Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Niche expertise: Demonstrates deep knowledge of satirist Tom Lehrer, running a dedicated lyric account and sharing historical facts about his career.
- Self-deprecating humor: Shows humility by labeling their own creative work as “incredibly embarrassing 'ART'” and inviting others not to bully them.
- Artistic engagement: Actively participates in various subcultures and fanbases, from folk music appreciation to creating hand-drawn profile pictures.
- Honest vulnerability: Openly discusses personal struggles with social anxiety and the difficulties of navigating transgender identity.
- Strong convictions: Maintains clear boundaries and tastes, explicitly stating a “DNI” (Do Not Interact) for nu-metal fans and other groups they dislike.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive health choices: Admits to dangerous habits like drinking on an empty stomach and considering smoking to lower their voice.
- Negative body image: Expresses intense dissatisfaction with their physical appearance, lamenting that they “still look like a foid” despite their efforts.
- Social desperation: Frequently posts pleas for attention, such as asking if “someone can interact with me im so freaking bored”.
- Intra-community hostility: Publicly vents frustration toward their own community, stating that they “just hate transtwt” due to perceived behavioral issues.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Fitz is a socially conscious intellectual with a niche passion for mid-century satire and folk music, frequently oscillating between “comedic genius” and existential despair. They share a cynical, anti-establishment worldview, seen when Fitz quotes Tom Lehrer lyrics like “don't say that hes hypocritical, say rather that hes apolitical” to mock political posturing. Despite their sharp tongue, Fitz possesses a sensitive side, admitting they are “genuinely on the verge of tears” over their favorite artist's retirement. Their preoccupation with authenticity and rejection of mainstream trends, such as demanding people “DNI NU METAL FANS”, mirrors Lisa’s own struggles to find like-minded peers in a world she finds “lame as hell”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Fitz demonstrates Introversion through a focus on solitary hobbies like “typing the lyrics as they play” and expressing social anxiety, such as fearing they “look like an asshole” because they can't tell if people are talking to them. Their Intuition is evident in their fixation on abstract themes and fan theories, like analyzing “trans Tom Lehrer” concepts rather than just concrete facts. The Feeling trait is prominent in their emotionally charged language, frequently saying they are “sobbing” or “on the verge of tears” over their interests. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through a spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness tweeting style and an admitted lack of focus, often tweeting because they are “so freaking bored” and seeking immediate interaction.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Tom Lehrer record? Because I promise I’ll never hatewatch you—I’ll just sit here and giggle at all your jokes like I'm in the front row of the 1960s.
- I’m no transvestigator, but I’ve done the research and it’s 100% confirmed: you’re the hottest Tom Lehrer fan on this entire godforsaken app.
- If you need someone to interact with so you’re not so freaking bored, I’d happily spend National Brotherhood Week being more than just a #brother to you.
- Forget the iPod in Boston—if you let me be your 'best friend,' we can go to Mexico four times and I'll even let you have the top bunk and the better pen.
- You don't need to take up smoking to lower your voice for me; I already think you're peak, and I don't even need the right context to say it.
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Digital archivist of 1960s satire and rare CDs. Once convinced a local seller to part with a vintage iPod for $35. Dedicated to the legacy of Tom Lehrer.– @ratboy_fitzroy
Your signature cocktail
The Poisoning Pigeons in the Ivy-League FTM
This experimental cocktail reflects a 'skinhead for the time being' with an obsession for 1950s satire. The charcoal creates a dark, punk look for someone who says “here's some incredibly embarrassing 'ART' I made PLEASE DONT BULLY ME WITH IT”, while the gin provides the sophisticated bite of their favorite mathematician-satirist. The bitter IPA topper honors their “familial ties to ska”, even if they aren't a fan themselves. It’s served in a vintage glass because, as they note while swooning over archival audio, “his voice is so enchanting oh wow”. Finally, it’s best enjoyed while pondering why “y he sit so gay” and shouting Tom Lehrer lyrics 'off the dome'.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Fitz demonstrates a classic Ravenclaw obsession with niche historical subjects and intellectual deep-dives, specifically regarding the life and discography of Tom Lehrer. He exhibits a sharp, analytical wit and a drive for accuracy, lamenting when he “MISS TYPED THE LYRIC ON MY Tom Lehrer DAILY LYRIC ACCOUNT BC I LOWKIRK DO THEM OFF THE DOME”. His creativity is evident in his unique artistic hobbies, such as how he's “developed a new hobby where I type the lyrics as they play” and his detailed knowledge of industry trivia, like why Lehrer “made it while working on the television show That Was The Week That Was, because they censored him”. This combination of specific technical interests—down to being a connoisseur of the “best pen to ever be produced”—marks him as a student of the eccentric and the scholarly.
Your movie
Your song
National Brotherhood Week - Tom Lehrer
Given that Fitz identifies as a “skinhead for the time being” and explicitly labels their account a “Tom Lehrer fanpage,” Lehrer’s satirical masterpiece National Brotherhood Week is the perfect fit. They are so immersed in Lehrer's discography that they even asked, “national brotherhood week soon 👀👀 who wants to be my #brother” and frequently tweet lyrics from the dome. The song's cynical, biting humor matches Fitz's own blunt social commentary, seen in posts where they joke about political figures like “Kissinger” or their own experiences with “transtwt.” Ultimately, the track captures the exact blend of 1960s folk-satire and modern trans-masculine punk energy that defines their online presence.
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