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Your Simpsons character
They match Homer Simpson: intensely emotional, horny, chaotic, and loudly devoted to their obsessions. Their extremely thirsty posts like “gordo enano de mrd te amo haceme tuya” and “i’m just a BIG hole” fit Homer’s unfiltered, id-driven side. The way they talk about their faves with ridiculous affection — “MY GOLDEN SUPERSTAR POOKIE BABY PUPPY” and “little puppy i love u pls don’t shave” — mirrors how Homer worships his comforts (Marge, beer, TV, his teams) in an over-the-top way. Their loud football fandom in tweets like “GOL LA PUTA MADRE” and “HINCHA DEL MORADO HASTA LA MUERTE” is very Homer yelling at the TV over sports. They’re dramatic, impulsive, vulgar but ultimately driven by passion and devotion — all very Homer-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: their timeline is loud, reactive, and heavily oriented around other people, fandoms and live events, rather than private reflection — e.g. football freak‑outs like “GOL LA PUTA MADRE” and thirsting over public figures in tweets like “gordo enano de mrd te amo haceme tuya”. Their bio’s over-the-top, imaginative line “i wanna see the EIGHTH heaven, TENTH heaven, THOUSANDTH heaven !” and recurring hyperbolic fantasies about idols (e.g. “en el 2 así fijo lo dejo embarazado” and “MPREG”) are very Intuitive, focused on exaggeration and possibilities rather than concrete, practical detail. They’re clearly Feeling‑dominated: their posts center on affection, obsession, irritation and moral stance (e.g. “lo feliz que me hace que haya tweets así, aún me parece distopico que se amen rotundamente” and “nunca me harán quererte reino unido JAMÁS”), and even insults are emotionally charged more than logically argued. The tone is impulsive, playful, and chaotic, showing a strong Perceiving preference—lots of in‑the‑moment reactions like “decidí ser feliz e ignorar al real hoy” and spontaneous declarations such as “yo iré a ese tour i am not even joking”, rather than structured plans or orderly updates. Overall, the mix of social energy, imaginative hyperbole, emotional intensity and spontaneity fits ENFP more than any other type.

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Football, loud concerts & AO3 on my lunch break. Once tried to sell a kidney for tickets—now I just scream about my faves from the cheap seats.– @rapdraqon

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and dangerously flirty, just like them screaming “I’m just a BIG hole” while thirsting over their faves. Overproof dark rum brings the knockout strength and unfiltered punch of someone who yells “gordo enano de mrd te amo haceme tuya” without shame. Passionfruit purée is all that hyper-emotional stan love they pour into their idols, like when they say “MY GOLDEN SUPERSTAR POOKIE BABY PUPPY”. Spicy chili-lime syrup represents their filthy, sharp-tongued humor and creative insults, from “gordo puto envidioso” to “viejo ordinario de mierda”. Sparkling rosé is the bubbly, delirious joy of football wins and concert announcements, like “GOL LA PUTA MADRE” and “VENDO RIÑÓN” for tickets. Finally, edible glitter nods to their dramatic, over-the-top, heaven-chasing vibe from their bio, wanting to see the “EIGHTH heaven, TENTH heaven, THOUSANDTH heaven!”

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows intense, almost single‑minded obsession with their faves and ships, which fits Slytherin’s focused, possessive streak. They talk about humiliating themselves strategically for what they want, e.g. “me humillaría públicamente por él ngl at this point”, and fantasize in very direct, goal‑oriented ways like “en el 2 así fijo lo dejo embarazado” and “hija de gordo pajero como te someto de UNA TODA”. There’s a clear readiness to go to extremes to get experiences they want, from selling a kidney for tickets “VENDO RIÑÓN” to declaring "I decided to be happy and ignore the real one" in “decidí ser feliz e ignorar al real hoy”, which is very self‑preservation and self‑prioritizing. They are cutting and ruthless toward people or things they dislike – calling someone an “enanito forrito oportunista” or saying “impresionante como entre más pasa el tiempo más miserable se vuelve el grupo, ponele voluntad y vayan a solo de una vez” – showing Slytherin’s sharp judgment and willingness to voice it. While there’s humor and affection, the dominant tone is ambitious, obsessive, and unapologetically bold in pursuit of desire, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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The song Gasolina fits them because it’s all about loud, unrestrained desire and chaotic, high-energy obsession, which matches the way they tweet about their faves and crushes. Their bio, “Seven heavens? BIG DEAL! i wanna see the EIGHTH heaven, TENTH heaven, THOUSANDTH heaven !”, shows an over-the-top hunger for more intensity, just like the song’s relentless drive. They’re openly horny and dramatic about people they like, calling themselves “a BIG hole” in “i’m just a BIG hole” and writing things like “gordo enano de mrd te amo haceme tuya” and “hagan un video haciendo el amor porfa”. Their timeline is pure, constant stimulation—football screams like “GOL LA PUTA MADRE”, thirsty reactions such as “DIOSMIO SE ME MOVIÓ TODO EL CUERPO”, and unfiltered devotion like “me humillaría públicamente por él ngl at this point”. All of this captures the same wild, unashamed, high-octane vibe that Gasolina represents.

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