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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: creative, sensitive, politically aware, and sometimes isolated. Like Lisa, they’re artistic and whimsical, constantly drawing and inventing characters such as in “Doodles”, “Hamlet”, and “Hammy Potter and the Order of the Citrus”. They show strong empathy and moral engagement with the world, especially in their advocacy for Palestine in tweets like “These are people with lives With dreams, with a future…” and “FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE”, mirroring Lisa’s activism. At the same time, they express loneliness and self-doubt, as in “no one.... absolutely no one and i am absolutely alone maybe this is what depression feels like” and “i really should have shut up when i had the chance and disappeared now im just a stupid person who has nothing to their name”, echoing Lisa’s recurring feelings of not fitting in. Even their mix of playful absurdity and introspection—seen in posts like “I am not dinner except maybe I am” alongside [“someone existing somewhere out there”] in their bio—fits Lisa’s blend of humor, intelligence, and existential reflection.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they mention privacy and distance like in “Eye reveal (can’t do face because PRIVACY)”, and often wonder if anyone is even seeing their posts, as in “is anybody even seeing this post??”, suggesting social withdrawal and self-consciousness rather than overt attention-seeking. Their creativity, metaphorical humor, and character/world-building (e.g. “Hammy Potter and the Order of the Citrus”, “That’s one small step for a ham, one giant leap for foodkind”) point to Intuition over concrete Sensing. Emotional expression and strong value-based stances show a clear Feeling preference: they react intensely to injustice in tweets like “These are people with lives With dreams, with a future…” and “THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN THEY HAVE A FUTURE…”, and are vulnerable about loneliness and self-worth in “no one.... absolutely no one and i am absolutely alone maybe this is what depression feels like” and “i really should have shut up when i had the chance and disappeared now im just a stupid person who has nothing to their name”. Finally, their behavior is spontaneous and exploratory rather than structured, fitting Perceiving: they frequently joke about forgetting things (“Nooo I forgot my password”), being unsure or indecisive (“idk”), and bouncing between random creative ideas like “Just saw this meme maybe i should draw a taco” and “Berry club, a thread (might add to later)” without a rigid plan. Taken together—introverted, imaginative, deeply value-driven, and flexible—they best fit INFP.

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Part-time ham, full-time doodler. Once knitted a broccoli and started a berry club. Art, odd thoughts & occasional world-saving links.– @reallyhungryham

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with cranberry vodka for their artsy, fruity side, inspired by posts like “Cranberry” and the whole Berry club vibe in “Berry club, a thread (might add to later)”. Sparkling lemonade brings the chaotic, fizzy optimism of a ham who can tweet “𝙈𝙊𝙈 𝙄𝙈 𝙁𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙎!!!!” one minute and “Glorp” the next. A splash of blue curaçao nods to their surreal, whimsical bonker-world, from “Hammy Potter and the Order of the Citrus” to “That’s one small step for a ham, one giant leap for foodkind”. The dash of bitters represents the loneliness and hurt peeking through posts like “no one.... absolutely no one and i am absolutely alone maybe this is what depression feels like” and “i really should have shut up when i had the chance and disappeared now im just a stupid person who has nothing to their name”, plus the raw honesty of “unfortunately. it failed. im in the er. it is what it is ig”. Finally, the blackberry garnish on crushed ice is a tiny, dark, resilient heart on top: despite everything, this drink stays fizzy, weird, and vividly itself—just like the ham who insists “Im not a bad person just misunderstood”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong emphasis on care for others and fairness, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They put real emotional energy into defending oppressed people and urging concrete help, as seen in posts like “A click a day Keeps the genocide away Please do click this, it is the least we can do to help the Palestinian people.” and “These are people with lives With dreams, with a future They feel emotion They are not just casualty numbers that we scroll past Israel has killed their everything Israel will never be forgiven for this #FreePalestine”. They also go out of their way to clarify they’re not hateful and set boundaries around being misjudged, as in “to people who think I am zionist, I strongly support Palestine and do not tag me” and “I am not a homophobe though”, which highlights a quiet moral steadiness rather than a Gryffindor-style showy courage. Their feed is full of small, gentle interactions and gratitude — thanking followers, making playful art like “Berry club, a thread (might add to later)”, celebrating follower milestones, and treating mutuals as a little community — all very consistent with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and kindness. Even in low moments like “no one.... absolutely no one and i am absolutely alone maybe this is what depression feels like”, the tone is vulnerable rather than bitter or power-seeking, underscoring a sensitive, soft-hearted Hufflepuff rather than a cynical Slytherin or purely cerebral Ravenclaw.

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A well‑suited song for @reallyhungryham is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures feeling like an outsider, self‑critical, and lonely while still craving connection. They call themself “someone existing somewhere out there” in their bio, and express isolation in tweets like “no one.... absolutely no one and i am absolutely alone maybe this is what depression feels like” and self-blame in “i really should have shut up when i had the chance and disappeared now im just a stupid person who has nothing to their name”, echoing the song’s themes of not feeling good enough. The line "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" fits their mix of humorous, quirky food/ham persona with hints of insecurity, like “I am not dinner except maybe I am”. Even in darker or painful moments such as “unfortunately. it failed. im in the er. it is what it is ig”, their posts carry a resigned tone that aligns with the song’s melancholy. Overall, Creep reflects their combination of playfulness, vulnerability, and feeling misunderstood seen throughout their timeline.

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