Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled Conservatism: He champions “free markets and American global leadership” while criticizing his own party when they undermine “Fed independence”.
- Moral Clarity: He takes a firm stance against authoritarianism, calling Russia “pure evil” and advocating for the “freedom” of the Iranian people.
- Unapologetic Patriotism: His bio and tweets express immense pride in being American, frequently wishing “God Bless the United States of America” and honoring troops.
- Anti-Extremist Stance: He actively pushes back against radical elements within his movement, stating that those who deny the Holocaust should be “permanently exiled”.
- Civic Responsibility: He views standing up for others as a “moral obligation” and expresses shame when political figures fail to condemn violence.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Rhetoric: He uses extreme and violent language, such as suggesting political opponents should be “put down” or “rooted out”.
- Substance Use: He casually promotes illegal drug use, claiming “every coke head I meet is dope as fuck” and mentioning “a lil special” in Switzerland.
- Anti-Democratic Leanings: In moments of frustration, he declares he is “done with democracy” and believes most Americans “do not deserve the right to vote.”
- Vindictive Behavior: He displays a lack of empathy in personal matters, tweeting that he is “never happier than ruining my ex gf’s life.”
- Crude Language: He frequently employs derogatory slurs and shocking imagery, such as his “guinea pig” tweet or mocking “bad bitches” for gaining weight.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Matthew embodies the sophisticated yet elitist persona of Sideshow Bob, combining high-brow cultural tastes with a deep disdain for the 'uneducated' masses. Despite being an 'arch conservative' and a 'Trump loyalist,' he displays a refined, international lifestyle in “Switzerland, copious booze, lots of snow... and my gorgeous girlfriend” while simultaneously expressing authoritarian contempt for the democratic process, stating “The vast majority of Americans do not deserve the right to vote”. Like Bob, he is often frustrated by his own side's 'stupidity' and 'bad faith,' yet remains committed to a specific, aggressive vision of leadership, even suggesting he would “rather Trump lead a coup” than see populist or leftist rivals succeed. Ultimately, his mix of intellectualism, partisan fervor, and occasional bursts of dark, shocking humor mirrors Bob's chaotic but principled villainy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Matthew exhibits the high-energy, socially aggressive traits of an Extrovert, frequently posting about his 'boys,' drinking, and parties, such as “getting absolutely racked to the gills tn w my absolute boys”. His focus is primarily on Sensing, rooted in real-world power dynamics, military strength, and immediate physical experiences, as seen in his “pledgemaster” antics and blunt commentary on people's appearances. He aligns with the Thinking preference through a ruthless, logic-driven approach to geopolitics, often dismissing emotional pleas in favor of force, declaring “Just kill the Russians”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his chaotic personal life and spontaneous, unfiltered outbursts, admitting he “actually manage to lose everything” including his laptop and wallet, while thriving on the thrill of the moment.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Federal Reserve? Because I’d never dream of undermining your independence—I’m fully committed to your long-term stability.
- I promise I’m a much better investment than those lost AirPods and laptops; unlike them, I’ll never leave your side (even if we’re ‘racked to the gills’ on Miller Lites).
- I’d cross the Atlantic faster than an Oasis reunion tour just to be the 'bad bitch' who stays fit for you.
- Call me a global hegemon, because I’m ready to unilaterally support your heart and defend our sacred honor.
- Forget Switzerland and the 'lil special'—the only 'superior music taste' and high standard of living I need is a night out with you in Manhattan.
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NYC finance by day, defender of the Reagan-Trump axis by night. Ask me about my summer analyst 'pledge' lineups or why we should have stayed in Switzerland.– @reaganbush84fan
Your signature cocktail
The Neo-Con Commando
This drink is as strong and unapologetic as a man who claims, “I will follow this man to the ends of the earth. God bless President Donald J Trump.”. The premium bourbon reflects his Manhattan elitism and love for the 'soul of the GOP,' while the bitter Campari captures his disdain for isolationists, specifically noting that “Tucker is really weird. He’s bought and paid for”. The beer topper is a nod to his 'absolute boys' and “deleting my body weight in miller lites” before Thanksgiving dinner. Finally, the sugar garnish represents his “copious booze, lots of snow (and a lil special)” Christmas in Switzerland, served with the aggressive energy of a self-appointed “pledgemaster”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Matthew exhibits the quintessential Gryffindor trait of 'chivalry' mixed with a fierce hero complex, frequently framing political issues as a cosmic battle of good versus evil where the U.S. must act as “God’s champion for freedom”. His bravery is often impulsive and confrontational, as seen when he asserts a “moral obligation as a man” to physically intervene in conflicts or when he declares he will “follow this man to the ends of the earth”. He prioritizes standing up for his beliefs over self-preservation, even when it means bucking his own party to condemn “moral ambiguity” or insisting that “we have to be vicious” to defeat enemies. Ultimately, his bio's pledge of “sacred honor” and his desire to be “guardians of their dream” align perfectly with Godric Gryffindor’s values of daring and nerve.
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Born in the U.S.A. - Bruce Springsteen
Matthew embodies a fierce, often aggressive brand of American exceptionalism and Reagan-era neoconservatism, frequently tweeting about the U.S. as a “global hegemon” and “God’s champion for freedom.” Despite the song's original critical subtext, it matches his outward aesthetic of Miller Lites, patriotism, and his declaration that he is “MAGA all the way” while following Trump “to the ends of the earth.” His lifestyle in Manhattan—mixed with a penchant for “coke” and a self-appointed role as “pledgemaster”—reflects a high-energy, rowdy interpretation of the American dream. Ultimately, the song’s anthemic energy captures his unapologetic stance as a “Trump loyalist, life long Republican, arch conservative.”
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