
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: smart, creative, politically aware, and constantly frustrated with the world around them. Like Lisa, they’re nerdy and hyperfixated on media and games, from ranting about Persona (“p4 is the ugly child, ultra ugly child, in persona series”) to overthinking gacha pulls (“decided that 30k is good and pulled to get twins to a1r0 but got jackshit”). They’re also politically and socially conscious, openly distressed about war and genocide (“how can people even raise a hand to commit such crimes”, “how long this genocide has to continue”), which mirrors Lisa’s activism and moral seriousness. Their family frustrations, especially with a conservative father (“dad: YOU MUST COOK YOU’RE A WOMAN WHAT ABOUT HUSBAND AND KIDS” and “dad constantly listens to russian war news I’M SO TIRED OF HEARING THIS”), echo Lisa’s recurring clashes with Homer’s attitudes. Finally, despite all the cynicism and dark humor (“I WILL KILL MYSELF IN 5”, “I M FUCKING DONE, I HAVE FUCKING FEVER NOW WATCH ME”), there’s a clear underlying sensitivity and passion for art, writing, and fandom, which is very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I): their feed centers on solitary hobbies (single‑player games, fic writing, gacha, Blender, SynthV) and online fandom rather than offline socializing, and they describe needing someone to bounce ideas with precisely because their close circle doesn’t share their niche interests, e.g. “i need a person to juggle ff ideas with but my oomfs don't know jackshit either about prsk or persona and i feel like i write some CRINGE BULLSHIIIIIT”. They lean heavily toward intuition (N): they fixate on concepts, headcanons and AUs ("most hideous idea that consumed your brain"), such as “why tf do you need a lot of time, skill and nerves to write a ff that depicts your most hideous idea that consumed your brain its not fair”, and constantly spin hypothetical scenarios about characters and game mechanics, like “if naruru will actually become phantom idol this is a perfect opportunity to give merope a complete freak out animation if u pull her”. Their tone and priorities suggest feeling (F) over thinking: they vent in emotional, value‑laden language about media, politics, and the war in Ukraine, e.g. “блять як на такі злочини у людей руки піднятися можуть” and “у мене ледви вистачає сил на якісь емоції крім глухого напіввідчаю скільки ще цей геноцид має продовжуватися”. They appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently talk about procrastination and chaotic working styles (“погнали нахуй (хотя я наверно через 3 дня заброшу)”), hyperfixations that jump around (“мои последние клетки мозга совещаются, на что мне гиперфиксануться на ближайшие 37 минут 12 секунд”), and messy, reactive engagement with games and projects rather than methodical planning. Overall, they come across as a passionate, idea‑driven, emotionally intense fan who channels a lot of inner life into fandom and creative work, which fits INFP better than neighboring types like INTP or ENFP.

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Fic gremlin with a fever buff. Juggling Persona, PRSK & Silent Hill brainworms between gacha salt and uni leftovers. Any pronouns.– @randomloci

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like their all-caps meltdowns: the overproof dark rum is that explosive, chaotic energy of “I M FUCKING DONE, I HAVE FUCKING FEVER NOW WATCH ME. IM GONNA STOP WRITING THE AU STUFF”. The espresso shot is their wired hyperfixation on fandom and fic, rereading that “one fanfic that keeps me alive” from “это я в 4578222856532ый раз пересчитаю единственный фф по моему отп”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp bitterness for their habit of roasting games and media, like calling P4 “the ultra ugly child” in “p4 is the ugly child, ultra ugly child, in persona series”. The smoked salt rim is the war-trauma and political exhaustion edge behind the shitposting, echoing tweets like “у мене ледви вистачає сил на якісь емоції крім глухого напіввідчаю”. Finally, the cherry syrup drizzle is their dramatic, slightly cringe but deeply earnest fandom heart, shining through in things like “i need a person to juggle ff ideas with… i feel like i write some CRINGE BULLSHIIIIIT” and their chaos-romantic fixation in “я хочу унижать джумина… и уйти в закат с джехи”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as a very chaotic but clearly Ravenclaw-leaning mind: they’re constantly hyperfixating, overthinking, and engaging with media in a very analytical way. They talk about writing fanfic as an intensive craft, complaining that it “needs a lot of time, skill and nerves” to portray a complex idea in their head in “why tf do you need a lot of time, skill and nerves to write a ff that depicts your most hideous idea that consumed your brain its not fair”, which shows both creativity and a perfectionist attitude toward narrative. Their posts about games are also more about system and design than vibes: they nitpick mechanics and controls in Persona and Silent Hill, like “sometimes all i need in life is a cheepest bassboosted micro+dynamic combo in the world bc words are not enough i need to scream in bassboost” coupled with long complaints about P3FES controls and random SH3 deaths, indicating someone who mentally disassembles systems and obsesses over details. They openly frame their brain as a constant idea-machine in “мои последние клетки мозга совещаются, на что мне гиперфиксануться на ближайшие 37 минут 12 секунд”, which is very Ravenclaw: the focus is on what to think about next. Even their academic tweets show resigned but real engagement with theory, like “иду писать реферат на социологию про гендер и поведение зная что уйду на пересдачу” and “поучаствовал блять в олимпиаде… 2) два часа фиксил формат даты 3) полчаса пытался залить на гит так и не залил” – they keep throwing themselves at intellectually demanding tasks even when they expect to suffer. The overall mix of hyperfixations, meta-commentary on fandoms, and obsessive tinkering with both writing and tech points much more strongly to a snarky, burned-out Ravenclaw than to any of the other houses.

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Bury the Light fits them as a chaotic, dramatic anthem that mixes edge, irony, and genuine emotion—exactly their vibe. They oscillate between self‑destructive humor and raw frustration, like in “I M FUCKING DONE, I HAVE FUCKING FEVER NOW WATCH ME. IM GONNA STOP WRITING THE AU STUFF, NOT GONNA EVEN EDIT IT. IF I GET BETTER ILL KILL MYSELF IDK”, which mirrors the song’s over-the-top, death-flirting intensity. Their fixation on games and fandoms (Persona, Silent Hill, Mystic Messenger, gacha hell) shows they love melodramatic narratives and “hyperfixation as survival,” as seen in “это я в 4578222856532ый раз пересчитаю единственный фф по моему отп”. The track’s mix of epic power metal energy and self-aware edge lines up with their tone when they rant about games and tech, like “пиздец меня довели до донатов на 2д мужиков” and “кономи у меня к вам ахуенное предложение, берете первую часть … и делаете ЕБАННЫЙ РЕМЕЙК”. Underneath the shitposting (“shitposting without posting”), there’s persistent anger, burnout, and survival during war and stress, reflected in posts like “у мене ледви вистачає сил на якісь емоції крім глухого напіввідчаю скільки ще цей геноцид має продовжуватися”, which resonates with the song’s theme of enduring through overwhelming darkness. Overall, Bury the Light captures their blend of feral fandom energy, gallows humor, and stubborn persistence.

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