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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: idealistic, thoughtful, a little anxious, and very earnest about making the world kinder. Their bio (“My goal is to make the worlds a peaceful and kind place”) and gratitude in “My sincerest gratitude to all 100 of you who have either joined my cause, or simply enjoy my presence or words. I truly am most grateful.” mirror Lisa’s hopeful, community-minded nature. Like Lisa overworking herself for school projects and music, this user is self-aware about stress and procrastination, as seen in “guess who definitely didn't procrastinate on a project they had a month for and are finding out why they had a month the night before it's due” and “I was gonna not do it cause I worry things that Adam wouldn't do would be suggested. Alas, let us have fun”. Their introspection and curiosity — for example, “It is not out of the realm of possibilities that my behaviour aligns with those on the autism spectrum. I may look into that.” — echo Lisa’s tendency to examine herself and the world critically. At the same time, they have a playful, nerdy side (tiramisu obsession, Minecraft complaints, and fandom jokes) similar to Lisa’s mix of serious causes and dorky passions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: although they interact a lot, their focus is on a small circle of close connections and introspection, not broad socializing. They talk about being overwhelmed by DMs (“sorry if I haven't responded to our dms/rp ya boy is overwhelmed”) and fearing being disliked without knowing why (“I fear I am disliked by someone for reasons I do not understand.”), suggesting social fatigue and inward processing rather than energizing off attention. They are clearly Intuitive: their bio states a large-scale idealistic mission (“My goal is to make the worlds a peaceful and kind place.”) and they often speak in big-picture, abstract or metaphorical terms, like comparing human connection to a meme scenario (“This is how it feels attempting to connect with humans.”) rather than focusing on concrete facts. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they worry about hurting others, express gratitude (“My sincerest gratitude to all 100 of you…”), empathize deeply with others’ struggles (“I am quite fond of the sentry. He is kind, and I understand his struggles from a personal standpoint.”), and openly share their own pain and vulnerability (“I am in agonizing pain… I am now bleeding too.”) rather than relying on detached logic. Finally, they skew Judging: they show a preference for structure and conscientiousness (e.g. guilt over late responses and wanting to do things "right" in RPs and projects, as in “guess who definitely didn't procrastinate on a project they had a month for…”) and often talk about goals, duties, and maintaining a certain standard of behavior (“I do not claim to be perfect, never have.”). Taken together—idealistic mission, emotional depth, concern for others, introspective self-critique, and a desire for order—INFJ fits best.

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Cosmic himbo, part-time peacekeeper, full-time tiramisu enthusiast. Once stayed up 37 hours, no coffee, just spite and star charts. 🏳️⚧️– @realadamwarlock

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built on espresso-infused vodka and coffee liqueur, a nod to their chronic sleepless, slightly unhinged energy in “I have once again been awake for 37 hours again, and still counting as I am not tired.”. The brown sugar vanilla syrup references their cozy, domestic side and literal craving when they ask, “Is anyone in possession of a good brown sugar cookie recipe?”. A soft mascarpone cream foam on top channels their ongoing love affair with dessert in “Tiramisu for breakfast.” and “Another day, another tiramisu.”, giving the drink a gentle, indulgent sweetness beneath a strong core. Finally, the bright lemon peel garnish mirrors their attempts to stay refreshing and optimistic for others in “My sincerest gratitude to all 100 of you who have either joined my cause, or simply enjoy my presence or words.”, while its slight bitterness hints at the pain and vulnerability behind the golden exterior in “I am in agonizing pain. Not only am I still ill with this Earthly sickness, I am now bleeding too.”. Overall, it’s a strong yet sweet, dessert-like cocktail that feels classic at first sip but reveals an experimental, emotionally layered complexity—just like them inviting, “I have free time. Please, question me.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are kindness, loyalty, and a gentle, service‑oriented temperament, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff. They frame their whole presence around wanting to make the world "a peaceful and kind place" and treating others warmly, thanking followers with lines like "My sincerest gratitude to all 100 of you who have either joined my cause, or simply enjoy my presence or words. I truly am most grateful." They show strong empathy and protectiveness toward others, saying things like "I would sacrifice myself for Snuggles." and expressing deep sorrow over innocent people being harmed in the Magus incident in the out‑of‑character commentary tweet. They are consistently supportive and gentle in replies, calling other characters kind or endearing, such as "I am quite fond of the sentry. He is kind, and I understand his struggles from a personal standpoint." and reacting to others’ joys with sincere happiness like "I'm so... Happy for you, Luna." Their love of sharing recipes, making tiramisu repeatedly, and asking for a "good brown sugar cookie recipe" also fits Hufflepuff’s cozy, domestic, hard‑working vibe more than any other house. Overall, while they have moments of introspection and some heroism, the throughline of their personality is nurturing, patient, and loyal, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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David Bowie’s Heroes fits @realadamwarlock because it captures a hopeful, slightly melancholic idealism that matches their desire to make ‘the worlds a peaceful and kind place’ in their bio. They speak with genuine, earnest gratitude and warmth toward others, like when they say “My sincerest gratitude to all 100 of you who have either joined my cause, or simply enjoy my presence or words. I truly am most grateful.”. At the same time, they openly struggle with being overwhelmed and imperfect, as seen in “I do not claim to be perfect, never have.” and “I apologize if speaking to me has not been the most joyous lately. I will have my regular positive attitude back soon.”, echoing the song’s bittersweet, striving tone. They also display a heroic self‑sacrificial streak in lines like “I would sacrifice myself for Snuggles.” and anxiety about failing others such as “I.. being this small would certainly be an interesting experience… It is not out of the realm of possibilities that my behaviour aligns with those on the autism spectrum. I may look into that.”, which resonates with the song’s theme of fragile, human heroism. Overall, Heroes balances vulnerability, aspiration, and quiet courage in the same way they do across their timeline.

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