Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Constant enthusiasm for UU and Devious Duo, e.g., “I FUCKING LOVE SPOKE!!!!”.
- Creative Voice: Shares imaginative takes and designs, like proposing MILGRAM x Umstable roster in “MILGRAM x Umstable would be so COOL NGL?”.
- Protective Friend: Defends creators and friends, e.g., calling out invasive shipping in “Cant get over a parfies shipper...”.
- Humorous Flair: Leans into jokes and memes, shown by self-referential posts like “Im funny #lovingmyself”.
- Emotionally Honest: Open about feelings, as in “I miss melt alot i wish i didnt fuck everythung up”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Language: Frequent intense outbursts, e.g., “Kill elon musk idgaf amymore”.
- Volatile Mood: Rapid swings between excitement and despair, as seen in “Im gonna die soon”.
- Conflict-Oriented: Often escalates disagreements, such as “We have to kill mcyt fans”.
- Self-Critical: Harsh on personal behavior, e.g., “Fuck im gross”.
- Academic Burnout: Repeated quitting school statements like “Im quitting school brah”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as sharp, idealistic, and socially aware in a very Lisa-like way, mixing righteous anger with internet brainrot. Like Lisa ranting about ethics, they call out boundaries and entitlement in fandom, e.g. criticizing people who ship real YouTubers with each other as creepy in “I h8 looking for ao3 fics for uu cuz why is half of them the cast having sex w eachother pls stop!!! Youre creepy!!!” and defending creators’ comfort in “parrot interacts w the fandom and he's NOT OKAY w seeing ships of himself. How entitled can someone be??💔”. They’re also very earnest about their interests (UU, MILGRAM, Uma Musume, specific streamers) and overanalyze scenes in a way that feels like Lisa dissecting books or movies, as in their detailed emotional read on a scene: “My heart wrenched so badly during this scene... dude i was bawling, if you look at it this way it looks like spoke is abt to jump If you look at it in the lens of his threat its a suicide bombing”. At the same time, there’s underlying vulnerability and stress about school and life—seen in posts like “Fuck school” and “I'm dissociated as fuck im dissociated as fuck im dissociated. As fuck.”—which fits Lisa’s mix of high-achieving intensity and emotional overload. Their mix of moral stances (e.g. “Kill elon musk idgaf amymore”), niche passions, and self-aware humor about their own fixation on media makes Lisa Simpson the closest match among the main characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Extroversion (E): Their feed is full of high-energy fandom interactions, caps-lock reactions, and direct calls to others, suggesting they recharge through social engagement (e.g., “Yello I made a new acc… Anyone wanna have it”). Intuition (N): They constantly riff on speculative or meta takes about characters and fandom lore rather than describing concrete experiences (e.g., “The concept of yters having last names… if spokes real name isnt spoke surname ishere ill lose it”). Feeling (F): Their judgments are framed through emotional appeals and empathy, attacking behavior they find creepy or disrespectful (e.g., “I h8 looking for ao3 fics… You’re creepy!!!”). Perceiving (P): They embrace spontaneity, frequent impulsive pivots, and little planning, such as “Im quitting school brah” or “Thinking of a username change again LOLLL”, which show flexible, reactive behavior. Combining these traits points to the ENFP profile: socially expressive, idea-driven, values-oriented, and improvisational in daily life.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re recruiting for that DEVIOUS DUO support group, I volunteer as tribute—my sole qualification is worshipping UU chestplate redesigns on command.
- You hate hunting AO3 fics where everyone’s busy hooking up; how about we write our own fic where the only plot twist is us sharing the last patchbreakers cameo?
- Since you’re oscillating between dropping out and sprinting back to UP Diliman, let me be your study buddy who majors in cheering you on and minors in making you laugh at 3 a.m.
- If wemmbu fans are wubboxes, call me your limited-edition merch: I light up every time you say ‘Spoke’ and I’m battery-powered by your rants.
- You opened a UU/Milgram/uma alt and I opened my heart; let’s crosspost the collab, credit kvimim, and trend under #lovingmyselftogether.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Multi-fandom analyst chronicling UU lore, Milgram meltdowns, and art detours—former patchbreaker, current devious duo fact-checker, still hunting sane fic recs.– @Rayswayatplay
Your signature cocktail
Devious Duo Double-Shot
Electric blue curaçao-spiked calamansi fizz captures their loud UU stan energy and the chaos of declaring “EXECUTION TOMORROW GAAHJSJDHW RRHRHRBBRG”, while citrusy calamansi nods to the Filipino slang peppered through their timeline. Espresso-infused pandan syrup mirrors the late-night rant stamina behind posts like “I h8 looking for ao3 fics… pls stop!!!”, mixing sweet nostalgia with caffeinated bite. Sparkling yuzu tonic brings a jittery fizz that fits their experimental oshikatsu takes such as “Oshikatsu is all abt showing ur love… why would there be rules”. Pink peppercorn smoke adds a sharp burn for the combative humor of “We have to kill mcyt fans” and “Kill elon musk idgaf amymore”, drifting over the glass like a threat meme come to life.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
“I h8 looking for ao3 fics for uu cuz why is half of them the cast having sex w eachother pls stop!!! Youre creepy!!!” shows blunt courage in calling out behavior they find wrong despite potential backlash. “Kill elon musk idgaf amymore” reflects boldness in voicing extreme opinions publicly. “Kill elon musk idgaf amymore” reflects boldness in voicing extreme opinions publicly. “We have to kill mcyt fans” again underscores their fiery, confrontational stance. “I dont care abt uu!doomsday yeah. I dont care. Theyre not important to me or anything. They dont depress me or anything. They dont have a special spot in my heart or anything” betrays passionate loyalty beneath bravado, reinforcing a classic Gryffindor mix of intensity and protective energy.
Your movie
Your song
*Bury Me Alive* - Weathers
Bury Me Alive fits their volatile, fandom-obsessed energy and self-aware chaos: they flip between devotion and exhaustion, yelling “I FUCKING LOVE SPOKE!!!!” yet also ““im dropping tf out holy shir”. The song’s anxious urgency mirrors how they spiral over UU and Devious Duo, e.g., ““EXECUTION TOMORROW GAAHJSJDHW RRHRHRBBRG”,” while still craving the drama. Its lyrics about being overwhelmed but unable to disengage suit their mix of obsession and angst seen when they scream ““I dont care abt uu!doomsday yeah. I dont care… They dont have a special spot in my heart or anything””—obvious protest too much. The song’s gritty indie-pop vibe also matches their irreverent posts tearing into fandom behavior, like ““Kill elon musk idgaf amymore”. Finally, the chorus’s plea for release reflects their repeated venting about burnout and dissociation such as ““I'm dissociated as fuck im dissociated. As fuck.”.
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