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The user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, and often ridiculous but ultimately warm-hearted. They swing between over-the-top silliness and melodrama, like “DRINKING THE BIG BOSS POTION AT 3AM!!!!!!!! (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED) (GONE SEXUAL)” and “Uuuuuaaaaaggghh”, which feels very Homer-esque in its exaggerated reactions and impulse-driven humor. Their sudden bursts of anger or bluntness, such as “If Big Boss sees one more banner post he kills himself” and “Shut the fuck up”, resemble Homer’s tendency to blow up dramatically over trivial things. At the same time, they show a surprisingly soft, celebratory side with posts like “Big Boss would like to wish everyone a merry Christmas!!!!! ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚” and “Big Boss says happy trans day of visibility ❤️”, reflecting Homer’s underlying affection for his family and community despite his clownish behavior. The mix of pop-culture obsession, impulsive jokes, and loud but genuine kindness fits Homer far better than more serious or consistently thoughtful characters like Lisa or Marge.

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They lean Extraverted (E): they perform for an audience, play a character, and actively engage with trends and others’ posts, e.g. the public, jokey announcements like “There will be a Sabrina Carpenter concert at Outer Heaven this Friday” and repeated holiday greetings such as “Big Boss would like to wish everyone a merry Christmas!!!!! ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚”. Their humor and commentary show Intuition (N): they riff on concepts, fandom discourse, and absurd ideas more than concrete day-to-day life, e.g. the surreal “DRINKING THE BIG BOSS POTION AT 3AM!!!!!!!! (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED) (GONE SEXUAL)” and meta takes like “Big Boss believes any actual piece of art is better than AI no matter how bad you believe it is”. They are clearly Thinking (T)-dominated: their tone is blunt, sometimes harsh, prioritizing directness over harmony, as seen in “Shut the fuck up”, “Fuck off”, and the sarcastic “If I was a huge Sonic fan playing Fortnite I would probably kill myself tbh”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they roll with memes and changing moods rather than presenting a structured, planned persona, jumping from hype like “MGS DELTA TODAY!!!!!” to off-the-cuff silliness such as “L l l lava chi chi chi chicken!!!” and impulsive self-deprecation in “If Big Boss sees one more banner post he kills himself”. The mix of high-energy banter, conceptual humor, debate-y bluntness, and spontaneity fits ENTP best.

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Legend of Outer Heaven, part-time holiday greeter, full-time MGS nerd. Once scheduled a Sabrina Carpenter concert between ops.– @RealBigBossMGS

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This drink starts with a smoky mezcal shot for the war-weary legend who still opens with “Kept you waiting huh?” and posts things like “I’d beat 100 gorillas just saying”. An energy drink reduction with lime captures the chaotic, shouty gamer energy of “MGS DELTA TODAY!!!!!” and “fortnite chapter 6 finale event:”. The layered rainbow sherbet syrup nods to the colorful art runs like “Big Boss if he was red???” through “Big Boss if he was purple???” and the joyful “Big Boss rainbow ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜”. A bitter herbal liqueur represents the sharp, sometimes brutal replies such as “Shut the fuck up”, “Fuck off”, and the dark humor of “If Big Boss sees one more banner post he kills himself”. Finally, the edible glitter rim with a tiny heart sprinkle reflects the unexpectedly sincere, festive side in posts like “Big Boss would like to wish everyone a merry Christmas!!!!! ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚”, “Big Boss says happy trans day of visibility ❤️”, and “Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!💖 💖 💖”.

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This account’s voice is bold, confrontational, and driven by strong convictions, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor. The user frequently takes loud stances and calls things out directly, like in “If Big Boss sees one more banner post he kills himself” and “I AM TIRED OF HEADER TRENDS STOP IT”, showing impulsive, dramatic defiance typical of Gryffindor bravado rather than quiet Slytherin calculation. They’re also willing to make intense, abrasive replies such as “Shut the fuck up” and “Fuck off”, which fits a hot-headed, lion-hearted temperament more than a subtle or diplomatic one. At the same time, there’s a protective, values-driven side: they affirm human-made art over AI in “Big Boss believes any actual piece of art is better than AI no matter how bad you believe it is” and celebrate identity and inclusion in “Big Boss says happy trans day of visibility ❤️”. Their flair for melodrama—like “DRINKING THE BIG BOSS POTION AT 3AM!!!!!!!! (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED) (GONE SEXUAL)” and the self-mocking hero persona of “I’m Big Boss and you are too”—shows a heroic complex and theatrical courage that strongly points to Gryffindor over the other houses.

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Their account fuses sincere emotion with ironic shitposting, mirroring internet’s mix of vulnerability and sardonic commentary about being Extremely Online. They bounce between melodramatic humor like “DRINKING THE BIG BOSS POTION AT 3AM!!!!!!!! (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED) (GONE SEXUAL)” and sudden spikes of hostility such as “Shut the fuck up” and “Fuck off”, just like the song’s swings between numbness and overload. At the same time, there’s a genuine warmth and community focus in posts like “Big Boss says happy trans day of visibility ❤️”, “Metal QUEER Solid”, and holiday well-wishes such as “Big Boss would like to wish everyone a merry Christmas!!!!! ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚”. Their self-aware fixation on games, fandom, and being a character like in “MGS DELTA TODAY!!!!!” and “Who up bigging their boss rn?” fits the song’s theme of living through screens and personas. All together, their timeline reads like someone laughing at the absurdity of online life while clearly being deeply embedded in it, which is exactly the emotional territory of internet.

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