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Your Simpsons character
Ethan’s intellectual curiosity, progressive ideals, and sharp wit make him a great match for Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, Ethan is deeply engaged with social justice issues, evident in 'Increasingly clear that the far right is the single greatest threat to America.' His sarcastic humor, such as 'The world is flat and so is Tom Friedman’s brain,' mirrors Lisa’s biting commentary. Both are analytical thinkers who challenge societal norms and aren't afraid to speak their minds.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ethan embodies the INTP personality type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His introversion is evident in his thoughtful, analytical tweets, such as 'I really would like to see people who make obviously ridiculous claims like this provide even the tiniest bit of evidence or logic.' Intuition drives his fascination with hypothetical scenarios, like 'There’s a non zero chance that we live in the President Clay Aiken timeline.' His thinking side critiques societal absurdities, as seen in 'The world is flat and so is Tom Friedman’s brain.' Perceiving keeps him open-minded and adaptable, reflected in his humorous takes like 'Succession is Dynasty for people with postgraduate degrees.'

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Youngest statewide candidate in U.S. history | Political analyst with a sarcastic streak | Progressive, history buff, and hypothetical scenario enthusiast | Likes and RTs not endorsements | DM me for debates!– @RealESonneborn

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The 'Political Punch' reflects Ethan’s sharp wit and progressive ideals. Bourbon represents his boldness, like running for statewide office at a young age. Lemon juice adds a tart edge, akin to his sarcastic tweets like 'The world is flat and so is Tom Friedman’s brain.' Honey symbolizes his commitment to social justice, seen in 'Increasingly clear that the far right is the single greatest threat to America.' Bitters round out the complexity, much like his nuanced political analyses. It’s a drink as layered as his personality.

Your Hogwarts House
Ethan's sharp wit, analytical thinking, and fascination with historical and hypothetical scenarios align perfectly with Ravenclaw traits. His tweet 'Imagine how funny it would’ve been if Barry Goldwater, after losing 44 states, had declared victory' reflects the creativity and intellect that Ravenclaws value. His sarcastic humor, like 'The world is flat and so is Tom Friedman’s brain,' showcases the cleverness associated with this house. Ethan's commitment to reasoned debate, as seen in 'I really would like to see people who make obviously ridiculous claims like this provide even the tiniest bit of evidence or logic,' further emphasizes his Ravenclaw nature.

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This song’s rapid-fire listing of historical and political events aligns with Ethan’s fascination with political history and commentary. His tweet 'Imagine how funny it would’ve been if Barry Goldwater, after losing 44 states, had declared victory' reflects his interest in historical absurdities. The song’s reflective yet energetic tone matches Ethan’s blend of concern and humor, such as 'Succession is Dynasty for people with postgraduate degrees.' His progressive stance, seen in 'Increasingly clear that the far right is the single greatest threat to America,' fits the song’s call for awareness of societal issues.

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