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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant self‑destructive urges and substance‑use cravings (e.g., "need to shoot up heroin rn man", "19 pills of benadryl locked it in", "i need to be beaten black and blue and hear my bones snap with every hit") echo Homer’s well‑known binge‑drinking and impulsive, reckless behavior. Their frequent suicidal thoughts and hopeless venting ("I need to fucking die man", "im js gonna rip my eyes out of my skull atp man") mirror Homer’s occasional bouts of despair and dark humor. The pattern of wildly fluctuating mood—despair one moment, hopeful love the next ("he is everything to me", "he stayed with me even when i was self destructing and overdosing")—parallels Homer’s deep, if flawed, devotion to Marge despite his chaotic life. Like Homer, the user mixes profanity, sarcasm, and absurdity while coping with mental pain, making Homer the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's communication is deeply inward‑focused, as seen in tweets like 'i often feel like i've taken all my followers and held them hostage to see all my idiot posting', suggesting an introverted style. Their interest in abstract meaning and symbolism—evident in 'watching portrait of a lady on fire changed me fundamentally' and the abortion symbolism tweet—points to an intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, illustrated by 'i logically know it's not true but my brain and my body and my heart are all telling me it's real' and 'i want to hate him but i just love him', indicating a feeling (F) orientation. The chaotic, unplanned nature of posts such as 'i havent even started packing yet and i leave tomorrow morning' reflects a perceiving (P) approach.

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2am poet & Wordle wizard (solved one in 2 guesses while crying over my puppy). Mental health advocate, cat lover, indie film fan. Authentic vibes.– @raquelistired

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This cocktail captures Raquel's chaotic mix of darkness and fleeting moments of pleasure, echoing their raw outburst 'fuck my fucking life dude' and the yearning for intense sensations like 'i need to be beaten black and blue and hear my bones snap with every hit'. The black vodka mirrors the deep, troubled feelings they warn about in their bio and tweets such as 'i am severely disturbed and deeply troubled.. proceed with caution'. Coffee liqueur adds the stoner vibe proudly claimed in 'degenerate perverted stoner kitty', while the chili-infused simple syrup reflects the self-destructive urges and the heat of their emotional storms. Absinthe brings a psychedelic edge, recalling the transformative impact of 'watching portrait of a lady on fire changed me fundamentally' and their love for intense, mind-bending experiences. A splash of blood orange juice adds a bright, bittersweet note of longing for their 'puppyboy', echoing the devotion in 'he is everything to me'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows deep loyalty and devotion to a specific person, saying “he stayed with me even when i was self destructing and overdosing and crying … he never gave up on me” and “my friend gave me his bulbasaur plushie so i can have something to remember him by.” They also express a strong desire to improve and keep trying, as in “im getting better and i will continue to get better.” These traits of steadfast loyalty, patience, and hard‑working perseverance are hallmarks of Hufflepuff. While they experience intense emotional turmoil, the core drive to support others and stay committed aligns most closely with Hufflepuff values.

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The song 'Hurt' captures the raw self‑destruction and hopelessness expressed in raquel's timeline. Their tweet "i need to be beaten black and blue and hear my bones snap with every hit" mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." Their repeated pleas for death – "i NEED to fucking die man." – echo the refrain "What have I become?" The reference to drug use "need to shoot up heroin rn man" aligns with the line "The needle tears a hole," and the feeling of being trapped in a mental ward "as much as i'd rather die than be locked up in the psych ward ever fucking again i honestly probably deserve that torture" reflects the song’s bleak introspection. At the same time, the yearning for love in tweets like "he is everything to me" resonates with the haunting longing that runs through the song’s final verses.

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