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The user is a self‑proclaimed monarchist and devout Orthodox Christian who constantly glorifies historical rulers, as seen in tweets like 'St. Tzar Nicholas II was one of the greatest men of the 20th century.' and 'My Patron saint is Emperor Constantine The Great, Equal of the Apostles ☦️ ⳩.' This reverence for an empire and an old‑world hierarchy mirrors Mr. Burns’s obsession with his own corporate empire and his nostalgic, aristocratic demeanor. The user’s authoritarian, anti‑progressive stance—evidenced by 'There is absolutely nothing wrong with being pro white.' and the '❌support gay rights🏳️🌈' list—parallels Burns’s disdain for labor unions, workers, and modern social reforms. Their frequent calls for prayer ('Pray for moot', 'I love Eucharist') echo Burns’s occasional references to legacy and a higher moral order, albeit twisted toward personal power. Overall, the combination of monarchist nostalgia, reactionary ideology, and a self‑aggrandizing presence fits Mr. Burns better than any of the more wholesome Simpsons main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
Posts like 'Yay I have my blue checkmark back!!!' and frequent requests for followers ('I need a follow blessing', 'Do you guys want me to do anything special for when I 1000 followers?') show a strong outward focus, indicating Extraversion. The user often links cultural references to broader ideological trends, e.g., 'South Park predicted white replacement 16 years ago' and 'The EU is the 4th Reich', reflecting a preference for abstract, future‑oriented patterns characteristic of Intuition. Moral and value‑driven statements such as 'Only God's love is truly unconditional.' and 'Christ called Jews the children of satan.' reveal a Feeling decision style. Finally, the many concrete goals and plans ('My standards for 2026: be whoever my future girlfriend will be', 'After Christmas I'm going to buy X premium again') demonstrate a Judging orientation.

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Former choir kid who once drenched a saint's portrait with Dr Pepper, now sharing memes, anime picks & occasional musings on history.– @REALSGTPIPER

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The Imperial Dr Pepper Monarch blends Dr Pepper, Russian vodka, honey, blood orange juice, and a dash of Angostura bitters to echo @REALSGTPIPER's love for the classic soda and his monarchist pride. The honey nods to his Orthodox Christian faith, as he often declares "I love Eucharist". The bold vodka reflects his strong, unapologetic right‑wing stance, echoed in tweets like "There is absolutely nothing wrong with being pro white.". The blood orange adds a regal red hue, reminiscent of his admiration for "St. Tzar Nicholas II was one of the greatest men of the 20th century.". Finally, the bitters capture his sharp criticism of modern culture, such as "English is the greatest language God ever created."

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for personal status and power, such as seeking followers and a blue checkmark: "I need to get to 1000 followers before the new year" and "Yay I have my blue checkmark back!!!". They also display cunning by using a VPN to hide location: "I'm going to start using a VPN more often so if my location ever appears not as the US that's why...". Their admiration for powerful historic figures like Nicholas II and Constantine further underscores ambition: "St. Tzar Nicholas II was one of the greatest men of the 20th century" and "My Patron saint is Emperor Constantine The Great, Equal of the Apostles". These traits—ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for status—align most closely with Slytherin.

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The user’s bio lists 'Monarchist' and many tweets celebrate monarchs, such as 'St. Tzar Nicholas II was one of the greatest men of the 20th century' and 'English is the greatest language God ever created,' showing a love for royalty and the English language. Their repeated religious references – '☦︎ Orthodox Christian,' 'Pray for moot,' and 'I love Eucharist' – match the anthem’s prayerful opening 'God save our gracious King.' The anthem’s blend of a Christian plea for the sovereign and a patriotic salute aligns perfectly with the user’s self‑described traditionalist, pro‑monarchy, and faith‑centered identity.

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