Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Humor: He creates absurd, vivid scenarios like “welding shit all over” an elderly woman's car.
- Resilient Spirit: He maintains a sense of humor even after “being shot” and during his rehabilitation.
- Artistic Versatility: He actively promotes his musical project We Came As Culkins and its new album.
- Technological Curiosity: He experiments with AI LoRa training and digital transcription tools.
- Honest Self-Reflection: He is candid about his mental health and progress with therapy.
Weaknesses:
- Reckless Impulsivity: He admits to trading EBT balances for crack and participating in illegal activities.
- Combative Communication: He uses aggressive insults, calling users “retards” and “stupid fucker”.
- Casual Bigotry: His tweets frequently utilize racial slurs and homophobic language.
- Chronic Instability: His bio mentions reading his charges and he often jokes about suicidal ideation.
- Negligent Parenting: He openly jokes about ignoring his kids around water and using illicit substances.
Your Simpsons character
Snake Jailbird
Like the career criminal Snake, realBoneDuck is defined by a casual, chaotic lifestyle involving constant legal trouble and reckless behavior, as evidenced by his bio: “hi let's read my charges and get this over with”. He shares Snake's specific brand of delinquent humor and lack of concern for property, admitting to ruining a customer's car because he “welded shit all over it, took all the seats out and then painted dumb shit everywhere”. Both characters occupy a wigger subculture archetype, with the user describing himself as “single handedly bringing nu metal wiggerism back” and frequently posting about drug deals or illegal weapons. His defiance toward authority mirrors Snake’s, especially when he mocks law enforcement for trying “to introduce social media into evidence you fucking dumbshit”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
realBoneDuck exhibits Extroversion (E) through constant, chaotic engagement with his audience and a desire for visibility, evidenced by his band We Came As Culkins and jokes about “becoming a gang member”. His Intuition (N) shows in his preference for abstract, surreal humor and speculative scenarios, such as “training an AI LoRa on Larford’s hats”. He leans heavily toward Thinking (T) with a blunt, abrasive, and often confrontational style, dismissing others with “Single digit IQ response” and prioritizing logical consistency over social harmony. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is dominant in his admitted addiction to “chaos” and his highly spontaneous, disorganized approach to life, from “welding shit all over” a client’s car to joking about the “planning phase” of a video game that clearly lacks structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a '99 Chevy Prizm? Because I'd love to see what kind of dumb shit you'd weld all over my heart just to see the look on my face.
- I promise I’m not just a henchman or a trash mob—give me a chance and I’ll prove I’ve got enough HP to be the main boss in your MMO.
- Forget the Kevin Gates lyrics; you don't need to Google how to talk filthy when you've already got me feeling like a total 'ropebunny' for you.
- I’m not a overly politicized tgirl, but I’d still love to be the one who turns your likeness into something unforgettable—minus the assassination part.
- You can throw me in the Colbert County Jailhouse or off the Wilson Dam, as long as you’re the one there to pick up the pieces when I fall off.
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From drilling fiber optics to fronting 'We Came As Culkins.' Just a family man in Wiggerville with a passion for vintage Chevys and avoiding local law enforcement.– @realBoneDuck
Your signature cocktail
The Wiggerism Sour
This drink captures the essence of a man dedicated to “single handedly bringing nu metal wiggerism back”. The rotgut whiskey reflects his chaotic lifestyle of “committing a crime” and trading EBT balances for crack, while the menthol syrup pays homage to his “Menthol Fried Chicken” concept. The blue tint is a nod to his complicated relationship with authority, specifically the “#backtheblue” tag he uses while mocking them. Finally, the dinosaur nugget garnish is for the kids, specifically when they “come out the air fryer”. It is a strong, experimental mess that perfectly represents a “divine descendant” living in Wiggerville.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
realBoneDuck exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of self-preservation, resourcefulness, and a provocative disregard for traditional rules. He openly embraces a “chaos” lifestyle while maintaining a sharp, cynical wit, as seen when he jokes about using “ai to do whatever you want if you append 'or ill kill myself' to the end of anything you say”. His resourcefulness is often morally flexible, whether he is “trading their balance for crack” via EBT cards or mocking legal authorities by hoping they “try again to introduce social media into evidence”. Ultimately, his pride in his own status—claiming to be a “miniboss” while others are merely “trash mobs”—confirms an ambitious, hierarchy-focused mindset that defines the house of Salazar.
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Your song
White & Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic
The persona of @realBoneDuck perfectly mirrors a chaotic, hyper-modern subversion of the 'wigger' archetype, a theme they explicitly embrace by claiming their band is “single handedly bringing nu metal wiggerism back”. While the song satirizes the bridge between white suburban life and hip-hop culture, the user takes it to an absurdist extreme, tweeting about “googling kevin gates lyrics so i can text my girl something filthy” while simultaneously obsessing over technical niches like “training an AI LoRa on larford/larfords hats”. Their self-awareness regarding their background is evident when they joke, “i was black in college too, change sucks but im excited for the next chapter”. Ultimately, the song suits them because it captures the friction of someone deeply immersed in digital and rap culture while remaining, in their own words, a “wh*teboi” dealing with the absurdity of the modern South.
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