RealestBryGuy
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Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Milhouse is an earnest, emotionally open, slightly awkward kid who desperately values friendship and approval, which maps well onto Bryson’s loud, loving proclamations about friends and his self-deprecating humor. Both are prone to melodramatic confessions and small misadventures rather than calculated bravado, and Bryson's tweets like 'I would be a husk without them' mirror Milhouse’s dependence on social bonds.

Your MBTI personality Type
INFP fits Bryson: Introverted (heself-describes low-key tendencies and quiet nights: bio 'probably not gonna do much' and many introspective posts), Intuitive (often imagines poetic possibilities and 'what if' scenarios like 'what if I just posted some of my poetry here randomly'), Feeling (valuing close relationships and expressing deep care: 'I LOVE MY FRIENDS' and 'you. i love you'), and Perceiving (sporadic, spontaneous posting and flexible plans: 'maybe even sporadically haha'). His communication style centers on authenticity, inward reflection, and creative emotional expression, which are classic INFP traits.

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Bryson — sleepy poet, chaotic friend, and part-time midnight driver. I post bad jokes, small poems, and big love for my friends. Probably not gonna do much, but I’ll always be here to mess up your playlist and make you feel seen.– @RealestBryGuy

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with vodka because he explicitly admits 'more Vodka', then softens with honey-lime for the warm, affectionate side he shows when saying 'you. i love you' and praising friends. Ginger beer gives a fizzy, slightly aggressive kick that matches his goofy bursts ('im grunting like an ape' when Arctic Monkeys play), while thyme adds a small rustic, 'country boy' herbal note to recall 'country boys make do'; the result is mellow, slightly messy, and unexpectedly comforting—just like him.

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff suits Bryson because he repeatedly showcases loyalty, kindness, and a grounded care for his friends — 'I LOVE MY FRIENDS THEY ARE VERY COOL' and 'i love those that i call friends' underline that devotion. He doesn’t seek glory; instead he values warmth and steady presence, which reads as classic Hufflepuff modesty. His willingness to be vulnerable and to comfort others ('you. i love you. i hope that you are happy') also aligns with the house’s emphasis on empathy and dedication.

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He explicitly references Arctic Monkeys ('arctic monkeys came on now im grunting like an ape'), and the song's slow, brooding groove pairs with his late-night foggy drives and melancholic romanticism, capturing both the sexiness and the wistfulness Bryson projects.

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