and thoughtful comparisons like “Internet girl não eh tão ruim como vcs falam...”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Uses violent and hostile expressions such as “queria explodir a cabeça daquele laranja fudido” and “vou começar a rogar praga em toda pessoa que me desperta tristeza ou raiva”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often emphasizes negative expectations, like feeling destined to be sad about people leaving in “vou ficar eternamente triste pelas pessoas que saíram da minha vida” and doubting relationships in “até hoje eu tô dando errado com todo tipo de pessoa”.
- Self-deprecating: Speaks harshly about his own situation, e.g., relationship failures in “falei por uns três anos... até hoje eu tô dando errado” and exhaustion with himself in “nao sei se vou ficar aguentando isso por muito tempo... já to me sentindo mal”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between affection and frustration, from intense love like “i would do open surgery heart for this boy” to anger and hatred in “krl eu odeio homem” and “essa empresa morreu mesmo tô desacreditado”.
- Resentful reactions: Expresses strong grudges toward people who hurt him, as seen in “vou começar a rogar praga em toda pessoa que me desperta tristeza ou raiva” and criticism of a person who drags others down in “qualquer um se afasta pelo medo dela te levar pro fundo do poço junto com ela”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, and constantly processing life through art and media. Their timeline is full of music-as-therapy and film criticism, like calling an album "the best album in the world" and saying "my profile is practically just music tweets… that’s how I express myself", which fits Lisa’s habit of turning feelings into cultural reference. They show a deep need for connection and frustration when it fails, writing "I need someone who will stay up late with me, come to my house every weekend… I need someone" and "I’ll be eternally sad about people who left my life", echoing Lisa’s sensitivity and fear of abandonment. There’s also self-aware melancholy and overthinking in love, like "for years I said I’d date and it would work out and I’m still going wrong with every person I talk to", which matches Lisa’s tendency to analyze her own emotional failures. Even their flashes of anger and principled annoyance—"I’m going to start cursing everyone who makes me sad or angry"—feel like a more online, Brazilian Lisa: idealistic, dramatic, and constantly narrating their inner world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite craving connection, they frame it as a deep one‑on‑one bond rather than a wide social scene, e.g. needing “a person that stays up all night with me… I need someone” in “preciso de uma pessoa que madrugue comigo…” and feeling permanently sad about people leaving their life in “nunca vou me acostumar com esse negócio de pessoas vem e vão…”. Their focus on emotional states, symbolism and art over concrete facts points to Intuition: they process life through music, albums and narratives, saying things like “meu perfil praticamente sendo só tweet de música mas eh porque essa eh a forma como eu me expresso” and projecting feelings into songs such as “não canso de dizer que esse álbum foi feito pra mim”. They are clearly Feeling‑oriented, reacting in emotional and value‑laden terms rather than logical analysis, e.g. “vou começar a rogar praga em toda pessoa que me desperta tristeza ou raiva” and empathizing with a problematic person while still acknowledging harm in “ela eh uma pessoa querida… mas sério qualquer um se afasta pelo medo dela te levar pro fundo do poço”. Finally, their lifestyle reads more Perceiving than Judging: they talk about wanting endless spontaneous hangouts in “queria que o povo fizesse rolês inacabáveis queria sair uma semana inteira”, feeling they’re just going with the messy flow in “minha cabeça ta uma bagunça mesmo nem faz diferença”, and doubting they can keep up structured efforts like studying in “como alguém consegue aprender de verdade com cursinho on line”. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, artistic idealism, longing for deep connection, and a somewhat unstructured, mood‑driven lifestyle—INFP is the best MBTI fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d do open heart surgery for that boy… If I make you a set as good as your ‘set 5 bbd só música boa’, can I at least get a routine check‑up on your heart?
- You keep saying no relationship ever works out and that you’re still ‘dando errado’ with everyone you talk to — have you tried someone who will actually madrugar with you, binge horror you ‘already zeroed’, and sing along to ‘oh my god sendo a única música boa’ at 3 a.m.? I’m submitting my résumé.
- As a fellow music addict, I have an offer: you show me the album that ‘was made for you’, I show you why ‘I’ll change for you’ might be our song, and we see if we can kill the Beatles together with one release.
- You want style like his, wish you could wear all those incredible women’s outfits, and you’re low‑key obsessed with eyebrows and piercings… we could go get your sobrancelha cut, your piercing done, then come back home and rate outfits while drinking your cappuccino. Call it a fashion arcadia date.
- You tweeted that people come and go and you stay eternally sad about those who left; I’m not promising to be the best k‑drama lead or CL comeback you asked for, but I can promise one thing: if I enter your life, I’ll fight harder than any 3rd gen leader to not be part of the ‘people who left’ playlist.
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Your new Twitter bio
Film & music addict from the upside‑down Brazil. 1,75m of opinions, Letterboxd reviews & late‑night playlists. Once cried over a perfect K‑pop bridge.– @rafaputinhoo
Your signature cocktail
Tsunami Season Negroni-core
The Tsunami Season Negroni-core starts with cachaça infused with strawberries, a nod to their Brazilian vibes and favorite fruit from “fruta fav morango”, plus all the messy sweetness of wanting love but feeling it never quite works from “até hoje eu tô dando errado com todo tipo de pessoa”. An espresso shot represents their cappuccino obsession and permanent exhaustion in “bebida fav cappucino” and “ai acordei só pra tomar café pq já tô pensando em dormir de novo”. Melon liqueur mirrors the chaotic, unserious side that compares beer to candy in “cerveja pra mim eh baly de melancia” and their horny, dramatic stan energy in “quero engravidar ele”. Yuzu or lemon bitters bring the sharpness of their rants and curses from “vou começar a rogar praga em toda pessoa que me desperta tristeza ou raiva” and “queria explodir a cabeça daquele laranja fudido”. Finally, an activated charcoal sugar rim makes everything look dark and dramatic like their timeline of music-fueled feelings in “meu perfil praticamente sendo só tweet de música mas eh porque essa eh a forma como eu me expresso” and their eternal sadness over people leaving in “eu vou ficar eternamente triste pelas pessoas que saíram da minha vida”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Rafael repeatedly shows a strong longing for stable, close connections and loyalty, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They write about how they “never” get used to people leaving and will be “eternally sad” about those who left their life: “nunca vou me acostumar com esse negócio de pessoas vem e vão eu vou ficar eternamente triste pelas pessoas que saíram da minha vida”, revealing deep attachment and emotional constancy. Their desire for a consistent companion who shares everyday life — “preciso de uma pessoa que madrugue comigo… que comente sobre qualquer coisa… preciso de alguém” — shows they value presence and loyalty over flashiness or glory. Even when frustrated, they express hurt more than cruelty, e.g., wanting to start “cursing” people who make them sad or angry: “vou começar a rogar praga em toda pessoa que me desperta tristeza ou raiva”, which reads as a defensive reaction from someone who cares deeply. Overall, there is little calculated ambition or cerebral detachment; instead, Rafael’s timeline centers on feelings, attachment, and everyday comfort, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Liability” by Lorde, because it captures intense feelings, self-awareness, and the mix of wanting connection while feeling like too much for others. They openly talk about people coming and going and how deeply that affects them, saying they’ll be “eternamente triste pelas pessoas que saíram da minha vida” in “nunca vou me acostumar com esse negócio de pessoas vem e vão eu vou ficar eternamente triste pelas pessoas que saíram da minha vida”, which mirrors the song’s core loneliness. Their repeated frustration with relationships going wrong, like in “falei por uns três anos seguidos que eu ia namorar e ia dar certo e até hoje eu tô dando errado com todo tipo de pessoa que eu converso desde então”, echoes the song’s sense that loving and being loved feels complicated and painful. They also express feeling mentally messy and using music as their main outlet in “meu perfil praticamente sendo só tweet de música mas eh porque essa eh a forma como eu me expresso, minha cabeça ta uma bagunça mesmo nem faz diferença”, which fits Lorde’s introspective, confessional style. Finally, their longing for a deep companion in “preciso de uma pessoa que madrugue comigo que venha na minha casa todo final de semana… preciso de alguém” resonates strongly with the vulnerability and yearning at the heart of Liability.
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