realBigRetard
City:
Job:
In a relationship:
Best friend:
Politically:
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom
Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Attention-grabbing: The account intentionally courts extreme reactions — e.g. 'All of my tweets(xeets) combine to form an access code' and the explicit shock posts — which shows skill at getting people to look and react.
- Consistent persona: Across many posts the user keeps the same dark, performative voice ('you’re supposed to be laughing.'; 'Counting on you guys to tell me when I’m finally unfunny'), meaning they maintain a coherent public character.
- Memetic literacy: Frequent references to gaming and meme culture like 'Goku', 'Khajit' and '#dream' show they understand online cultural touchstones and how to deploy them for effect.
- Boldness: They repeatedly post extremely transgressive content ('What’s up hi it’s hate crime time', 'Ima kill a fool who fools'), which demonstrates a willingness to take social risks most avoid.
- Self-awareness: Lines such as 'Every one of my posts is a cry for help Helping me get another beer from the fridge.' suggest they know their persona is performative and are partly in on the joke.
Weaknesses:
- Cruelty: Frequent dehumanizing and violent imagery ('Your enemies are not human and have no rights', 'feed them to the gators in my gator pit') point to a pattern of harming others for laughs.
- Unreliable empathy: Tweets like 'Personally, I think the mass redditor suicides will actually prove to be a net positive for the economy.' show a marked lack of compassion that harms relationships and credibility.
- Legal/social risk: Open calls to violence and slurs ('Ima kill a fool who fools'; the explicit slur post) expose them to platform bans or legal trouble and make collaboration difficult.
- Shock-dependent: Relying on escalation ('The Jeffery Epstein Service Award', 'What’s up hi it’s hate crime time') can burn out an audience and leaves little room for nuance.
- Low follower traction: Despite extreme content designed for virality, the account has very small reach (28 following / 5 followers) showing the strategy hasn’t translated into sustainable audience growth.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob is an apt match: he’s theatrical, vindictive, and delights in elaborate cruelty, much like the account’s recurring violent fantasy posts ('staple a bass to a political prisoner and feed them to the gators'). Bob’s cultured, performative menace parallels this user’s blend of showmanship and malice, and both use dramatic language to provoke and terrify.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
ESTP (extraverted, sensing, thinking, perceiving) fits: they broadcast and perform (E) — 'you’re supposed to be laughing.' and provocative calls like 'What’s up hi it’s hate crime time' — show a need for immediate reaction. They focus on concrete, sensory insults and real-world shock ('staple a bass ... feed them to the gators') which fits Sensing. Their communication is blunt, critical and instrumental (T) — 'The goal is to profit from insane nonsense.' — prioritizing effectiveness over feelings. Finally, they are flexible, opportunistic and escalate for effect (P): posts like 'All of my tweets... combine to form an access code' and frequent shifts in targets suggest improvisation and low tolerance for structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were a Daedric artifact, I’d risk a soul to wield you — wanna go questing for drinks with me?
- You say you don’t need a Valentine because Goku’s your best friend — want to make room for one more power-up?
- I’ll be the Khajiit bandit to your daedric warhammer — steal my heart and I won’t complain.
- They say 'All of my tweets combine to form an access code' — think our chemistry could unlock anything?
- You call yourself an ape and I call that hot — we could cause a jungle scene together.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Provocateur & shock-comic. Laugh or look away — I monetize absurdity. Gamer references, dark sketches, and performance trolling. Warning: satire, sincerity, and decency may be absent. You were told to laugh.– @realBigRetard
Your signature cocktail
Gator Pit Punch
‘Gator Pit Punch’ is blunt, a little dangerous and oddly sweet — just like the account’s humor. Banana liqueur winks at 'If you leave a banana and some fent under your pillow tonight', dark rum and cola bring a boozy, late-night edge matching 'Helping me get another beer from the fridge', and smoky bitters mirror the violent, gator-themed imagery ('feed them to the gators'). It’s loud, messy and designed for trouble.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because the account frequently privileges ends over means, embraces intimidation and cruelty, and uses manipulation for effect. The post 'Your enemies are not human and have no rights' is a stark demonstration of zero-sum thinking and a willingness to justify harm. The user’s focus on profiting from outrage — 'The goal is to profit from insane nonsense.' — mirrors Slytherin ambition and cunning, while the readiness to deploy violent imagery shows the house’s more ruthless tendencies.
Your movie
Your song
Psycho Killer - Talking Heads
The ironic, tense groove of 'Psycho Killer' suits a persona that jokes about violence and embraces a performative menace. Lines like 'Ima kill a fool who fools' and 'What’s up hi it’s hate crime time' resonate with the song’s mix of cool delivery and dark subject matter, matching the user’s sardonic, unsettling stage presence.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 92 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!