Randomshitip0st
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly address and seek interaction from followers, e.g. “HI NEW FOLLOWERS HII HIIII HI IM AT LIKE 103 FOLLOWERS HII” and “Okay I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight guys..”, and openly share personal struggles like “Sad post and maybe last post for the night How do I stop loosing weight?? … the cancer makes it feel like I'm glued to this bed all day.”. Their imaginative, speculative content and heavy focus on hypotheticals and headcanons (e.g. “Omg. Werewolf Rodrick x human Greg Rodrick just knotting the fuck out of him” and “Last post before bed. Greg gets invited to play spin the bottle …”) indicate an Intuitive preference over concrete Sensing. They show strong emotional reactivity and value-based judgments rather than detached logic, such as “It makes me so happy when people go out of their way to dm me support like omg ur such a sweetie” and “I genuinely hate anti tumblr users they're more annoying than tiktok and twt Antis…”, pointing to Feeling. Their tweeting style is highly spontaneous, chaotic, and in-the-moment—frequently changing topics, starting projects on impulse (“I lied I'm not locking in on my strawpage I started drawing a beautiful fat man”) and joking about overdoing things like strawpages (“Ughhh I hate making strawpages cuz I over do it cuz I LOVE MAKING STRAWPAGES.”)—which fits Perceiving over Judging. Altogether, their social, expressive, fantasy-heavy, emotionally-charged, and spontaneous behavior most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you only like your anime loli waifu, but I saw you begging for birthday wishes and mango offerings—if I show up with a tub of birthday cake ice cream and a bowl of mangos, do I at least get upgraded to side character?
- You said tumblr was built on incest people and that AO3 shouldn’t be censored; clearly you’re dedicated to media freedom. So if I write a 100k-word slow burn fanfic where the main ship is You x Being Happy and Healthy, will you let it be your new canon?
- You tweeted about short-term memory loss from your cancer and still remember hyperspermia Greg lore in vivid detail. If your brain can hold that, maybe it can store one more thing: the fact that I’m rooting for you way harder than any anti on your tl ever could.
- You were devastated about Blush Blush getting nuked from Nutaku—so until you find the uncensored version, I volunteer as your replacement idle boyfriend: you talk about Heffleycest and I’ll just stand here getting progressively more infatuated.
- You said you almost draw the line at snot and that you still have morals, so I promise my kink is simple: clinical-trial-level devotion to you. No shota, no piss, just me forcefeeding you compliments until you finally believe you’re as iconic as your Greg pfp.
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Cancer survivor-in-progress, niche fic + art gremlin, AO3 defender. Once stayed up 24 hrs arguing about Heffleycest meta—and won.– @Randomshitip0st
Your signature cocktail
The Square Root of Dead Dove Delight
The Square Root of Dead Dove Delight is a chaotic, high-proof mashup built for someone who tweets about shota Greg Heffley and cancer updates in the same timeline. The overproof spiced rum matches their intense, unfiltered proship energy and unapologetic kinkposting like “I'm literally gonna overstuff every shota until they're nice and round” and “Greg's cunny getting double pounded by Frank and Rodrick..”. Birthday cake ice cream–infused milk nods to their softness and childlike joy, and of course their declaration that “Birthday cake icecream is the best flavor btw”. Sour cherry liqueur brings a sharp, emotional tang for posts about health and weight like “How do I stop loosing weight?? I've been trying to get back into normal eating habits but my mental health + the cancer makes it feel like I'm glued to this bed all day.”. Cold brew coffee concentrate represents their late-night posting and oscillation between manic horny creativity and exhaustion, as seen in “Okay I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight guys..” and then immediately diving back into wild fantasies. Finally, a black salt & red sugar rim reflects their mix of dark humor and sweetness, fitting someone who can tweet “Child predators please don't follow me. It's insane I have to fucking tweet this.” right next to excited greetings like “HI NEW FOLLOWERS HII HIIII HI IM AT LIKE 103 FOLLOWERS HII”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic dark humor, anger at "normies," and a messy, oversharing online life. They vent about being attacked for their interests and pushed out of their spaces, like when they say they "HATE NORMIES" for coming into their communities and judging them: "I HATE NORMIES I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I WISH THEYD STOP COMING INTO OUR SPACES FUCKKK", which mirrors the song’s resentment toward judgmental outsiders. Their timeline swings between morbidity and jokes, from talking about their cancer and memory issues: "ITS GENUINELY GETTING BAD IM HAVING SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS.. the concept of my cancer getting WORSE" to horny fandom shitposting like "Greg's cunny getting double pounded by Frank and Rodrick..", matching the song’s balance of genuine distress and snotty, irreverent energy. They also describe their social world as constant drama and fear of being "canceled": "Cry because im prolly getting canceled or smth", echoing the song’s theme of being scrutinized and misunderstood. Overall, the defiant, messy, fucked‑up teenager vibe of Teenagers lines up with their mix of oversharing, dark jokes, and frustration with everyone policing them.
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