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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Comic Book Guy: a hyper-online media nerd who mixes genuine passion with acidic commentary. They rant about gaming and tech industry nonsense in a very CBG way, like calling out Nintendo’s pricing and secrecy in “would've respected nintendo more if they pulled a 2006 sony and were straight up about the price of the console and games instead of hiding that information on their website. 💀” and clowning on modern YouTube in “the absolute state of modern youtube”. Their dramatic, overblown reactions echo his "Worst. Episode. Ever" energy, e.g. “OMFG FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF...” and “AI IS NO MATCH FOR OUR STUPIDITY‼️ WE ARE THE KINGS‼️🗣️🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”. At the same time, they’re an obsessive niche media enthusiast—Monster Hunter, Doom WADs, vaporwave, old internet culture—like CBG’s encyclopedic geekdom, seen in posts such as “my internet history is just... all monster hunter now...” and “getting high to Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe in the mid 2010's, type shii you just had to be there for.”. Their self-aware bitterness about modern platforms and nostalgia for older internet forums in “plz bring back REAL forums and personal sites, holy FUCK.” also fits Comic Book Guy’s perpetual disdain for how everything has gotten worse since his preferred golden age. Underneath the sarcasm and ranting, there’s real care for their craft and audience, reflected in detailed video updates like “good morning. in today's video, we'll be discussing Animal Crossing: New Horizons in dubious detail; now that the dust has officially settled.”, mirroring CBG’s oddly sincere dedication to his hobbies.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they frequently complain about or withdraw from mainstream social platforms and culture, e.g. “besides basic video updates, i’m pretty much done with twitter, again.” and “stuck at a function with no alcohol rn.”, and describe themselves as “terminally offline” (“being terminally offline is starting to get really exausting”), suggesting they recharge away from people. Their posts show strong Intuition: they constantly zoom out to meta‑takes on the internet, media, and culture, like “these days opening up twitter really does feel like the online equivalent of walking down a grimy block downtown…” and “just letting you guys know, the oblivion remaster is a psyop.”, focusing on patterns and implications more than concrete facts. They are clearly Thinking‑dominated: criticism is blunt and logic/value‑judgment heavy rather than tactful, e.g. “everyone's opinions on video games on this god forsaken website are objectively wrong…” and “i'm not gonna take your opinion seriously you thought hawk tuah was funny in 2024”, and they analyze industry decisions and consumer behaviour in a detached way (“did consumers ever have a spine?”). Their lifestyle and workflow look Perceiving: they complain about chaos, procrastination, and constant tech issues instead of tight planning, e.g. “another FUCK ASS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY… THAT CAUSES ME TO LOSE EVERYTHING I FUCKING HAVE FOR THE 83RD TIME THIS YEAR” and “friday night? making progress on my next video? yeeeeeee...”. Overall their mix of solitary, meta‑analytical, sarcastic commentary and somewhat disorganized creative grind fits INTP more than other NT types: idea‑driven like an INTJ but with less rigid planning and more chaotic, reactive energy in their daily life and work.

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Video essayist on games & internet culture. Once rebuilt a PC at 3AM just to finish a Monster Hunter script. Occasional vaporwave archivist.– @REALsundree

Your signature cocktail
The CyberScape Slop Spritz is strong, slightly bitter, and weirdly comforting—perfect for someone who calls themselves a “niche essayist 🖳 slop with soul” while insisting “NO‼️ I don’t PAY for X premium!... I tweet out posts that get ZERO interaction whatsoever BECAUSE I LIKE IT‼️”. Overproof rum stands for the raw, explosive energy behind rants like “AI IS NO MATCH FOR OUR STUPIDITY‼️ WE ARE THE KINGS‼️🗣️🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥” and the all‑caps meltdowns over tech issues. Cold brew coffee captures the burned‑out, terminally online exhaustion of lines like “2025 is a very strong contender for being the worst year of my entire life.” and “being terminally offline is starting to get really exausting”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, sour edge that reflects their salt about modern internet culture, from “these days opening up twitter really does feel like the online equivalent of walking down a grimy block downtown” to “i'm not gonna take your opinion seriously you thought hawk tuah was funny in 2024”. Strega or another herbal liqueur represents the nostalgic, slightly mystical fixation on old games, vaporwave, and retro net vibes—see “getting high to Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe in the mid 2010's, type shii you just had to be there for.” and their monster hunter / Doom deep dives. Finally, a splash of tonic water adds fizz and bite, embodying their resilience and defiant optimism in posts like “Already fucked up 2025, 2026 WILL BE MY YEAR FOR REAL THO‼️🗣️🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥” and the steady grind on longform video essays despite everything.

Your Hogwarts House
They read overwhelmingly as a Ravenclaw: a niche, self-described “niche essayist 🖳 slop with soul” who clearly lives in their head and enjoys dissecting internet and gaming culture. Their whole online presence orbits long-form analysis and essay-style thinking, e.g. the way they announce videos like “in today's 2+ hour long video, we'll be discussing monster hunter wilds, it's mechanics, and more specifically; capcom's most ambitious attempt at putting a story in a monster hunter game”, or talk about a deep-dive on Animal Crossing in “in today's video, we'll be discussing Animal Crossing: New Horizons in dubious detail; now that the dust has officially settled.”. Their curiosity about how platforms and culture work shows up constantly, like when they reverse-engineer their YouTube algorithm in “i think my youtube algorithm is assuming that i'm a depressed 35 year old construction worker who wishes to go back to a time when video games were actually good.” and when they speculate about suspicious essay channels in “weird youtube channel i discovered that's some how churning out hour long video essays on the daily basis… i suspect plagiarism at best, or an ai generated persona at worst...”. They also show a reflective, meta-awareness about media discourse itself in “this doom wad is FAR more impressive on a technical level than myhouse.wad ever was, yet it didn't get anywhere near the same amount of fanfare. probably because there's no trendy youtube video essay thumbnail bait about Le mental health surrounding it.”, which is classic Ravenclaw pattern-recognition and critique. While they’re definitely sarcastic and sometimes jaded, the core throughline is a love of ideas, analysis, and cultural nitpicking—not the naked ambition of Slytherin or the earnest loyalty of Hufflepuff—so Ravenclaw fits best.

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The song Internet captures someone who is extremely online, jaded with platforms, but still weirdly sentimental about them, which fits @REALsundree well. They constantly complain about the modern web’s vibe, saying that “these days opening up twitter really does feel like the online equivalent of walking down a grimy block downtown where everyone is just intoxicated, fighting and throwing molotov’s around.” Yet they’re deeply embedded in online culture, fine-tuning burner algorithms for “gloriously schizo content” as in “i have fine tuned a burner account on youtube just to get gloriously schizo content like this on my home page!” Like the song’s themes of needing to log off but never quite doing it, they admit exhaustion with being terminally online in “being terminally offline is starting to get really exausting” while still living in the cyberscape. Their nostalgic, essayist vibe also mirrors the song’s melancholic reflection on how the internet changed things, seen in posts like “the internet really was a completely different place 8 years ago.” Overall, Internet fits their mix of burnout, irony, and genuine attachment to online life.

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