Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Bilingual Proficiency: He seamlessly transitions between English and Bahasa Indonesia, even offering to interpret during the Super Garuda Shield exercises.
- Technical Military Knowledge: He demonstrates deep expertise in hardware, such as analyzing Indonesian Sage Green camo and identifying specific US Army aviation squadrons.
- Cross-Cultural Experience: He frequently collaborates with foreign forces, such as guiding US aviation personnel on R&R trips and assisting recovery for US Humvees.
- Analytical Insight: He identifies complex geopolitical shifts, noting a "hidden agenda" of sabotaging defense relations to influence Indonesia's alignment.
- Practical Field Experience: He has hands-on experience with equipment and tactics, from performing contact drills with SS2 carbines to conducting inventory at safehouses.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: He uses harsh language toward those he disagrees with, such as saying "get fucked" or labeling groups as "idiotic".
- Impulsive Violent Rhetoric: He expresses extreme reactions to minor inconveniences, wishing for a "Tiananmen square style incident" due to a traffic jam.
- Self-Admitted Gear Struggles: Despite his expertise, he admits to spending two hours struggling to mount earpro because he didn't have instructions.
- Cynical Elitism: He openly mocks the "average reading comprehension" of his fellow countrymen on social media.
- Obsessive Escapism: His focus on "larping" is so intense he describes his life as a "pipeline" from video games to professional military bureaucracy.
Your Simpsons character
Herman Hermann
Like the Simpsons veteran and military surplus store owner, @RealestFarzet is deeply obsessed with tactical gear and historical military aesthetics, often showing off his “Surplus Haul from a surp store in front of the local Airborne Garrison”. He shares Herman's eccentric, world-weary outlook on global conflict, frequently making cynical remarks about “the Grand Pacific War of the 2030s” and modern geopolitics. The user's life revolves around the “larp scholar” lifestyle, spending hours “mounting my Earmor Earpro's with a Chinesium Arm mount” and engaging in tactical simulations. Both the character and the user occupy a niche space where military expertise, gear-hoarding, and a dark, “shitposter” sense of humor intersect.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
RealestFarzet exhibits Extroversion through their active role as a 'terp' (interpreter) and speaker in large-scale social/military settings, such as “speaking regarding my experiences in terping during the 2024 Super Garuda Shield Exercises”. Their Intuition is evident in their tendency to look for hidden patterns and future geopolitical shifts, noting a “growing 'Hidden Agenda' of sabotaging defense relations” and predicting the “Grand Pacific War of the 2030s”. The Thinking trait is dominant in their blunt, often cynical analysis of military hardware and politics, such as their critique of the “shitty SS1 Mag” causing jams. Finally, their Perceiving nature is highlighted by a self-described 'shitposter' identity and a spontaneous, hobby-driven lifestyle, often “spending that CNY Angpao on larp shit again” without a rigid schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-quality M81 Woodland gear set? Because I’ve been looking for a 'genuine' connection like you for far too long—no Chinesium G3 pants could ever compare.
- Forget the 'Hidden Agenda' and the psyops; the only thing I'm trying to sabotage tonight is your status as a single 'Larp scholar.'
- I promise I’m more reliable than an SS2 V5 Carbine—I’ll never jam up on you, even if we’re using those shitty SS1 mags.
- Is your name Three Strikes? Because you’ve already committed the 'crazy sin' of looking that good, and now I’m definitely seeing stars.
- I’d survive any 13-hour lockdown at the Embassy as long as I’m 'terpmaxxing' with you by my side. Let's skip the fire drill and just grab a $3.50 Arizona Tea?
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From interpreting at Super Garuda Shield to dodging East Javan horeg parades, I’m an IR pro focused on defense, tactical gear, and the occasional shitty range day.– @RealestFarzet
Your signature cocktail
The Terpmaxxer’s Bitter Brew
This drink captures the high-intensity life of an “IR dipshit” caught between Jakarta and 'Mother Base.' The strong coffee and bourbon reflect the energy of someone who is “Born for Civil Affairs.., Forced to CAG”, while the cheap lychee liqueur nods to his love for “Chinesium” gear. It has a bitter finish, much like his feelings on “East Javan Idiotic horeg parades” or the fact that “Arizona Tea cost like $2.50 to $3.50 per Can” in Indonesia. Finally, it’s garnished in “the new Indonesian standard camo, the Sage Green Camo” for that perfect military-aesthetic touch.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
RealFarzet demonstrates the Ravenclaw traits of analytical thinking and intellectual curiosity, often dissecting complex military and geopolitical issues with a critical eye. He critiques others' cognitive abilities, noting he forgets that “the average reading comprehension of Indo's on Twitter aren't the most optimal,” and showcases his own specialized knowledge by “showcasing the new Indonesian standard camo” with technical precision. His transition from gaming to military planning, where he now makes “5 Paragraph Orders and OAKOC powerpoints,” highlights a methodical, learning-oriented mindset. Furthermore, his ability to spot a “content farm conducting psyops” reveals a sharp, observant wit that prioritizes understanding the underlying logic of a situation over mere emotional reaction.
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The Man Who Sold The World - Midge Ure
The song's themes of shifting identity, phantom memories, and espionage perfectly mirror @RealestFarzet’s fascination with military intelligence and 'psyops.' His bio identifies him as a “Definitely not a PAO in Psyops” and a “Larp scholar,” reflecting a life lived through tactical aesthetics and international relations. This vibe is reinforced by his frequent references to Metal Gear Solid culture, specifically his location as “Mother Base (Indonesia)” and his commentary on conducting “FID with Local Forces”. The synth-heavy 80s atmosphere of the Midge Ure version matches his self-described “Born for Civil Affairs.., Forced to CAG” persona, blending high-stakes military realism with a cynical, ironic detachment.
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