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Homer Simpson is known for his love of food and impulsive, over‑the‑top reactions, just like the user who tweets 'im so hungry' and 'i love dr pepper so much'. The user’s frequent outbursts about games, e.g., 'this game is so janky bro...' and 'my life hasn't been the same since the cucktroon', echo Homer's classic 'D'oh!' moments of frustration. Their self‑deprecating comment 'I have gaslit myself into thinking I'm horrible at driving' mirrors Homer's reputation as a terrible driver. The sudden tech‑switch 'no more windows byebye' and the dramatic hatred of cars, trains and buses echo Homer's impulsive decisions and exaggerated complaints. Overall, the chaotic, meme‑filled, food‑obsessed, and easily frustrated tone matches Homer best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication style is clearly extroverted, constantly broadcasting personal thoughts and emotions such as "my life hasn't been the same since the cucktroon" and "just have to get this out now because of the recent posts ..." which shows a need to share experiences publicly. Their information processing leans toward intuition, jumping between abstract, future‑oriented ideas like "if life was perfect I wouldn't get spontaneous temporary Alzheimer's when confronted with math" and whimsical observations such as "THE TREES ARE WAKING UP." Decision‑making appears driven by feeling, with statements rooted in personal values and emotions, for example "I love dr pepper so much" and "I hate summer with ever fiber of my being." Finally, their lifestyle is perceiving and spontaneous, evident in impulsive updates like "im finishing this shit its been like 7 months since i last played" and "it's not even been a week and now I'm installing arch on my old laptop," indicating a flexible, go‑with‑the‑flow approach.

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21 | she/her | Dutch gamer & Linux tinkerer | Arch boosted Warframe performance | Pancake & Dr Pepper aficionado | #RainWorld fan– @RareEpicness

Your signature cocktail
The Sloppy Walrus Chaos cocktail captures @RareEpicness’s love for chaotic gaming rants and snack‑filled marathons, just like they declared, "im so fucking hungryyyy i was at the store today but there was legitimately NOTHING the shelves were empty all i could get was pringles pancake mix dr pepper and mushrooms for soup and i already ate the pringle and soup". A strong vodka base mirrors the triumph they felt when they posted, "got warframe to work with better performance on linux than windows despite having an nvidia gpu very very very very happy". We sweeten it with maple syrup and a splash of Dr Pepper, paying homage to their confession, "i love dr pepper so much" and their constant pancake cravings. A dash of blue curaçao adds the ‘blue girl’ meme vibe they despised, as they wrote, "get this blue girl off my timeline man I don't fucking care". Finally, a touch of Angostura bitters gives the drink a bitter edge, echoing their gritty rants like, "my life hasn't been the same since the cucktroon" and "the muppets performance was the best part".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong curiosity and love for learning, as seen in tweets like "its not even been a week and now I'm installing arch on my old laptop" and "got warframe to work with better performance on linux than windows despite having an nvidia gpu very very very very happy," indicating a Ravenclaw mindset. They dive deep into game lore, writing detailed analyses such as "watcher lore thread because its 6 am and im wide awake because i cant stop thinking about what the hell happened in that dlc. wrote a big discord message with a bunch of points," reflecting intellectual pursuit. Their appreciation for creative performances like "the muppets performance was the best part" and whimsical observations like "THE TREES ARE WAKING UP" highlight a love for wit and imagination. While they sometimes display edgy humor, the dominant pattern is a quest for knowledge and clever problem‑solving, exemplified by their tech tinkering and lore analysis. These traits align most closely with Ravenclaw's values of wisdom, ingenuity, and a thirst for understanding.

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The user’s intense devotion to survival‑focused games like Rain World is clear when they tweet 'just finished the watcher, this update is FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there’s no way I’ll ever love a game more than rain world, nothing will even come close' and even refer to a 'friend fell in the leg pit during his first survivor playthrough #Rainworld', directly echoing the song’s title. Their determination to keep playing despite frustration shows up in 'im finishing this shit its been like 7 months since i last played because i got bored but this game awards pushed me over the edge i cannot wait hate on it every second until i see the credits', mirroring the lyric 'I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up'. The shift to Linux with 'no more windows byebye' and 'got warframe to work with better performance on linux than windows' reflects a personal break‑away, reinforcing the empowerment theme of 'Survivor'. Overall, the chorus 'I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up' captures the user’s resilient, gaming‑centric mindset and their refusal to quit.

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