RealJarTaylor
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Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns is the best Simpsons analogue because of the combination of elitism, cold pragmatism, and disdain for those outside his in‑group; Jared's repeated commentary about keeping a civilization or culture 'for us' and his sarcastic jabs at media elites resemble Burns' contempt and strategic self‑interest. Both relish headlines, operate through media/wealth/position, and respond to change with defensive measures rather than accommodation.

Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ fits because he communicates in direct, action‑oriented terms (extraverted public engagement via frequent posting and retweets), values concrete social order and tradition (repeated calls to protect 'Western Civilization' and restore stricter policies), prefers logical critique and policy prescriptions over feelings (argumentative headlines and policy focus), and shows a judging, structured approach to social problems (strategic framing like 'We want Europe to remain European' and advocating concrete legal/political changes such as the birthright citizenship debate). For extraversion, he constantly pushes content outward and provokes responses; for sensing, he foregrounds tangible facts and headlines; for thinking, he emphasizes arguments and hierarchy; for judging, he advocates rules and decisive policies.

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Editor & author. Commentary on identity, immigration, and Western culture. Publisher of analyses and headlines — skeptical of mainstream narratives, focused on demographics and policy. Occasional culture and fitness notes. Replies welcome (but expect bluntness).– @RealJarTaylor

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Aged bourbon and smoked bitters give the drink a traditional, serious note that fits someone who emphasizes preservation and continuity; the orange peel brightens it like his pop‑culture asides ('NYT: 'White will be the defining color... Sign me up.''). The honey rounds it off into something convivial — he pairs hardline politics with occasional lighter cultural touches (parody songs and fitness ideas), so the cocktail blends sternness with a hint of warmth.

Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin fits because his timeline emphasizes group survival, strategic preservation, and a readiness to use provocative rhetoric to achieve ends: his bio motto 'We have the right to be us, and only we can be us.' is explicitly protective of an in‑group. He frames politics as an instrument to secure continuity ('We want Europe to remain European') and frequently highlights power‑political language like 'Survival is the first law,' which mirrors Slytherin's ambition and pragmatism rather than Ravenclaw's curiosity or Gryffindor's impulse toward noble risk.

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The song's themes about power, global change, and the uneasy politics of control mirror his recurring concerns about civilization, leadership, and who shapes the future — he posts about 'We want Europe to remain European' and about national strategies, which dovetail with the song's melancholy take on political ambition and social shifts.

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