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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a much darker, online-poisoned version of her. Like Lisa, this user is highly introspective and emotionally intense, constantly overthinking relationships and self-worth, shown in posts like “i feel like im bothering everyone holy fucking shit im just gonna kill myself atp” and “whats the point in anything anymore”. Lisa often feels alienated and unseen in her family and school, which parallels this user’s conflicts with parents and school: “my mom is such a bitch i swear to god im gonna pull my sleeve up and start slitting my wrist infront of her” and “skl suckz i wanna cut”. The way they seek validation and connection online, especially from specific people or older figures, echoes Lisa’s desperate need to be understood and admired, as in “fp is ignoring me rn im so fucking done” and “the fuzzy feeling I get in my stomach when im talking 2 sm1 older than me . . .”. While Lisa canonically copes in healthier ways, the underlying traits—sensitivity, intensity, feeling too much in a world that doesn’t seem to care—line up most closely with this user’s posts about mental health, self-harm, and the wish to escape, such as “might just kill myself honestly, best wishes if something happens <3”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most of their life is online and diary‑like rather than centered on in‑person socializing, e.g. calling it a “digital diary” in their bio and saying “im so boreddd talk 2 mee”, which shows they wait to be approached rather than actively going out. Their attention goes to internal feelings, fantasies, and meanings more than concrete external details, suggesting Intuition (N); they dramatize experiences (e.g. “what doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did”) and talk about identity and symbolism (“if i grow up, ill be a poet”, “i wanna carve things in2 my skin its like a tattoo but for free”) rather than practical specifics. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented: nearly every tweet centers around emotional states, relationships, and validation, like “i hate how easily i become attached” and “fp is ignoring me rn im so fucking done”, and there’s almost no logical or analytical framing of problems. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they act impulsively, change plans on a whim, and rarely show structured planning, as in “okay I lied im js gonna attempt tn” and “im gonna start spam posting ok?? ^u^”, revealing a reactive, in‑the‑moment style rather than organized follow‑through. Altogether the strong emotional focus, introspective diary tone, idealized self‑image, and spontaneous decisions align best with INFP.

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14 • she/her • surviving high school one overshare at a time. Once live-tweeted from therapy by accident. Here for honesty, dark humor & recovery.– @razrcutz4u

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The strongest throughline in Tia’s posts is intense self‑preservation through control and calculated relationship dynamics, which leans Slytherin. They repeatedly frame their body and health as things to manage for a desired outcome, like asking “at what bmi do i get to kill myself” and coordinating fasting with others in “FASTING WIT @Fall3n_angelx 🥹 TWIN IS SO PEAK ILYLYLY”, showing a strategic (if unhealthy) pursuit of an ideal. Their social behavior is also highly instrumental and obsessive: they talk about being attached and desperate in posts like “fp is ignoring me rn im so fucking done #obslovetwt or something” and loving attention from older people in “pervy older men love me wtvr keep the groomers coming i guess”, suggesting they are keenly aware of power and validation dynamics and willing to lean into them. Even their dark humor about grooming in “getting groomed by like 6 bitches is so fucking exhausting” shows a cynical, survivalist mindset rather than naive victimhood. While there are flashes of vulnerability and attachment that could hint at Hufflepuff, the overarching pattern is one of ambition for emotional control, manipulative self‑presentation (e.g., “yes im a catfish yes im a larp idc!!!”), and a willingness to use any means to get what they want, which is quintessentially Slytherin.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA. The song’s mix of aesthetic, teenage angst, and self-destructive fantasies mirrors how they treat their account as a “digital diary” and openly post about self-harm and suicidal thoughts, like “might just kill myself honestly, best wishes if something happens <3” and “having ur mom walk in on u slitting ur wrists in an attempt of suicide is NOT for the weak”. Teen Idle talks about wanting to be a tragic, aestheticized version of youth, which lines up with their use of tags like #shtwt, #edtwt, and posts such as “okai i feel really edgy now.. (⇀‸↼‶) bingo i guess?”. The song’s themes of detachment, masochism, and romanticizing pain fit tweets like “does the ‘loves pain’ box count if im just a masochist . . .” and “probably gonna start hitting myself again i miss the bruises”. It also reflects their loneliness and sense of being unwanted, seen in posts such as “i feel like im bothering everyone holy fucking shit im just gonna kill myself atp” and “whatever nobody likes a miserable whore”. Overall, Teen Idle captures the combination of vulnerable teenage misery, dark humor, and aesthetic self-destruction that defines their timeline.

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