Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares intense feelings, like sadness and longing in posts such as “will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?” and “liberto ou perdido nao sei, talvez em uma sobriedade de existência que beira o ébrio ou algo assim”.
- Culturally-curious: Engages with multiple languages and cultures, referencing German, Italian, Polish, Spanish and Latin America in tweets like “se hai sedici anni e vivi nel quartiere più bello di roma, sei fortunato” and “¡VIVA LATINO AMERICA!”.
- Art-oriented: Shows strong connection to art and performance, admiring Marina Abramović and quoting Frida Kahlo in tweets like “marina abramović quero passar pelo seu método por favor me chama eu trabalho de graça pra você” and “I don't give a shit what the world thinks... I am; simply I am...”.
- Musically-passionate: Constantly shares music and references artists (Björk, Mitski, Siouxsie, CSS, Shakira), e.g. “meu deus essa voz da bjork” and “melancolia de verao + mitski (liquid smooth) + twin peaks”.
- Humorously-dramatic: Uses dark, self-aware humor to talk about life, like “bitch... call the cops.. ill have sex with them” and playful ideas such as “deveria existir um aplicativo de avaliação de cigarro, ai o nome podia ser tipo cigsboxd”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-tendencies: Expresses suicidal ideation and extreme emotional distress in posts like “puta que pariu eu vou me matar” and intense sadness in “one day, the sadness WILL end”.
- Unhealthy-coping: Frequently leans on alcohol, cigarettes, and diuretics as coping tools, as seen in “#debloated 80mg furosemide alcohol ingestion cigarettes senna infusion” and “ficar bêbado e vomitar pela janela do quarto”.
- Body-image-struggles: Talks about extreme weight-loss wishes and bloating, like “queria pegar uma intoxicação alimentar e emagrecer uns 15kg de uma vez” and “vou tomar furosemida pq vou ir em uma cachoeira amanhã e estou super hiper mega bloated”.
- Impulsive-expression: Shares intense reactions and later regret, illustrated by “gente meu deus porque eu fiz isso” and recalling mass deleting tweets in “lembrando de quando eu apaguei massivamente meus tweets porque minha mae tava olhando todos”.
- Chronic-melancholy: Returns often to themes of sadness and existential heaviness, as in “tornei me fel, amargo porém salvatério, fiz me prutrefado, na ânsia do ser” and “psychose religiosa é para os fracos, os fortes entram em psicose politica”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: hyper-verbal, introspective, and constantly reaching for more culture and meaning than their surroundings offer. Lisa’s mix of queerness, intellectual curiosity, and spiritual experimentation fits tweets like “queerness in a way saved my life” and “lendo os princípios herméticos pra minha família”. The user’s frustration at being stuck in a small town — “queria viver uma adolescência #PureHeroine ... mas sou condenado a viver em uma cidade de 9 mil habitantes” — mirrors Lisa’s constant feeling of being too sensitive and too smart for Springfield. Their artistic and literary references, from Marina Abramović to mystical Latin phrases like “solve et coagula”, echo Lisa’s tendency to process emotions through art, philosophy, and niche interests. Even the dramatic melancholy of tweets like “will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?” matches Lisa’s oscillation between idealism and deep sadness about herself and the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly reference parties, friends and wanting to be in specific social circles, e.g. begging to join Marina Abramović’s world in multiple tweets like “eu quero participar do círculo social da marina abramović por favor” and posting about drinking, clubbing and being loud, such as “se tem shakira tem sadoski soltando a franga!!!!!”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they quote Nietzsche and mystical ideas like “Die Schlange, die sich nicht häuten kann, muss sterben. Der Verstand, der daran gehindert wird, die Meinungen zu ändern, hört auf, der Verstand zu sei” and write poetic, metaphysical lines such as “liberto ou perdido nao sei, talvez em uma sobriedade de existência que beira o ébrio ou algo assim”. Their tone is strongly Feeling: they center emotions, identity and aesthetics more than logic, saying things like “queerness in a way saved my life” and expressing raw emotional distress and self-destructive thoughts in tweets like “puta que pariu eu vou me matar” and “will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: their life appears spontaneous, chaotic and improvisational—taking furosemide to debloat before a waterfall on a whim in “vou tomar furosemida pq vou ir em uma cachoeira amanhã e estou super hiper mega bloated” and joking about extreme impulsive acts like “se me derem 50 reais pra comer uma barata viva eu como” and heavy drinking/vomiting episodes in “ficar bêbado e vomitar pela janela do quarto”. Putting these together—outwardly expressive, abstract/poetic, emotion-driven, and unstructured—they fit best as ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said queerness kind of saved your life on 2026-01-30 — if you ever need a co‑star in the next chapter of that story, I volunteer as the chaotic, supportive side character with great taste in ambient music and cigarettes.
- You wanting a Pure Heroine suburban homosexual-teenager-love adolescence while being stuck in a 9k-inhabitant town (2026-01-14) is wild, because I’m right here ready to be the melodrama to your Pure Heroine — we can turn that tiny city into a Lorde B-side.
- On 2025-12-30 you asked, ‘will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?’ I can’t promise to end it, but I can offer wine in real glasses, Siouxsie on repeat, and someone who actually texts back before you tweet ‘me responde porra.’
- You begging Marina Abramović to put you through her method (2026-02-01) made me think: we could start smaller — how about a performance piece where we test the limits of human endurance by seeing how long we can talk about Björk, Brigitte Bardot and satanicpornocultshop without falling in love?
- You once said cigarette + plum is a perfect combo (2026-01-25); hear me out: cigarette after bath, ambient music, a little Twin Peaks melancholy (2025-12-29), and me beside you — statistically speaking, that might be the new top tier in your ‘top melhores cigarros’ ranking.
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Queer small-town mystic, performance art enthusiast & ambient music addict. Once read Hermetic principles to my family like it was Sunday service.– @rafasadoski
Your signature cocktail
Queer Glowworm Ritual Fizz
This drink is strong and a little unhinged, like a night powered by cigarettes and performance art, starting with a smoky mezcal shot for all the nicotine chronicles and chaos of “quero fumarrrrrr” and “top melhores cigarros : pós tiragem pós banho de ervas logo depois de acordar pós almoço”. The espresso-laced cold brew channels their caffeinated cultural hunger and desire to get paid and get out, echoing “i just wanna i just wanna get paid” and the need to amplify their sociocultural repertoire in “meu único in de 2025 é aumentar meu repertório sociocultural. outras coisas im totally out!”. A sour plum liqueur nods to their melancholic, literary side, the summer sadness of “melancolia de verao + mitski (liquid smooth) + twin peaks” and the self-aware despair of “will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?”. The sea-salt citrus soda brings a bright, oceanic, queer shimmer for their lifesaving queerness in “queerness in a way saved my life” and the watery, emotional lyrics of “if the oceans not enough, nor am i”. Finally, a dash of absinthe honors the esoteric, ritual-obsessed, slightly occult rafaverse of “lendo os princípios herméticos pra minha família”, the Marina Abramović devotion in “marina abramović me conta seus rituais por favor eu preciso passar pelo método abramović até o final desse ano”, and the poetic darkness of “tornei me fel, amargo porém salvatério...”. This cocktail is experimental, bittersweet, theatrical, and a little destructive—exactly the vibe of someone who can tweet “one day, the sadness WILL end” right after vomiting out the window in “ficar bêbado e vomitar pela janela do quarto”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Rafa shows a persistent, almost obsessive love of ideas, art, and aesthetics, which fits Ravenclaw’s intellectual/creative slant more than any other house. They are drawn to conceptual and esoteric material, e.g. reading hermetic principles to their family in “lendo os princípios herméticos pra minha família” and quoting Nietzsche-like aphorisms in German in “Die Schlange, die sich nicht häuten kann, muss sterben…”. Their curiosity is intensely cultural: they want to expand their sociocultural repertoire in “meu único in de 2025 é aumentar meu repertório sociocultural” and are obsessed with niche music and micro-scenes, as in “muito se fala da dor… de escutar um artistas true niche e tenta ficar procurando pelo menos 1 dos 9 ouvintes mensais dele”. Even their humor is cerebral and referential: they play with language in multiple tongues (Portuguese, German, Italian, Polish, Spanish) and craft ironic, concept-heavy lines like “psicose religiosa é para os fracos, os fortes entram em psicose politica”. While there is some Slytherin-esque edge and self-destructiveness in posts like “#debloated 80mg furosemide alcohol ingestion cigarettes senna infusion”, the dominant throughline is a restless, artistic mind seeking meaning, symbols, and culture—quintessentially Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Pure Heroine - Lorde
The best-fitting song for them is "Pure Heroine" as an album distilled into the track Ribs and its suburban queer melancholy. They explicitly fantasize about that exact aesthetic, saying they “wanted to live an adolescence #PureHeroine #lorde #suburban #homosexualteenagerlove but am condemned to live in a city of 9 thousand inhabitants” “queria viver uma adolescência #PureHeroine #lorde #suburban #homosexualteenagerlove mas sou condenado a viver em uma cidade de 9 mil habitantes”. Their tweets oscillate between dramatic self-destruction and poetic introspection, like “one day, the sadness WILL end” and “liberto ou perdido nao sei, talvez em uma sobriedade de existência que beira o ébrio ou algo assim”, which mirrors Lorde’s coming-of-age tension between freedom and sadness. The obsession with queerness (“queerness in a way saved my life”) and small-town boredom channels exactly the restless youth, late nights, and emotional overdrive that define Pure Heroine. Even their dark humor about self-destruction and melodrama, like “puta que pariu eu vou me matar” framed amid partying, alcohol, and cigarettes, fits the album’s mix of nihilism and tenderness. Altogether, their timeline reads like a Portuguese-language, more chaotic version of a Lorde protagonist narrating their own Pure Heroine era.
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