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Nelson is the classic schoolyard bully who laughs at others and enjoys jeering; this account similarly mocks groups ('Half my timeline is filled with Indians coping 💀') and seeks easy crowd reactions. Both rely on teasing and derision over nuanced debate, and both derive identity from being contrarian and hard-edged rather than introspective. Nelson's simplicity and penchant for bullying mirror the account's blunt, inflammatory tweets.

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ESTP (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving) fits this account's style: Extraverted — he broadcasts blunt statements publicly ('Nothing I say is satire', 'Ima buy a Mac Pro eventually 🤠'), Sensing — focuses on concrete symbols and immediate concerns like flags and national borders ('i have a rhodesian flag and an alberta flag'), Thinking — uses sharp, judgmental logic over empathy ('South Africa more than ever needs the apartheid system back'), and Perceiving — displays impulsive, reactive posting patterns and informal language ('Ima', 'More then ever we need Rhodesia'). These tweets emphasize direct action and provocation over long-term planning or reflective nuance, matching ESTP tendencies.

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Carstairs local. Albertan first. Collector of old flags and loud opinions. Not here for politeness — here to debate, provoke, and preserve traditions. Backup: @randomisheree– @randomisluckyy

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The 'Prairie Red Ensign' is a no-nonsense, bold drink with a Canadian touch that nods to his stated plan to 'buy the Canadian Red Ensign flag.' Rye whisky reflects Alberta's frontier/cowboy persona (the 🤠 he uses), maple syrup gives a national twist, lemon brightens blunt flavors like his short, punchy tweets, and ginger beer adds a fizzy edge akin to his provocative tone. It's a straightforward, flag-forward cocktail for someone who likes clear symbols and bold tastes.

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Slytherin fits because the account emphasizes preservation of power, exclusive identity, and strategic nostalgia rather than inclusion: he declares 'Albertan Nationalist' and repeatedly argues 'Canada should be for canadians not immigrants', showing a protective, self-oriented worldview. He romanticizes leaders and old systems ('if i could go back in time i would go back to when ian smith was alive'), which matches Slytherin's appetite for legacy and influence. The willingness to provoke and manipulate conversation ('can we please make fun of people who use hotmail and outlook') also lines up with Slytherin traits of cunning and ambition. This is not a valorization of those views, only a personality fit based on observed behavior.

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That track's themes of power, nostalgia for control, and the uneasy desire to dominate match the account's repeated calls for restored regimes and exclusive national control ('More then ever we need Rhodesia', 'Canada should be for canadians not immigrants'). Its measured, knowing tone also fits someone who uses nostalgic slogans to appeal to a sense of lost order.

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