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Much like Barney Gumble, this user expresses a profound and frequent reliance on substances to cope with life, explicitly stating, “The only way I like to cope anymore is drinking”. They share Barney's tragic loop of self-awareness regarding their addiction, noting, “Yeah I'm definitely an alcoholic now” while continuing to seek out more. Both individuals struggle with deep-seated loneliness and a lack of traditional employment, with the user lamenting, “I have no job, no friends to see irl”. Despite their heavy circumstances, they occasionally engage in lighthearted or niche interests, similar to Barney’s unexpected talents, seen when they mention “jamming hard ASF to early 2000s music” or playing Roblox.

Your MBTI personality Type
Vox exhibits Introversion through his repeated expressions of profound isolation, stating, “Actually so fucking alone I don't talk to anyone ever”. His focus is primarily on Sensing, rooted in physical sensations and immediate bodily states, such as “Struggling to fall asleep, having heart palpitations” and “Cuts are bleeding through the bandaids”. As a Feeling type, his posts are driven by raw emotional venting and personal values, frequently admitting, “I'm so fucking angry all the time”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his lack of a structured schedule and spontaneous substance use, exemplified by “Can't believe people are starting their day and I'm drinking and haven't slept yet”.

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Vox | 21 | Hazbin enthusiast and tech-obsessed gamer. When I’m not leveling up on Roblox, I’m curating the perfect 2000s throwback playlist. Stay tuned.– @REAL_VoxTekCEO

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This cocktail is a chaotic, high-proof tribute to a self-proclaimed 'CEO' who admits “I’m definitely an alcoholic now”. The vodka and energy drink base reflects his habit of staying up all night, often tweeting “Still awake from no sleep and drinking”, while the Jolly Ranchers are a literal addition because he has “free will”. A splash of Diet Coke nods to his obsession with the beverage—“Mmm diet coke”—and the drink's overall bitterness captures the isolation of a man who feels “actually so fucking alone”. It is a strong, experimental mess designed for someone who constantly seeks more attention and “always wants to be more drunk”.

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Vox exhibits the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness driven by self-interest, specifically through his willingness to monetize his struggles, as seen when he asks, “Tbh at this point I'll cut for money, anyone want to pay me?”. His ambition often manifests as a deep craving for status and social recognition within his niche community, frequently lamenting his lack of reach with tweets like, “How is my account not getting any attention, it got attention faster last time”. Furthermore, he demonstrates the house's characteristic exclusivity and protectiveness over his identity, explicitly stating in his bio, 'I block all doubles.' This combination of seeking influence and maintaining a rigid social circle aligns him most closely with the values of Slytherin.

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The raw, nihilistic energy of this track mirrors Vox’s frequent expressions of deep despair and self-harm, such as when he posts, “I want to fucking die”. His reliance on substances to cope with isolation, noted in his claim that “The only way I like to cope anymore is drinking”, aligns with the grunge theme of using external numbness to mask internal pain. Furthermore, his desperate plea for interaction, “Guys pls interact with me I literally get no attention”, reflects the song's underlying sense of being unheard despite extreme distress. The title itself serves as a direct echoes of his many admissions, including “I want to die why does the world hate me”, capturing his current cycle of addiction and mental health struggles.

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