
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, who is rebellious, chaotic, and often masking deeper pain with jokes and impulsive behavior. Like Bart yelling at authority, this user snaps at their mom in tweets like “SHUTTT UPP MOMMMM SILENCE FROM YOU YOURE CUT OFF FROM TALKING”, showing defiance and frustration with family. They chase risky or taboo experiences, similar to Bart’s constant rule-breaking, with posts like “Im gon try vape today hooray” and “how do people get weed..”. At the same time, there’s a lot of emotional turmoil under the surface, reflected in “i was NOT supposed to make it past 13 let alone 14 let me die already”, which parallels Bart’s occasional moments of vulnerability and feeling misunderstood. Their desire for attention, new mutuals, and community, as in “100 oomfd HOORAY” and “if youre thinking about restarting on another account do it i have sm new oomfs”, also fits Bart’s need to be seen, liked, and surrounded by peers.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): although they actively seek mutuals, it’s mostly via online niches and small circles rather than big social scenes, as seen in “#shtwt moot me #edtwt moot me #shedtwt moot me #kleptotwt moot me #slittwt moot me #suicidetwt moot me” and “if youre thinking about restarting on another account do it i have sm new oomfs”, which suggests curated, parasocial interaction more than broad extroversion. Their posts show Intuition (N) in the way they move quickly to big-picture, existential or hypothetical themes instead of concrete detail, like “i was NOT supposed to make it past 13 let alone 14 let me die already” and the reflective “sometimes i forget people and even i can get triggered by things and its not like some 2020 sensitive thing”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by emotion, self-worth, and relationships, for example “i feel bad for breaking up with her sigh” and “I miss my friendssuhh”, and even their rant at a parent in “SHUTTT UPP MOMMMM SILENCE FROM YOU YOURE CUT OFF FROM TALKING” is about emotional overload, not logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): they act impulsively and in the moment (trying substances, restarting accounts, rapidly collecting mutuals) such as “Im gon try vape today hooray” and “if youre thinking about restarting on another account do it”, with no sign of long-term planning or structured goals. Altogether, the introspective, emotionally intense, niche-online, and spontaneous style aligns best with INFP.

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Ray | 14 | Malta — collector of near-miss stories, mini milestones & new oomfs. Here for late-night rambles, BSD talk, and surviving one day at a time.– @rayzai_

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic transition of a 14-year-old navigating the darker corners of the internet. The base reflects their deep immersion in 'shedtwt,' specifically the jarring achievement of “reaching mini styro”, while the fizzy tonic mirrors their social anxiety about being “on cooldown” while following new 'oomfs.' Despite the bitterness of claiming they “was NOT supposed to make it past 13”, the drink is topped with a trendy vapor cloud because they are “so excited” to try vaping. It is a high-contrast, experimental blend for someone who finds community in shared triggers and “100 oomfd HOORAY” celebrations.

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The overall tone of @rayzai_’s timeline points most strongly to Gryffindor, especially in terms of impulsiveness and emotional boldness. They speak in a very unfiltered, confrontational way, like when they snap at their mom in “SHUTTT UPP MOMMMM SILENCE FROM YOU YOURE CUT OFF FROM TALKING”, which reflects typical Gryffindor hot-headedness. Their willingness to openly discuss self‑destructive impulses, as in “i was NOT supposed to make it past 13 let alone 14 let me die already”, shows a kind of reckless emotional bravery rather than quiet self-preservation. They also dive headfirst into risky behaviors like vaping, saying “Im gon try vape today hooray” and “my friend is gonna buy me vape tomorrow im so excited”, leaning into risk with excitement instead of caution. Even when hurt or triggered, they’re open and outspoken about it, as in “sometimes i forget people and even i can get triggered by things and its not like some 2020 sensitive thing”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to wear their heart on their sleeve. While there are hints of social loyalty in celebrating new mutuals like “100 oomfd HOORAY”, the impulsive, intense, and confrontational aspects are more defining, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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A well-fitting song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which captures a mix of dark thoughts, self-destructiveness, and numb humor. They openly inhabit self-harm and suicidality spaces, tagging posts with things like “#shtwt moot me #edtwt moot me #shedtwt moot me #kleptotwt moot me #slittwt moot me #suicidetwt moot me” and saying “i was NOT supposed to make it past 13 let alone 14 let me die already”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on death and intrusive thoughts. The track’s eerie, dissociated tone also fits tweets like “sometimes i forget people and even i can get triggered by things and its not like some 2020 sensitive thing”, showing a strained relationship with their own emotions. Their interest in risky coping mechanisms, such as “Im gon try vape today hooray” and “my friend is gonna buy me vape tomorrow im so excited”, echoes the song’s self-destructive undercurrent. At the same time, they still crave connection and new online friends, as seen in “if youre thinking about restarting on another account do it i have sm new oomfs”, which matches the song’s sense of being haunted yet still reaching out from the darkness.

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