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The user’s grandiose delusions of being a world‑changing visionary, as seen in the tweet "I will change the course of the world, i am the next Visionary, I am the next 88," mirror Mr. Burns’s constant schemes to dominate Springfield and beyond. Their contempt for humanity – "only reason i train is so when i hit the heil i mogg all Jews" – echoes Burns’s disdain for the "plebeians" he exploits for profit. The isolation expressed in "NEETLAND" and the feeling of emptiness ("I feel empty. I dont know what i think.") reflect Burns’s lonely existence in his mansion, cut off from ordinary social life. Both display a twisted moral justification for harmful actions, as the user writes "A christian nation is no longer christian… Why save lives that are ‘worthless’ when you can profit from illness?" similar to Burns’s merciless business ethics. Finally, the user’s desire for power and conquest ("i want to settle down on a farm… but at the same time i have the urge to conquer the world") aligns with Mr. Burns’s perpetual quest for control.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often focusing on internal thoughts and personal grievances, as seen in 'Havent spoken to a woman in 5 years' and 'I genuinely dont care.' Their language is abstract and future‑oriented, emphasizing grand visions like 'I will change the course of the world' and philosophical musings such as 'The world you live in is just an illusion,' which points to an intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making appears logical and detached, favoring analysis over emotion, illustrated by statements like 'only reason i train is so when i hit the heil i mogg all Jews' and 'I would rather die in pain knowing that i tried to live a righteous life' that ignore empathetic concerns. Finally, the erratic, spontaneous style and contradictory desires—'I want to settle down on a farm close to a forest but at the same time i have the urge to conquer the world' and frequent random tweet topics—suggest a perceiving (P) approach rather than a structured judging style. Together these traits align best with the INTP personality type.

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Anime fan, math nerd, budding coder. Coffee-fueled nature lover who once tried to code a farm simulation after a 2L soda binge. #DreamBig– @Raypistering

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This chaotic cocktail, dubbed the 'Certified Tweeker's Toxic Tonic', mixes Mountain Dew for the high‑sugar rush the tweeker craves ('why are peaters sleeping on Mountain Dew? High sugar, nice carbonation'), a shot of vodka echoing the self‑declared love of meth ('i <3 Math and I <3 Meth'), and a splash of heavy cream to reflect the daily litre of milk they boast about. A dust of edible silver glitter honors the mantra 'Silver is the play', while a splash of blue curaçao gives the drink a slime‑like hue, nodding to their obsession with anime like Overlord and 'Reincarnated as a Slime' ('The more i catch up on whats happening the more i see that the world is really a long Anime…'). The final touch is the promise of a visionary, rebellious spirit who claims 'I will change the course of the world, i am the next Visionary, I am the next 88.' Together, the drink is sweet, bitter, and oddly shimmering—mirroring the tweeker’s chaotic mix of emptiness, ambition, and self‑destruction.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently expresses a strong desire for power, dominance and personal ambition, such as "I will change the course of the world, i am the next Visionary, I am the next 88" and "i want to settle down on a farm close to a forest but at the same time i have the urge to conquer the world." They also focus on self‑enhancement and resourcefulness, stating "only reason i train is so when i hit the heil i mogg all Jews" and mentioning plans to buy hormones to experiment. Their rhetoric about being a leader and joining a cabal to overthrow others reinforces a Slytherin‑like pursuit of status and control. The overall tone lacks the loyalty or collaborative spirit of Hufflepuff and the intellectual curiosity of Ravenclaw, aligning best with Slytherin values.

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The song 'Numb' by Linkin Park captures the sense of emptiness, apathy and yearning for purpose that dominates Raypistering’s timeline. In tweets they write, "I feel empty. I dont know what i think." and "I genuinely dont care." which echo the lyric "All I want to do is be someone else" and the feeling of being numb. Their grandiose self‑image – "I will change the course of the world, i am the next Visionary" – clashes with the numbness described in the chorus, mirroring the internal conflict in the song. The line "When i get sick (usually once per year) I get pushed to my true self" reflects the brief surge of emotion that the song describes before slipping back into numbness. Overall, the themes of alienation, self‑doubt and a desperate desire to feel alive match the mood of 'Numb'.

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