Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Frequently shares original art and OCs like grayscale ZZZ sketch for pfp “grayscale on a diff zzz oc sketch (for my pfp)” and spidersona designs “menace? #spidersona #spideroc”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms and characters, especially Malleus and TWST, e.g. birthday post “happy birthday malleus draconia you love me, you just don’t know it” and repeated gacha posts about him “I KNOW YOU LOVE ME MALLEUS DRACONIA DONT DENY IT”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like work memes “me: yeah, i feel ok… me an hour before work” and gas station confusion “Am I a felon if the gas attendant didn’t take my payment…”.
- Resilient: Keeps functioning and enjoying hobbies despite stress and painful hands, e.g. drawing through finger splits “three different splits on two fingers that make screen touching PAINFUL” and still creating art or gaming after exhausting shifts “if i wasn’t scheduled a close and then 6:30 the next day…”.
- Assertive: Sets boundaries and calls out unfair behavior at work, like addressing a difficult 18‑year‑old coworker “how tf are you gonna argue with your superiors like your better and know everything?” and the rude customer requesting a remake “please would be nice you ungrateful cow”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: Regularly expresses frustration and self‑hate over productivity and art, e.g. “every time i open procreate, i stare and do nothing and then hate myself” and “i try so hard and all i get is carpal tunnel and hand cramps (and then i hate myself)”.
- Work‑stressed: Frequent complaints about scheduling, coworkers, and customers suggest chronic burnout, like back‑to‑back shifts “scheduled a close and then 6:30 the next day” and repeated conflicts with younger coworkers “So it’s on again off again beef with a 18 year old?”.
- Impulsive‑spender: Spends quickly on concerts and gacha despite money stress, e.g. “Just spent a little over $100 for concert ticket and food” and using limited resources on pulls while worrying about gems “someone needs to hold me back from pulling for this event ssr jade card… i only have 40 gems rn”.
- Conflict‑prone: Tends to escalate interpersonal issues, as seen in posts about coworkers and customers, like threatening reports “Cry bullying, I’ll call in a report” and wanting to throttle a coworker over phone behavior “made me wanna throttle his throat”.
- Emotionally‑drained: Tweets hint at feeling unwanted or unsafe, such as family uncertainty “I don’t even know if I’m wanted at family functions” and processing assault experiences “soooo my assaulter liked me on hinge” and concert harassment “now I can say I was technically sexually assaulted”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because this user is thoughtful, creative, and often frustrated by the incompetence or unfairness around them, especially at work. Like Lisa, they’re passionate and outspoken about mistreatment, venting about coworkers and customers in tweets like “The 18yo tested me again. Like girl, you ain’t a supervisor and you ain’t paid enough to act like it” and “Google, how tf do I ban the door dasher that sends his kid in… and calls my coworkers slurs in my workplace?”. Their artsy, nerdy side shows in obsessive fandom posts and original characters, such as “grayscale on a diff zzz oc sketch (for my pfp)” and “ive been struggling with my spidersona oc for some reason”, which matches Lisa’s musical and intellectual pursuits. They also wrestle with self-criticism and burnout—“every time i open procreate, i stare and do nothing and then hate myself”—echoing Lisa’s perfectionism and tendency to feel overwhelmed. Finally, their mix of high standards and petty rule-lawyering, as in “how i feel being the girl with the work handbook pdf highlighted for petty against management purposes”, is extremely Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently share animated reactions, personal updates, and ask others to engage, like begging mutuals for comfort pics during a bad shift in “My shift sucks and I’m getting my ass handed to me… Send Choso pics or/and Malleus pics.” and openly recounting concert and work experiences in “Thank god today was a pay day. Just spent a little over $100 for concert ticket and food”. Their interests and commentary are strongly Intuitive: they thrive on fandoms, fantasy and character analysis rather than practical details, like their yume/ship focus in “i will either write my yumeship or fantasize abt it. there is no in between” and meta takes on dubs and casting in “My thoughts as a day 1 Eng player? Very solid cast, I’m pretty happy with it.”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their decisions and rants center on values and emotions—anger at disrespectful customers in “Well I would hope my banana protein matcha tastes milky… And please would be nice you ungrateful cow” and hurt over not feeling wanted at family events in “Atp, I don’t even know if I’m wanted at family functions…”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving rather than structured: they openly wrestle with impulse pulls and money, like “someone needs to hold me back from pulling for this event ssr jade card… the groovy art is making me feral for jade rn”, and joke about procrastination and WIPs in “it’s always mañana with your wips”. Taken together—the energetic social posting, fandom-driven imagination, emotionally charged reactions, and spontaneous, sometimes chaotic approach to work, art, and gacha—ENFP best captures their overall online personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re the “Empress of Raccoons” on your garbage throne, can I be the loyal raccoon who brings you offerings of gamer supps and Malleus pulls instead of shiny trash?
- You keep begging Malleus Draconia to admit he loves you, but you pulled him in a free ten and locked in New Year’s Malleus—at this point I’m more scared of competing with your shrine than your hinge matches.
- You said your AAPI playlist would just be K‑pop demon hunters, two Mitski songs, and a Moana track—if I made you a playlist that fit your Fields of Mistria, Chainsaw Man, and TWST brainrot perfectly, would that earn me at least one of those hinge replies you “forget” to send?
- You complain about splits in your fingertips and carpal tunnel, but every time you force out another spidersona or ZZZ OC sketch, you level‑up your art and my crush at the same time—have you considered letting me be your dedicated hand‑stretch and snack‑break supervisor?
- You went to an Odetari concert, got your gas half‑free, and somehow still question if you’re a felon—if loving a half‑Chinese weeb barista, single cat mom of Miss Marla the Bigback, and 2D men’s whore is a crime, then please, arrest me with 20 pulls and no pity reset.
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Your new Twitter bio
Barista by day, gacha gremlin by night. Half-Chinese cat mom, anime ranter, and tired artist who once pulled a 5★ on a free ten-roll and peaked.– @RamenFanaticSOS
Your signature cocktail
Garbage Throne Yume Fizz
This drink sits on a base of matcha-infused gin for the local weeb barista who survives cursed shifts and nightmare customers, like when they wrote about the banana protein matcha remake and called the customer an “ungrateful cow” “Well I would hope my banana protein matcha tastes milky.”. Lychee liqueur adds a bright, romantic sweetness for the cat-loving, 2D-men-obsessed yume heart who prays at their gacha shrine and boldly declares their love, as in “I KNOW YOU LOVE ME MALLEUS DRACONIA DONT DENY IT” and “you love me, you just don’t know it”. A ribbon of black sesame syrup brings nutty darkness for the burnout, hand pain, and work drama, echoing their carpal tunnel and coworker beef rants like “i try so hard and all i get is carpal tunnel and hand cramps” and “The 18yo tested me again. Like girl, you ain’t a supervisor”. Yuzu soda makes it a fizzy, high-energy pick-me-up that matches their chaotic gamer/gacha hype, from screaming about pulls “i have 20 pulls. i pray to my shrine” to ranting about losing 50/50s “guess who lost her zayen myth 50/50? imma go die”. Finally, a dusting of edible silver glitter crowns the glass like a sparkly raccoon coronet, honoring their self-proclaimed title of trash royalty [“Location: my garbage throne”] and their dramatic reliance on comfort husbandos as “emotional support malleus” to survive the grind “an emotional support malleus to help me through my shift”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows a consistently strong work ethic, stubborn reliability, and a sense of fairness—all classic Hufflepuff traits. They vent about bad shifts but still clearly care about doing their job right, like when they highlight how an 18-year-old coworker isn’t pulling weight and emphasize proper task focus and DTO in “The 18yo tested me again. Like girl, you ain’t a supervisor and you ain’t paid enough to act like it If you care abt dto, then work on the drink I need at window than holding the empty cup for 3 minutes. And you can run drinks out on bar (surprise!) Cookies don’t mean shit”. They’re also meticulous about workplace rules, using the handbook almost as a shield for themselves and coworkers in “how i feel being the girl with the work handbook pdf highlighted for petty against management purposes”, which signals a fairness/justice mindset rather than pure ambition. Their affection and loyalty shine through in how they dote on their cat in “my miss marla is getting a new scratching post, toys and some treats i kiss her head, her tiny head on her FAT CHUBBY FLUFFY BODY THE BIGBACK. just like her mommy :))” and how deeply they care about favorite characters, games, and fandoms, sticking with them over time. Even in conflict, they’re more focused on boundaries and not being disrespected than on domination—see their reaction to being mistreated by customers and delivery drivers in “Google, how tf do I ban the door dasher that sends his kid in to pick it up and gets mad and refuses to show us the receipt and berates and calls my coworkers slurs in my workplace?”. Overall, they read as a loyal, hardworking, fairness-driven Hufflepuff with some spicy, protective edges rather than as an ambition-first Slytherin or a glory-seeking Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish
Their mix of feral fandom, barista rage, and self-deprecating humor fits the dark, dramatic confidence of you should see me in a crown. They literally call themself the “Empress of Raccoons” in their bio and sit on a “my garbage throne”, which mirrors the song’s imagery of twisted royalty owning their chaos. The way they scream about gacha pulls and beloved 2D men, like “I KNOW YOU LOVE ME MALLEUS DRACONIA DONT DENY IT” and “OMG U LOVE SO MUCH MALLEUS JUST ADMIT IT”, has the same obsessive, dramatic intensity. Their barista vents—like “Google, how tf do I ban the door dasher that sends his kid in… and calls my coworkers slurs in my workplace?” and “My coworker walking away in the middle of every order… made me wanna throttle his throat”—show the simmering anger under a composed exterior that the song revels in. Despite exhaustion and self-criticism, such as “every time i open procreate, i stare and do nothing and then hate myself”, they still present themselves loudly and unapologetically online, matching the track’s vibe of hidden power and messy, crown-wearing chaos.
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