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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, dramatic, and funny while still clearly affectionate toward their interests and friends. Their over-the-top, half-joking self-destruction and threats—like saying “If Margie doesn't win I'm actually hanging myself Infront of Mr netase” or “I'm killing myself I accidentally logged out and now all of my drafts are gone… This is like burning the library of Alexandria”—fit Bart’s flair for melodrama and mischief. They also have a rebellious, slightly mean sense of humor, as in “I hope you get attacked by wolves . Outfit from Amazon ass.” and “I'm bombing netase headquarters”, which tracks with Bart’s prankster, anti-authority streak. At the same time, they’re deeply devoted to their hyperfixations and friends, shown by posts like “I LOVE MY OOMFS!!! … Guys be my friend I swear I'm cool sometimes and mildly funny.” and their obsessive love for characters like Margie and Amanda. The mix of edgy jokes, fannish obsession, and underlying warmth makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often talk about being scared to interact with others and craving connection from a distance, e.g. “I LOVE MY OOMFS!!! EBEN THO IM SCARED TO INTRACT WITH THEM ILY YALL!! Guys be my friend I swear I'm cool sometimes and mildly funny. Leans on expensive car”, which suggests social anxiety and inward focus rather than effortless external engagement. Their interests and language strongly suggest Intuition (N): they fixate on fictional characters, symbolism, and abstract dramatic statements like “Everything sucks world is a harsh, cold, cruel place Amanda S tier is a myth a sirens song meant only to lull the desperate into believing life is worth living.”, prioritizing imaginative narratives over concrete, practical details. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: most tweets are driven by intense emotional reactions and attachment to characters (e.g. “Becoming a believer of Christ dedicating my whole life to Amanda opening a church in the name of Amanda if she comes home.”) and they dramatize their inner state rather than constructing logical arguments. Their lifestyle and tone suggest Perceiving (P): they describe finishing a midterm “in a frenzy” and then getting sick (“I finish my midterm assignment in a frenzy, and now I’m sick”), complain about lost drafts as chaos rather than a failure of planning (“I accidentally logged out and now all of my drafts are gone… This is like burning the library of Alexandria”), and constantly jump between hyperfixations and spontaneous creative urges like “I wanna draw. So many stuff so little time .. urrrgghr.. I shall toeture joker for this mild inconvenience”. Putting this together, the mix of inward emotional intensity, fantasy focus, dramatic value-driven language, and somewhat chaotic, spur-of-the-moment behavior aligns best with INFP.

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19 • Artist & fandom rambler. Once thought Ellen DeGeneres was “Ellen Degenerate” and I’ve been chasing that level of unintentional comedy ever since.– @RatticusRemus

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—perfect for someone who says things like “Everything sucks world is a harsh, cold, cruel place Amanda S tier is a myth a sirens song meant only to lull the desperate into believing life is worth living. Fuck my stupid baka life I'm bombing netase headquarters”. Spicy jalapeño-infused tequila channels that explosive, dramatic energy and their tendency to threaten violence in hyperbolic ways, like “If Margie doesn't win I'm actually hanging myself Infront of Mr netase”. Electric blue curaçao captures the neon, alien, 𝟙𝟡-year-old chaos of their bio and the way they declare, “Life is beautiful maybe. I'm being hand fed so man y goodies.”. Sour cherry liqueur stands for the mix of sweetness and bitterness in their fandom obsessions, as seen when they both adore and suffer over ships and characters like in “Nygmobs doodle page I can’t figure out how to draw them someone put me in a cage and light it on fire I lobe whatever is wrong with them”. Lychee juice adds a deceptively soft, pretty layer, mirroring their enthusiasm for cute/beautiful characters—“She's literally so beautiful she's glowing it cannot be legal everyone look at her now”—and their kandi-bracelet, plush-loving softness in “Lalala making weepymarg and nymobblepot Kandi bracelets life is so good I will be so swag in class”. The Pop rocks–salt rim is there because their mind-signal is literally “𝘂𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲✄” and every sip should feel like a tiny chaotic explosion, the drink equivalent of “I'm killing myself I accidentally logged out and now all of my drafts are gone. This is like burning the library of Alexandria”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posting style is intensely impulsive, dramatic, and ride-or-die about their fixations, which aligns closely with Gryffindor’s reckless bravery and big feelings. They frequently jump to over-the-top, self-endangering language like “If Margie doesn't win I'm actually hanging myself Infront of Mr netase” and “I'm killing myself I accidentally logged out and now all of my drafts are gone. This is like burning the library of Alexandria”, showing a flair for melodramatic, consequences-be-damned reactions rather than cautious self-preservation. Their tone toward disliked things is confrontational and combative, as in “Everything sucks… Fuck my stupid baka life I'm bombing netase headquarters” and “I hope you get attacked by wolves . Outfit from Amazon ass.”, which reads more like hot-headed venting than calculated Slytherin scheming. At the same time, they’re intensely loyal and protective of their special interests and faves, e.g., “Becoming a believer of Christ dedicating my whole life to Amanda opening a church in the name of Amanda if she comes home.” and “I LOVE MY OOMFS!!! … Guys be my friend I swear I'm cool sometimes and mildly funny.”, but that loyalty is expressed in loud, dramatic stanning rather than quiet Hufflepuff steadiness. Their creativity and fandom meta (like designing Joker tattoos and ships) show some Ravenclaw traits, but the dominant impression is a passionate, chaotic person who leads with feelings and bold declarations, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.

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MARINA’s Teen Idle fits them because it balances melodramatic humor, self‑destructive jokes, and intense fixation, which matches their posting style. They oscillate between over-the-top despair like “Everything sucks world is a harsh, cold, cruel place… Fuck my stupid baka life I'm bombing netase headquarters” and darkly comic threats such as “If Margie doesn't win I'm actually hanging myself Infront of Mr netase”, mirroring the song’s dramatized teen nihilism. Their bio, “ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏsᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴅs… signal: 𝘂𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲✄”, lines up with the song’s themes of mental chaos and identity crisis. Hyperfixations and fandom spirals, like “I apologize agaib I tend to be overly excited and enthusiastic. About my hyperfixations gothoomfs find me dm me talk to me.” and “I apologize to all IDV oomfs for the time I eventually start posting about nygmobblepot like these is no tomorrow. I will be insufferable.”, echo the song’s mix of longing, obsession, and self-aware messiness. Their combination of dark jokes, theatrical sadness, and obsessive love for characters feels exactly like the emotional landscape of Teen Idle.

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