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Your Simpsons character
The user shows a rebellious, chaotic style similar to Bart Simpson. They post defiant lines like "i am irreversibly changed and will make this my personality for the coming weeks i am not really sorry" and "i will maintain the discipline of a neck beard camping in a halo lobby so it cant get shut down for this fucking app before i recommit to tumblr again", which echo Bart's love for mischief and unapologetic attitude. Their self‑deprecating humor about finances – "my bank account will yell at me like this tomorrow" – mirrors Bart's frequent jokes about being broke or getting into trouble. The frequent terse remarks such as "no comment necessary" also feel like Bart's quick, dismissive retorts. Overall, the user's chaotic, meme‑filled, non‑conformist tone aligns best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show introverted style, focusing on internal experiences and personal reflections rather than social interaction, as seen in 'i woke up in such a mood this morning because i had a dream...' and 'to my uncle/dad: if you see me taking fat rips off my vape at 6:32 in the morning. no you do not.' Their observations are grounded in concrete, sensory details, indicating a sensing preference, for example 'my chain made the metal detector go off and my ticket didn't scan? this is about to be a night' and 'i can not be this gone in a walmart while loona plays.' They prioritize personal values and emotional impact, typical of Feeling types, evident in 'i never realized how emotionally disconnected me and my dad are...' and 'there is beauty in imperfections.' Their posting pattern is spontaneous and flexible, reflecting a Perceiving attitude, as shown by 'i have successfully touched grass. now i must die for two days before i start working 7/8 hour days again' and 'i'd like to formally apologize for my recent spam of likes. it will be worse tomorrow, sucks for you lmao.'

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Reckless optimist, student, gamer & K‑pop fan who once set off a metal detector with a chain. Coffee & memes fuel me.– @Rcklessoptimist

Your signature cocktail
The Glitchy Garden mixes smoky mezcal, bright pineapple juice, sharp lime, a splash of ginger beer, and a dash of bitters to capture the chaotic optimism of @Rcklessoptimist. The smoky mezcal mirrors the "neck beard camping in a halo lobby" spirit they described: "i will maintain the discipline of a neck beard camping in a halo lobby so it cant get shut down for this fucking app before i recommit to tumblr again". The pineapple adds a sweet, unexpected burst that celebrates the moment they said, "i have successfully touched grass." The bitters remind us that, as their bio says, "there is beauty in imperfections," adding a slightly bitter edge that balances the drink. The ginger beer provides a spicy fizz that reflects their frequent money worries—"i fear for my wallet" and "my bank account will yell at me like this tomorrow"—a reminder that even the most reckless fun can have a price. Finally, the bright lime zest captures the hopeful energy of "manifesting this <3," giving the cocktail a refreshing finish that feels both reckless and optimistic.

Your Hogwarts House
Based on the frequent focus on self‑preservation, resourcefulness and a strategic approach to social media and finances, the user aligns most with Slytherin. They often talk about money concerns and clever ways to get deals, e.g., “well if both games are on sale 🤡” and “i fear for my wallet”. Their willingness to manipulate engagement, as in “i would like to formally apologize for my recent spam of likes. it will be worse tomorrow, sucks for you lmao 🥰🥰”, shows ambition and cunning. They also plan to avoid app shutdowns, “i will maintain the discipline of a neck beard camping in a halo lobby so it cant get shut down for this fucking app”, reflecting resourcefulness. While they display some loyalty to friends, the dominant traits are ambition, self‑interest and strategic thinking, hallmarks of Slytherin.

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Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots captures the feeling of being overwhelmed by adult responsibilities, nostalgic longing for simpler times, and the chaotic energy the user displays. The user frequently mentions financial anxiety ('i fear for my wallet') and a yearning for a break ('i have successfully touched grass. now i must die for two days before i start working 7/8 hour days again'), which mirrors the song’s chorus about wishing to turn back time. Their lament about not having attended a concert in five years ('the last time i went to a concert was 5 years ago what the fuck') reinforces the nostalgic theme. The bio’s mantra 'there is beauty in imperfections' aligns with the song’s honest, raw portrayal of stress and acceptance of flaws. The user’s self‑deprecating humor ('i am not really sorry') fits the track’s blend of earnestness and playful off‑beat tone.

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