realRubenSim
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Relentless: He follows leads to their source — 'we found his main roblox account and banned him from over 200 games' shows follow-through and persistence.
- Detail-oriented: Linking tiny signals such as 'The account in this screenshot only has two friends. One is named 'sillycomboy'' demonstrates careful pattern-matching and attention to micro-evidence.
- Outspoken: He boldly calls out executives and policy: 'David Baszucki is losing his fucking mind' and 'Safety issues will be the downfall of this company.'
- Entrepreneurial: Repeated promotion of 'available now on patreon for $1' and 'new merch coming out this month' shows he converts influence into revenue streams.
- Community-focused: Running ban appeals and publicly confirming moderation accuracy — 'The developer fired him after I confirmed his moderation note was accurate' — shows he acts for perceived community safety.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Publicly naming and shaming — e.g., tying people to '6996 and Heaven's Gate' — risks overreach and alienating potential allies.
- Provocative Persona: The deliberate shtick of 'satire tweets autodelete' and lines like the Bouvet Island rant can undermine credibility when tackling serious abuse claims.
- Confirmation Bias: Charging into claims ('anyone wanna guess the ban reason') suggests he can favor sensational interpretations before full verification.
- Polarizing: Calling out executives directly — 'David Baszucki is losing his fucking mind' — builds enemies and can hurt cooperative reform efforts.
- Monetized Ethics: Turning investigations into 'NEW VID' and 'available now on patreon' risks the appearance that tragedies are content fodder rather than purely civic action.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is an activist and moral crusader, and Ruben shares that zeal for protecting the vulnerable: his repeated warnings that 'Safety issues will be the downfall of this company' and his investigative posts exposing harmful content echo Lisa's penchant for speaking uncomfortable truths. Like Lisa he can be earnest and uncompromising when he believes a moral line is crossed, though Ruben pairs activism with a sharper, more confrontational online persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Ruben reads as an ENTJ — a commanding, outward-facing strategist: he organizes public pressure ('leader of a Cybermob'), promotes content and revenue streams ('available now on patreon for $1', 'new merch coming out this month'), and takes a proactive stance on systemic problems ('Safety issues will be the downfall of this company'). His decision-making is assertive and consequence-driven (forcing bans across 200 games), showing thinking over feeling in public debates, and his feed shows structure and goal orientation rather than scattered spontaneity, matching ENTJ leadership and strategy.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Roblox ban log? Because I've been searching for you and 'you can't hide from me'.
- Call me your cybermob — I'll follow you everywhere, and yes, Patreon membership is optional but recommended.
- If loving you were a moderation note, I'd flag it 'permanent' and ban myself from anyone else.
- Is your heart a default place image? Because I'm about to screenshot it and post it for the whole world to see.
- I’ll trade you merch for a date: 'new merch coming out this month', but I'll only accept cuddles as payment.
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Your new Twitter bio
Investigative Roblox safety creator • 'leader of a Cybermob' • exposing predators, moderating chaos, and making videos + merch • Patreon & ban appeals in pinned • satire/autodelete (don’t @ me).– @realRubenSim
Your signature cocktail
Cybermob Cooler
The 'Cybermob Cooler' is neon, punchy and a little aggressive — vodka for the bluntness of his calls ('David Baszucki is losing his fucking mind'), Blue Curaçao for the Roblox-blue vibes and online glow, lemonade to keep it refreshing like his viral clips ('NEW VID'), and an energy splash for the hustle behind Patreon and merch ('available now on patreon for $1' and 'new merch coming out this month'). The glitter is performative flair matching his theatrical Bouvet Island post.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ruben fits Slytherin through ambition, cunning and a willingness to use whatever tools get results: he brands himself 'the leader of a Cybermob', hunts accounts and orchestrates bans ('we found his main roblox account and banned him from over 200 games'), and leverages public pressure to influence outcomes, which is classic Slytherin strategy. His rhetoric can be ruthless and pragmatic — 'you can't hide from me' — preferring effectiveness over popularity, and he frequently maneuvers around platform rules to push safety agendas, showing resourcefulness and a tactical mindset rather than purely idealistic motives.
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Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell
The theme of surveillance and being watched mirrors Ruben's stance — he literally tweets 'you can't hide from me' and documents that he tracks and bans offenders, so the paranoid-but-vigilant vibe of 'Somebody's Watching Me' fits his persona of watchful enforcement and public exposure.
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