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The user’s bio line "The boulder that the tide of modernity crashes against." mirrors Mr. Burns’s resistance to change and his desire to remain an unyielding figure of old power. Their frequent postings about market speculation (e.g., "Devils metal at 66.69 Nice." and "$57 $58 $59 Yea, it’s a #SilverSqueeze") echo Burns’s obsessive focus on wealth and financial manipulation. The extremist, hierarchical worldview expressed in tweets such as "Living by the tenants of NatSoc will markedly improve anyones life" and "Sentience only evolved in Europe and east Asia" aligns with Burns’s elitist, often morally dubious perspective. The repetitive, grandiose language ("Every animal on the planet is tied to us spiritually, we are their keepers") also reflects the pompous, self‑important speech pattern characteristic of Mr. Burns. Therefore, the user’s traits most closely resemble Mr. Burns.

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The user tends to post solitary, reflective statements like 'Every animal on the planet is tied to us spiritually, we are their keepers', indicating an introverted communication style. Their tweets favor abstract, speculative ideas such as 'Sentience only evolved in Europe and east Asia' and the poetic bio 'The boulder that the tide of modernity crashes against', showing a preference for intuition over concrete details. Decision‑making appears logical and analytical, exemplified by 'If you're actually bullish oil long term buying a used CT in 2026 seems like a no brainer' and the rational endorsement 'I endorse this 100%... It’s the natural order.' Finally, the user demonstrates a structured, organized approach, regularly tracking market moves ('17hrs, 44 minutes, 17 minutes. $57 $58 $59 Yea, it’s a #SilverSqueeze') and curating lists ('List of travel worthy countries for Canadians just dropped'), reflecting a judging preference.

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Wildlife enthusiast & market watcher, sharing memes & travel tips. Once took a camel for a bus. Based in Salisbury, Rhodesia.– @RebornObserver

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The Boulder's Keeper Elixir captures the rugged, earthy vibe of RebornObserver, a user who constantly declares "Every animal on the planet is tied to us spiritually, we are their keepers." The smoky Scotch mirrors the heavy metal aesthetic from the tweet "Devils metal at 66.69 Nice," giving the drink a dark, intense backbone. A touch of date syrup nods to the desert and camel references like "Camel jockies have a few tricks worth appreciating." Sage-infused bitters add a spiritual herbaceous note, reinforcing the animal‑keeper mantra. Finally, edible silver leaf pays homage to the #SilverSqueeze obsession in "17hrs, 44 minutes, 17 minutes. $57 $58 $59 Yea, it's a #SilverSqueeze."

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The user shows a strong drive for personal advantage, repeatedly posting about profit opportunities such as "If you're actually bullish oil long term buying a used CT in 2026 seems like a no brainer" and the #SilverSqueeze tweet "17hrs, 44 minutes, 17 minutes. $57 $58 $59 Yea, it's a #SilverSqueeze". They also espouse a hierarchical worldview, stating "I endorse this 100%. Living by the tenants of NatSoc will markedly improve anyones life... It's the natural order" and claiming "Sentience only evolved in Europe and east Asia". Their bio declares themselves "The boulder that the tide of modernity crashes against," indicating a stubborn, determined stance. These traits of ambition, cunning, and a belief in superiority align closely with Slytherin values of ambition and resourcefulness. Therefore, Slytherin is the most fitting house.

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The user's bio describes them as "The boulder that the tide of modernity crashes against," echoing the song’s refrain "I am a rock, I am an island," which speaks of being unmoving and self‑contained. Their repeated tweet "Every animal on the planet is tied to us spiritually, we are their keepers" shows a self‑perceived authority and isolation, matching the rock metaphor. The defiant tone in posts about finance ("#SilverSqueeze") and extremist ideology also reflects the song’s theme of withdrawing from the world and standing firm. Overall, the lyrics capture their desire to remain an unchanging, solitary observer amidst a changing world.

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