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The user’s bio "In dark times, should the stars also go out?" reveals a bleak, nihilistic outlook that mirrors Mr. Burns’ cynical worldview. Their tweet "The marshals watching Hunter Biden escaping through the Biden family agarthan portal as they frantically rush to seize him" shows a conspiratorial, secret‑elite mindset reminiscent of Burns’ behind‑the‑scenes scheming. They also mock authority, as seen in "you’d think this is bait until you remember this is the us rep who jerked a man off in a public theatre", reflecting Burns’ contempt for the common folk. The sarcastic tone in "damn its like racist bingo they even got the asian model minority bullshit there 😭😭😭" aligns with Burns’ dry, scathing commentary on society. Overall, the combination of cynicism, conspiratorial narratives, and disdain for the masses fits the archetype of Mr. Burns, Springfield’s power‑hungry, world‑weary antagonist.

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The user’s bold, outward‑facing commentary, such as "I thought there was no way he said something this stupid but no fucking way he said it as potus in 2018 💀💀💀", shows an extroverted communication style. Their frequent use of abstract, speculative language – e.g., "In dark times, should the stars also go out?" and the surreal "The marshals watching Hunter Biden escaping through the Biden family agarthan portal" – points to an intuitive (N) preference. The sharp, logical sarcasm in tweets like "you’d think this is bait until you remember this is the us rep who jerked a man off in a public theatre" reflects a thinking (T) decision‑making approach. Finally, the rapid, on‑the‑fly reactions such as "Ratio attempt so bad I'd personally deactivate" and the constant posting of timely meme‑style critiques indicate a perceiving (P) lifestyle. Together these traits align with the ENTP “Debater” personality.

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He/Him • Political commentator & meme curator • Canada‑US 🇨🇦🇺🇸 • Panorama hobbyist (once got lost in a 360° shot) • Always chasing the next hot take.– @realprezmacron

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The Panorama of Paranoia is a layered, smoky, bitter drink that mirrors @realprezmacron’s love for dark, conspiratorial commentary, just as he wonders "In dark times, should the stars also go out?" The smoked bourbon adds a murky, law‑enforcement vibe reminiscent of "the marshals watching Hunter Biden escaping through the Biden family agarthan portal". Absinthe brings a French twist to honor the ‘macron’ moniker, while the bitter Fernet reflects the sharp criticism in "watching people equate a state that defended slavery … this site is cooked". A splash of hot chili‑infused tequila gives the drink a fiery kick, echoing the incendiary tone of tweets like "damn its like racist bingo they even got the asian model minority bullshit there." Finally, the cold brew espresso darkens the finish, echoing the overall gloom and sarcasm that runs through his timeline.

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The user's tweets reveal a cunning, ambitious mindset that aligns with Slytherin values. They repeatedly position themselves as superior, as in the tweet "It was a 3 on 1, but they were extraordinarily mentally challenged people, against one person of extraordinary genius. It wasn't even close!" showing a belief in personal brilliance. Their use of sharp sarcasm and strategic provocations, such as "Ratio attempt so bad I'd personally deactivate" and the elaborate conspiracy in "The marshals watching Hunter Biden escaping through the Biden family agarthan portal as they frantically rush to seize him", demonstrates resourcefulness and a desire to manipulate perception. The bio's rhetorical question "In dark times, should the stars also go out?" reflects a calculating, reflective nature typical of Slytherin. Overall, the pattern of bold, strategic criticism and self‑aggrandizing tone points to the house of Slytherin.

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The user's bio, "In dark times, should the stars also go out?", sets a bleak, questioning tone that aligns with the angry, disillusioned mood of Green Day’s "American Idiot". Their tweets repeatedly highlight perceived absurdities in politics and culture, such as "The marshals watching Hunter Biden escaping through the Biden family agarthan portal as they frantically rush to seize him" and "seeing a hijab and immediately thinking "9/11" is pretty telling", which echo the song’s critique of media‑driven hysteria. The line "I thought there was no way he said something this stupid but no fucking way he said it as potus in 2018" mirrors the chorus’s rejection of being fed "American idiot" propaganda. Their sarcastic self‑referential jokes like "ratio attempt so bad I’d personally deactivate" and "damn its like racist bingo they even got the asian model minority bullshit there 😭😭😭" reinforce the song’s theme of frustration with cultural nonsense. Overall, "American Idiot" captures the user’s cynical, confrontational voice toward contemporary politics and the sense that the world’s "stars" are dimming under a wave of stupidity.

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