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Your Simpsons character
Despite being known for her intelligence, the user mirrors Lisa’s more dramatic, angst-ridden episodes where she feels like an isolated outcast in her own family. Much like Lisa’s constant search for validation, the user expresses a deep sense of loneliness, tweeting “i wish i had friends” and often clashing with parents, such as when they stated “i hate my mom so fucking much”. The user’s preoccupation with academic stress and creative pursuits, seen in “trying to study but my neighbour is blasting sex drugs ect on REPEAT”, reflects Lisa’s studious yet frustrated nature. Additionally, the user possesses an intense, non-conformist streak similar to the middle Simpson child, boldly declaring “i'm a fucking unicorn and fuck anybody who say i'm not” in their bio.

Your MBTI personality Type
Xyneon demonstrates a clear Introverted (I) preference through frequent expressions of loneliness and a lack of real-world friends, stating “i wish i had friends”. Their Sensing (S) trait is shown through a focus on physical appearance and immediate sensory experiences, such as missing their “thigh gap so much” and complaining about the “cold weather”. As a Feeling (F) type, their tweets are deeply emotional and reactive, ranging from “i love every single one of you” to intense despair, such as “i feel so worthless”. Finally, the Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their disorganized and impulsive lifestyle, admitting “i pressed snooze 7 times” and reacting to life's events with spontaneous outbursts rather than structured plans.

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Xyneon | Artist & writer. Exploring themes of nostalgia and resilience through digital media. When I’m not at the piano, I’m likely over-caffeinated and overthinking.– @ranoutofmeth

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is an experimental, high-proof roller coaster that captures xyneon’s chaotic energy, starting with a base of Absinthe because “i'm a fucking unicorn and fuck anybody who say i'm not”. The drink is served over plenty of crushed ice since they “slipped on ice”, and features a bitter finish to match the sentiment that “nostalgia is a bitch i want to kill myself”. It’s topped with a sharp blue float for their Blue Lock obsession, though they’d likely complain it’s too mainstream since they think “everyone is fake”. The smoked salt rim pays homage to the time “my classmate stole 2 packs of cigarettes from my friend”, making it the perfect drink for someone who is “nonchalant yo” one minute and crashing out the next.

Your Hogwarts House
Xyneon demonstrates a strong Slytherin focus on self-preservation and status, frequently tweeting about their appearance and social standing, such as being proud that “my bmi is lower than yours 😭” and obsessing over their “lowest weight”. Their blunt, confrontational bio, “i'm a fucking unicorn and fuck anybody who say i'm not”, mirrors the house's characteristic defiance and pride. They exhibit a resourceful, albeit dark, sense of retaliation, shown when they mentioned “my hb ate all of my food in minecraft 😊 i killed his horse”. This combination of intense self-interest, a desire for exclusivity, and a sharp tongue towards those who cross them aligns perfectly with the more impulsive, modern-internet iteration of Slytherin.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's intense struggle with body image and the self-destructive pressure to maintain a certain physique. The lyrics mirror their fixation on weight loss, evidenced by tweets like “i miss my thigh gap so much” and “i miss my lw”. The artist's focus on the pain of being a teenage girl resonates with the user's volatile emotional state and their direct admission: “fuck my eating disorder and fuck the hair loss”. Ultimately, the track captures the mix of vulnerability and frustration seen in their frequent outbursts about feeling “worthless” while desperately seeking external validation.

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