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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a rebellious, attention‑seeking teenager who thrives on chaos and shock value, much like the user’s stream of random, provocative posts. The user’s self‑deprecating and angry tweets such as 'im so fucking stupid i feel like im about to puke my guts out' and 'EU ODEIO TODOS HOMOSSEXUAIS' echo Bart’s often brash and hostile humor. Their frequent references to memes, bizarre statements ('I will eat the dead dove'), and the desire for attention ('im 14 btw everyone unfollow me now') match Bart’s habit of posting outrageous pranks and seeking peer reaction. Additionally, the user’s expression of frustration and occasional self‑harm thoughts ('eu ainda fico surpreso com o fato que eu nunca tentei me matar em 2024') reflect the darker, more troubled side of Bart’s character that occasionally surfaces in the show. Overall, the combination of teenage angst, provocative behavior, and chaotic posting style points most directly to Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user focuses on personal feelings and inner life, evident in tweets like 'eu to chorano' and 'im 14 btw everyone unfollow me now', which show introversion. Their statements are grounded in concrete, sensory details such as 'i literally cant lift my arm without feeling sick' and 'i will eat the dead dove', indicating a sensing preference. They often express strong value‑based emotions, for example 'EU ODEIO TODOS HOMOSSEXUAIS' and 'my dead daughter im so sad', reflecting a feeling orientation. The overall pattern is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive posts like 'i will eat the dead dove' and rapid emotional outbursts, suggesting a perceiving lifestyle.

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14-year-old cartoon & meme enthusiast. He/Him. I once convinced my mom Gumball was a real person. Sharing doodles, fan art, and chaotic thoughts.– @rapebobert

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This cocktail embodies the vibrant yet chaotic personality of @rapebobert. The Blue Curacao represents their love for colorful fandoms, while the Coconut Cream adds a creamy, comforting layer, resonating with their desire for connection—"mds eh tao triste nao ter amigos que são cronicamente online igual eu irl [picture]." The lime juice adds a tangy kick, reflecting their unpredictable nature, as seen in "who keeps sending me emojis on my strawpage [picture]." Finally, the splash of Grenadine symbolizes their emotional depth, echoing their heartfelt sentiments like "eu to chorano [picture]."

Your Hogwarts House
Based on the tweets from @rapebobert, Slytherin is the most fitting house due to the user's expressions of ambition and a certain rebelliousness. The tweet 'murder should be legalized [2 pictures]' illustrates a provocative mindset, suggesting a willingness to challenge established norms, which aligns with Slytherin traits. Additionally, their feelings of exclusivity, as shown in 'just blocked someone cause they ship tobias x masami [picture]', demonstrate a strong sense of loyalty to their specific interests and friend groups, characteristic of Slytherin. Furthermore, their frequent references to interpersonal conflict and critique of social dynamics, such as 'tobias CONSTANTLY harasses girls and breaks people's boundaries but he would NEVER rape someone no no no; ; [picture]', reflect a strategic perspective often associated with Slytherin.

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The tweets repeatedly describe feeling alienated and self‑described as a 'freak', 'creep', and 'weirdo', which mirrors the opening line of Radiohead’s 'Creep' ('I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo'). Their expression of being disconnected – 'lately everyday feels like a blur bro im not even real' – aligns with the song’s theme of not belonging. The recurring dark humor and self‑destructive thoughts ('eu ainda fico surpreso com o fato que eu nunca tentei me matar em 2024', 'I quickly became homophobic. Hating on gay people became part of my lifestyle') echo the self‑loathing and inner turmoil in the lyrics. The chorus’s confession of feeling out of place ('What the hell am I doing here?') captures the overall mood of the account, making 'Creep' by Radiohead a fitting match.

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